speaking of language

bilbo141 · 10-14-2008, 05:34 PM

all theses threads about gammar , spellin and speakin clearly reminds me of when i done my test :
examiner: can you show me how to check the oil levels please?
me: sure...well on some bikes there are inspection windows....
examiner: i didnt ask you about other bikes , im askin about this one
me: ...ok..well as i was about to say before you interrupted me some bikes have inspection windows HOWEVER..
examiner: look just tell me how to check the oil on this bike
me: fine - you see this? yeah?! well you unscrew the f##ker wipe it clean stick it back in the arsin whole pull it out again and check the oil level
examiner: now tell me how you would test the horn is working
me: sure.well first id put the keys in the ignition turn it on and press this button here
examiner : thats not what i asked you to do - i asked you to show me how you would test the horn
me: i just did!
examiner : i want you to test the horn!
me : well why didnt you say - test the horn for me please - you asked me to SHOW you how i WOULD test the horn
examiner : you have jsut earned yourself to minor fails..now if you would like to get on the bike we'll start the test.......
me: (mumbling under helmet) you feckin arsin steamin pile of dog shit mother s.o.b
I went out on my test absolutely fuming steam comin outta my ears and didnt pick up any other minors at all , so everyone just be aware of what you ask for - or what someone asks of you

Spinaltapper · 10-14-2008, 05:40 PM

That is funny though mate.

Hope it don't happen to me when I do mine next month. I'd remember this and probably crack up.

deano · 10-14-2008, 05:42 PM

too right!

Dave321 · 10-14-2008, 06:31 PM

That is funny

did anybody else see it and laugh?

Rerb · 10-14-2008, 06:35 PM

Nice one, always beware the smart arse controlling your future

Bornagain · 10-15-2008, 12:54 PM

I enjoyed that too

10-15-2008, 01:32 PM

bilbo, I'll let you know if I get the same chappie

If he asks me about these things I'll just tell him that I don't get my hands dirty. I take it to a qualified motorcycle mechanic and will be happy to recommend one if he so wishes

Only joking but I suppose the best way is to be as dry with them as they are with us.

10-14-2008, 05:34 PM	#1 (permalink)
bilbo141 Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: belfast Posts: 440	speaking of language all theses threads about gammar , spellin and speakin clearly reminds me of when i done my test : examiner: can you show me how to check the oil levels please? me: sure...well on some bikes there are inspection windows.... examiner: i didnt ask you about other bikes , im askin about this one me: ...ok..well as i was about to say before you interrupted me some bikes have inspection windows HOWEVER.. examiner: look just tell me how to check the oil on this bike me: fine - you see this? yeah?! well you unscrew the f##ker wipe it clean stick it back in the arsin whole pull it out again and check the oil level examiner: now tell me how you would test the horn is working me: sure.well first id put the keys in the ignition turn it on and press this button here examiner : thats not what i asked you to do - i asked you to show me how you would test the horn me: i just did! examiner : i want you to test the horn! me : well why didnt you say - test the horn for me please - you asked me to SHOW you how i WOULD test the horn examiner : you have jsut earned yourself to minor fails..now if you would like to get on the bike we'll start the test....... me: (mumbling under helmet) you feckin arsin steamin pile of dog shit mother s.o.b I went out on my test absolutely fuming steam comin outta my ears and didnt pick up any other minors at all , so everyone just be aware of what you ask for - or what someone asks of you Last edited by Rerb : 10-14-2008 at 06:33 PM. Reason: Some words were toooo norty

10-14-2008, 05:40 PM	#2 (permalink)
Spinaltapper Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Nottingham Posts: 285	Re: speaking of language That is funny though mate. Hope it don't happen to me when I do mine next month. I'd remember this and probably crack up.

10-14-2008, 05:42 PM	#3 (permalink)
deano Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 2,492	Re: speaking of language too right!
deano Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 2,492

10-14-2008, 06:31 PM	#4 (permalink)
Dave321 Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: suffolk Posts: 353	Re: speaking of language That is funny did anybody else see it and laugh?

10-14-2008, 06:35 PM	#5 (permalink)
Rerb Administrator Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: North Staffs Posts: 1,960	Re: speaking of language Nice one, always beware the smart arse controlling your future

10-15-2008, 12:54 PM	#6 (permalink)
Bornagain Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Ross-shire Posts: 264	Re: speaking of language I enjoyed that too

10-15-2008, 01:32 PM	#7 (permalink)
fsec Posts: n/a	Re: speaking of language bilbo, I'll let you know if I get the same chappie If he asks me about these things I'll just tell him that I don't get my hands dirty. I take it to a qualified motorcycle mechanic and will be happy to recommend one if he so wishes Only joking but I suppose the best way is to be as dry with them as they are with us.
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