I posted zilch as my occupation earlier in the thread but its got worse than that since then
I've been shamed into working 2 half days per week for mrs deano (who is a visitor services manager for a national environmental/conservation charity) in one of her visitor centres/shops.
I'm now selling naff stuff like walking sticks, tartan blankets & shortbread biscuits to even older farts than meself
just for the record I ran a ltd co til 2003 fitting blinds & curtains in showhouses throughout the UK for wimpey, persimmon, barrett, bellway etc etc - yep I was a window deresser!