Doggie Farts
> A young man was delighted to finally be asked home to meet the parents of
> the young woman he'd been seeing for some time. He was quite nervous about
> the meeting, though, and by the time he arrived punctually at the doorstep
> he was in a state of gastric distress.
> The problem developed into one of acute flatulence, and halfway through
the
> canapés the young man realized he couldn't hold it in one second longer
> without exploding. A tiny fart escaped.
> "SPOT!" called out the young woman's mother to the family dog, lying at
the
> young man's feet.
> Relieved at the dog's having been blamed, the young man let another,
> slightly larger one go. "Spot!" she called out sharply. "I've got it
made,"
> thought the fellow to himself. One more and I'll feel fine. So he let
loose
> a really big one.
> "Spot!" shrieked the mother. "Get over here before he shits on you!"
>
