Friday Humour to get us in the weekend mood

[lady clara]

Man stopped on motorway by traffic cop after being clocked doing 120mph. Cop says 'Give me one good reason for that speed'.
Many says '2 months ago my wife ran off woth a traffic cop. When I saw you I thought you were bringing the bugger back!'

The dog is truly man's best friend. Not convinced? Put your dog and your wife in the boot of your car for an hour. When you open it see who's pleased to see you!

Be proud to be British...We know exactly where every untaxed car is amongst the millions of car owners in the UK but we haven't got a clue where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located! Maybe Gordon Brown should put the DVLA in charge of immigration!

[aspe16]

The dog is truly man's best friend. Not convinced? Put your dog and your wife in the boot of your car for an hour. When you open it see who's pleased to see you!

I could imagine the physical damage Mrs Aspe would cause me if I locked her in the boot.
That said it’s not an idea without merits.

[lady clara]

Originally Posted by aspe16

The dog is truly man's best friend. Not convinced? Put your dog and your wife in the boot of your car for an hour. When you open it see who's pleased to see you!

I could imagine the physical damage Mrs Aspe would cause me if I locked her in the boot.
That said it’s not an idea without merits.

If you try it please set the video camera up for when you open the boot....would love to see that!!!