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Old 07-03-2008, 11:19 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Re: Golf

They're finally together

She married and had 13 children. Then her husband died.

She married again and had 7 more children.

Again, her husband died.

She remarried a third time and had 5 more children.
After a long life, she finally died after having 25 children

Standing before her coffin, the priest prayed for her.
He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said,
' Lord, they're finally together.'

One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend, ' Do you think he means her first, second or third husband? '


The friend replied, ' I think he means her legs.'


Some time's my mind doesn't only wander, it leaves completely ...........
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