Erm excuse me but I thought the way to please your man was:
- Always have a hearty hot meal ready whenever he comes home from work
- Always make an effort to look your best whenever he comes in from work
- Always be prepared to have a quick dinner party should he bring the boss home unexpectedly
- Always keep essentials such as corned beef in the larder ready to whip up a hot meal in case you are caught out and he comes home early.
- Never bother him with your idle chatter; his day is much more important than yours...
(Taken from Woman's Weekly, 195o-something)
