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Old 04-19-2008, 12:30 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Boiled Egg.


[1] Find 1 Saucepan.

[2] Find a tap, turn it on and put water in Saucepan.

[3] Find 1 Egg.

[4] Put the egg in the water that is already in the Saucepan and put on to the hob.

[5] Light the gas under the Saucepan that already has water and and egg in it.

[6] Boil the egg that is in the water which is in the saucepan on the gas ring for 3 minutes.

[7] remove the egg from the boiling water which is in the saucepan, and turn off the gas.

[8] Place the egg in an egg cup, cut a slice of bread into fingers, dunk and enjoy.



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Old 04-19-2008, 12:37 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Re: Easy, foolproof recipies

Boiled Egg, version 2


1. When cooker is out of action.....

2. Locate an electric kettle and fill with tap water, do not replace the kettles lid

3. Click kettle to boil (that means turn it on!)

4. drop egg into boiling water inside the kettle without breaking the egg and leave for 3 minutes

5. Sort your bread into fingers, open the window to let the steam out

6. Remove the egg from the boiling water and put the lid back on the kettle

7. place egg in an egg cup and dunk bread fingers - enjoy!

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Old 04-19-2008, 12:41 PM   #3 (permalink)
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My guess is you are going away overnight and leaving instruction for the offspring on how to cook brekkers
 
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Old 04-19-2008, 12:45 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Re: Easy, foolproof recipies

egg...


break an egg into a glass add some milk,salt and pepper mix together and down in one go


who needs electricity


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Old 04-19-2008, 02:27 PM   #5 (permalink)
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egg...


break an egg into a glass add some milk,salt and pepper mix together and down in one go


who needs electricity


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Sam you forgot to add the voddy

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Sam you forgot to add the voddy

never touch the stuff...it may be ok with a dash of whisky though



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