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Old 04-27-2008, 12:17 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Married Life

Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress,
chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men....that
night all three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stilettos and mask
over their eyes .

After a few days they meet again.....

The engaged girlfriend said: 'The other night, when my boyfriend came back
home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4' stilettos and mask. He said,
'You are the woman of my life, I love you, then we made love all night
long.'

The mistress stated: 'Oh Yes! The other night we met in the office. I was
wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a
raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn't say a word. We just had
wild sex all night.'

The married one then said: 'The other night I sent the kids to stay at my
mother's for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super stilettos
and mask over my eyes. My husband came in from work, grabbed the TV
controller and a beer, and said, 'Hey Batman, what's for dinner ?'

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Old 04-27-2008, 08:21 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Re: Married Life

sad but true



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Old 04-27-2008, 09:32 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Hmmmmm....seem to remember having an experience like that myself once. He only did it once mind you!!

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Old 04-27-2008, 10:48 AM   #4 (permalink)
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ditto

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LMAO:d:d

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