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Originally Posted by lady clara  Erm excuse me but I thought the way to please your man was:
- Always have a hearty hot meal ready whenever he comes home from work
- Always make an effort to look your best whenever he comes in from work
- Always be prepared to have a quick dinner party should he bring the boss home unexpectedly
- Always keep essentials such as corned beef in the larder ready to whip up a hot meal in case you are caught out and he comes home early.
- Never bother him with your idle chatter; his day is much more important than yours...
(Taken from Woman's Weekly, 195o-something)  |
Here is a quote from Jerry Hall...
“My mother said it was simple to keep a man; you must be a maid in the living room, a cook in the kitchen and a whore in the bedroom.”
Surely, the best way to keep a man is to be a whore in the living room, a whore in the kitchen AND a whore in the bedroom? F%&k the housework!!!!!