How women park cars

[Rocks]

Originally Posted by Mickie

I wasn't parking!, I was pulling out of a parking space! technically that doesn't count as parking
though i must admit that if i take more than 4 attempts to reverse park into a space i do tend to swear at the gathered audience and find somewhere else

(A CLASSIC)

[deano]

hmmm not much of a confession tho is it? allow me

parked up alongside a concrete bollard positioned at her nearside front wheel arch (well MY wheelarch to be precise )
comes back after shopping, turns hard left & forwards out of parking space (OH YES) hears 'orrible scraping noise accompanied by the feeling the handbrake is still on.

got out & had a look? nah put her friggin foot down instead!
took out the front arch, passenger door, sliding door, rear wing & virtually ripped off the rear bumper

bear in mind this van was barely a week old, and was being driven on MY insurance - double whammy!

[Rocks]

Deano

Sounds about the norm for women drivers these days, leaving a trial of destruction and us males having to pick up the bills resulting in ever increasing higher insurance premiums.

Makes you wonder about (Shelia's Wheels) their slogan should be.

Sing the following:

When you've messed and cant get a quote, and the blokes stand around and gloat, your destruction is a way of life, and all men have to sacrifice, Girls get on to Shelia's Wheels......

My Ban button just got pressed harder

[grotbag]

coff .................. coff ................... a-hem .................

Could be that wimmin own up and men don't!!


A fella who scraped his phallic symbol right along my small ladies car (450 quids worth of damage), trying to get out of a space you could get a dubbledecker bus out of, happened to be seen doing it and got collared by one's of my work colleagues who recognised my car, he did try to just drive off without owning up but would have had to run her over first!!


and here's another one!!

YouTube - Car parking

Ive been driving since i was 17 (14 years ) without an accident of any kind thank you



Sammy

[Rocks]

Originally Posted by eyecandy

Ive been driving since i was 17 (14 years ) without an accident of any kind thank you

He was only showing the ladies how not to do it.....


Sammy

You lucky bugger Sam

14 whole years driving around your private land on your property, does that get a little boring? suppose its claim free though just kidding, Ive too much incoming, 2 of you on my tail now, not fair

On serious note I see that Shelia's Wheels are now offering policies to male drivers, in their terms and conditions it says, "We are now offering male insurance policies with a view to reducing the overheads in our claims department" honest

[grotbag]

Originally Posted by Rocks

On serious note I see that Shelia's Wheels are now offering policies to male drivers, in their terms and conditions it says, "We are now offering male insurance policies with a view to reducing their overheads in our claims department" honest

The quotes I've had in the past from Shelias Wheels have always been expensive, that's probably why there giving fellas quotes, coz there daft enough to think this it's cheap

Originally Posted by Rocks

You lucky bugger Sam

14 whole years driving around your private land on your property, does that get a little boring? suppose its claim free though just kidding, Ive too much incoming, 2 of you on my tail now, not fair

On serious note I see that Shelia's Wheels are now offering policies to male drivers, in their terms and conditions it says, "We are now offering male insurance policies with a view to reducing the overheads in our claims department" honest

Er excuse me Rocks what private land ,ordinary roads mate i'll have you know

And by the way its Sammy not Sam (Sam too blokey a name for moi)

And don't tell me you can't deal with two women at the same time

Sammy

[Rocks]

Originally Posted by eyecandy

Er excuse me Rocks what private land ,ordinary roads mate i'll have you know

And by the way its Sammy not Sam (Sam too blokey a name for moi)

And don't tell me you can't deal with two women at the same time

Sammy

Ok Sammy sowee, and the latter, I'm not quite sure how to answer that one having led such a sheltered life

Originally Posted by Rocks

Ok Sammy sowee, and the latter, I'm not quite sure how to answer that one having led such a sheltered life

Yer I believe that like pigs can fly

By the way did I tell you i'm a nun


Sammy