Dream tweeks

BLACKPANTHER · 06-20-2008, 10:00 PM

People rant on about Ohlins this, Akrapovic that, but these are the mods you need on the roads today. Blind f ing car drivers. I'm thinking maybe a flame thrower on the front as well.

I hate Fiat puntos · 06-20-2008, 10:16 PM

I can make do with a pair of steel toe cap boots they put a nice dint in a car when you kick it, plus got me hands ideal fo ripping of door mirrors

BLACKPANTHER · 06-20-2008, 10:23 PM

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Originally Posted by I hate Fiat puntos

I can make do with a pair of steel toe cap boots they put a nice dint in a car when you kick it, plus got me hands ideal fo ripping of door mirrors

I've found that the kevlar knuckle protectors are particularly good at denting BMW drivers bonnets when they pull out in front of you, nearly knocking you off, and then give you the finger!

grotbag · 06-20-2008, 11:07 PM

Any more tips I need to store for future reference you guys?

How about the used spark plugs?

BLACKPANTHER · 06-21-2008, 12:10 AM

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Originally Posted by grotbag

Any more tips I need to store for future reference you guys?

How about the used spark plugs?

Water balloons filled with white spirit. Golf balls to drop from the back of the bike. This could become a long long list.

papasmurf · 06-21-2008, 11:40 AM

Anti Volvo/caravan missiles.

jonnywombat · 06-22-2008, 07:32 AM

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Originally Posted by I hate Fiat puntos

plus got me hands ideal fo ripping of door mirrors

Punched off a mirror or two in my time, normally of the git who sees you coming down the outside of a long line of slow moving traffic, and pulls out right to stop you...

That was in my youth you understand

much calmer now.. the therapy seems to be working

druidsam · 06-22-2008, 07:53 AM

i was thinking of fitting one of these

as i seem to have been invisible the last few times i have been on the bike

......................Sam

grotbag · 06-22-2008, 12:26 PM

Hey that's good idea Sam

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Originally Posted by jonnywombat

the therapy seems to be working

but have the little voices stopped talking to you jonny?

Bill CBF1000 · 06-22-2008, 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by BLACKPANTHER

Water balloons filled with white spirit.

nah - brake fluid is sooooooo much better and more effective

06-20-2008, 10:00 PM	#1 (permalink)
BLACKPANTHER Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Doncaster Posts: 1,020	Dream tweeks People rant on about Ohlins this, Akrapovic that, but these are the mods you need on the roads today. Blind f ing car drivers. I'm thinking maybe a flame thrower on the front as well.

06-20-2008, 10:16 PM	#2 (permalink)
I hate Fiat puntos Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Altrincham, Cheshire Posts: 130	Re: Dream tweeks I can make do with a pair of steel toe cap boots they put a nice dint in a car when you kick it, plus got me hands ideal fo ripping of door mirrors

06-20-2008, 11:07 PM	#4 (permalink)
grotbag Moderator Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Near Hornsea,on the East Yorkshire coast Posts: 6,832	Re: Dream tweeks Any more tips I need to store for future reference you guys? How about the used spark plugs?
	Some time's my mind doesn't only wander, it leaves completely ...........

06-21-2008, 11:40 AM	#6 (permalink)
papasmurf Banned Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 194	Re: Dream tweeks Anti Volvo/caravan missiles.
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06-22-2008, 07:53 AM	#8 (permalink)
druidsam Moderator Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: central scotland Posts: 4,045	Re: Dream tweeks i was thinking of fitting one of these as i seem to have been invisible the last few times i have been on the bike ......................Sam
	trust me! im a druid

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