[Shamblatron]

The A572 is famous for Spree boat racing and firing torpedoes at passing armadillos, wearing wellies and welding masks. 50 points are given for driving over one but only once has this happened.
However if you can catch an armadillo with a fishing rod on the A572, you get to eat it while its lickin ya ball,s, but if your a woman, you might ...........just wish ya had em! Aunt Bessy's 'grow your own' testicle kit in a can work in five days, so DJ bought another pint of toads blood mixed with Spree's toe nail clippings and gave it to his mother in law who he loves dearly and would gladly chop into tiny pieces, she sipped "what no 6 inch nails or broken hair,and none of the old powdered glass?" He replied " to the wrinkled hippo standing up on her back legs and barking like a demented haggis. The soggy bar began to bend in the middle due to the rapidly expanding waistline of the pensioner lapdancers, wearing pink tutus and black gimp masks to hide their ugly mugs and bad teeth. Out of the blue rolls of tobacco smoke bellowing over the condom factory,approaches a postman with a french letter, all the way from iceland, the stamp had fallen off and somehow managed to clog between the arshole cheeks causing a massive buildup of gas, *$£"(*"^* BOOM oh! no my merkin has been blown south