[jonnywombat]

I hate golf.. but one of my all time favorite jokes involves it..

A golf nut vicar has been unable to get out on the course for weeks, every time he arranges a round with his friends, a member of his flock calls him with a problem and he has to cancel....

One Sunday morning he is getting up, and looking out the window he sees it is the most glorious day, with ideal golfing conditions.. Feeling he is due,and knowing the curate can handle things at the church services, he rings in sick, and then heads out for the golf course..

He drives 100 miles to get to a course where there is absolutely no chance of anyone he knows being there, he get out his clubs and hits the tees....

As he approaches the 7th hole, (a dog leg par 3), Jesus looks down from heaven and spot the vicar just about to tee off...

"God God look at that", says jesus, pointing out the vicar.. "He's playing golf, when he should be leading his flock"....

I'll show him says God and the points his omnipotent finger at the golfer...

The vicar hits the ball, slicing it badly, it bounces off a tree, hits a passing bird, hits the top of the flag, and spirals down the pole and into the cup for a hole in one.....

"I thought you were going to punish him" said Jesus to God.. "how's that punishing him, it's the most unbelievable shot ever"...

"exactly" God replies, " and who is he going to tell?"