The blonde and the lorry...

[cyberwolf]

A man is driving his lorry through a town centre. While he's waiting at some lights he hears a knock on his cab door. He winds the window down and peers out, to see an attractive blonde woman. She smiles sweetly up at him, "Hello, my name is Sandra, and I think you should know you're losing your load." With that, she turns around smartly and gets back into her convertible. The man just shakes his head, and sets off when the lights change.

At the next red light, he again hears a knock on his cab door. Again he winds down his window to see the same woman standing there. Giving no indication that she'd already spoken to him she says "Hello, my name is Sandra, and I think you should know you're losing your load." and again she jumps back into her car. The man just shrugs and rolls his eyes.

At the next red light, it's the same routine again. "Hello, my name is Sandra, and I think you should know you're losing your load." When the lights change, the man floors it and hares off. At the next red light he jumps down from the cab. When the woman pulls up, he knocks on her window. She winds the window down and smiles inquisitively at him. "Hello," he says, "my name is Bob, and I think you should know I'm driving a f*ck*ng gritter!"