Only in Ireland !!!!

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A lady died this past January, and MBNA bank billed her for February and March for their annual service charges on her credit card, and Then added late fees and interest on the monthly charge. The balance that had been £0.00, now is somewhere around £60.00.

A family member placed a call to the MBNA Bank:


Family Member:
'I am calling to tell you that she died in January.'



MBNA:

'The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still apply.'



Family Member:

'Maybe, you should turn it over to collections.'



MBNA:

'Since it is two months past due, it already has been.'



Family Member:

So, what will they do when they find out she is dead?'



MBNA:

'Either report her account to the frauds division or report her to The credit bureau, maybe both!'



Family Member:

'Do you think God will be mad at her?'



MBNA:

'Excuse me?'



Family Member:

'Did you just get what I was telling you . . . The part about her Being dead?'



MBNA:

'Sir, you'll have to speak to my supervisor.'



Supervisor gets on the phone:

Family Member:

'I'm calling to tell you, she died in January.'



MBNA:

'The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still apply.'



Family Member:

'You mean you want to collect from her estate?'



MBNA:

(Stammer) 'Are you her lawyer?'



Family Member:

'No, I'm her great nephew.'

(Lawyer info given)



MBNA:

'Could you fax us a certificate of death?'



Family Member:

'Sure.'

( fax number is given )



After they get the fax:



MBNA:

'Our system just isn't set up for death. I don't know what more I Can do to help.'



Family Member:

'Well, if you figure it out, great! If not, you could just keep billing Her.

I don't think she will care.'



MBNA:

'Well, the late fees and charges do still apply.'



Family Member:

'Would you like her new billing address?'



MBNA:

'That might help.'



Family Member:

' Glasnevin Cemetry, Finglas Road, Dublin11, Ireland, Plot Number 1049.'



MBNA:

'Sir, that's a cemetery!'



Family Member:

'Well, what the **** do you do with dead people on your planet?'






Every day a 4th grade boy walks home from school past a 4th grade girl's house. One day he is carrying a football, and he stops to taunt the little girl. He holds up the football and says "See this football? Football is a boys game and girls can't have one!" The little girl runs in the house crying and tells her mother about the encounter. She runs out and buys the girl a football.

The next day the boy is riding home on his bike, and the girl shows him the football, yelling "Nah na nah na nah!"

The little boy gets mad and points to his bike. "See this bike? This is a boys bike, and girls can't have them!"

Next day, the boy comes by and the little girl is riding a new boy's bike. Now he is really mad. So he drops his pants, points at his most private of parts, and says "You see THIS? Only BOYS have these and your mother can't go buy you one!"

The next day as he passes the house he asks the little girl, "Well, what do you have to say NOW?"

So she pulls up her dress and says...

"My mother told me that as long as I have one of these, I can have as many of THOSE as I want!"