More June Jokes from Little Johnny!

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so little johny get this train set for christmas. hes playin with it in the dinning room as his mom cleans up. the train goes round and round then stops. little johny says "alright all you fuckers gettin off get off, and all you pricks gettin on get on." mom is upset and sends him upstairs til he can play nice.

hes up there an hour then comes down sayin mom im sure i can play nice. so she lets him play trains again. once more as mom cooks lunch the train goes round and round then stops. little johny again says "alright all you fuckers gettin off get off, and all you pricks gettin on get on.' once again mom sends him upstairs where he stays another hour before coming down.

he tells his mom he is sure he can play nice and even promises her he will do so. so she lets him play with his train again as she tidys the kitchen up.

the train goes round and round then stops, mom also stops cleanin to listen. little johny in a nice polite voices says, "alright all you nice people gettin of get off please and all you nice people gettin get on please. and do so quickly cuz the bitch in the kitchen has me 2 hours behind schedule."
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Little Johnny was at school one day when the teacher asked the kids if they could use the word definitely in a sentence. Well the first little girl raised her hand and said, "Well the trees are definitely green." The teacher said "No not really because the trees turn yellow red and brown in the fall. The next little boy raised his hand and said, "The sky is definitely blue." The teacher said, "No not really because the sky can be all different colors." From the back of the room little Johnny raised his hand and asked, "Do farts have lumps?" The teacher said, "No Johnny of course not, that’s silly." Then Johnny said, "Well then I definitely shit my pants!"
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Little Johnny was sitting in class one day and the teacher said: "Today we will learn multi-syllables. Does any one know any? Little Johnny stood up and said: "masturbate" wow said the teacher that's a mouth full. No miss Jones, you are thinking of a blow job!
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The teacher was very impressed with Timmy's answer to her question so she told him to come up to the front of the class, close his eyes and hold out his hands for a surprise. "But first," she said, "You have to guess what it is."

"A toy?" "No." "A new pencil?" "No." "A basketball?" "No...." said the teacher as she held the Hershey's kiss right above his opened hands. "Let me give you a hint. It's something your dad asks you mom for every day before he leaves for work."

"Don't touch it, Timmy!!" yells little Johnny. "It's a piece of ass!"
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Little Johnny and little Bobby and in a verbal battle, “my father is better than your father!” said Bobby.
“No, he’s not!” said Johnny.
“My brother is better than your brother!” said Bobby.
“No, he’s not!” said Johnny.
“My mother is better than your mother!” said Bobby.
Little Johnny paused for a moment and said: “well you’ve got me there. My father says the same thing.”
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Little Johnny is sitting in biology class, when his teacher states the fact that only humans stutter, and no other animal in the world does.
Johnny raises his hand and says, “you are wrong, Miss Finch!"
"Really, would you mind telling us why that is Johnny?"
"Well, Miss Finch, the other day I was playing with my cat on the porch. The neighbor’s Rottweiler came around the corner, and my cat went "fffff! fffff! fffff!" and before he could say "Fuck" the dog ate him!"
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Little Johnny rushed home from school and told his mom, "Mommy, mommy, I saw Daddy driving by my school with Aunty Joan into the woods. I followed them and saw Daddy taking Aunty Joan's clothes off..." Mommy stopped him,” Wait. Little Johnny, that's a beautiful story; Why don’t you tell when Daddy gets home?" So after supper mommy asks little Johnny to tell his story. He starts over, "Today I say daddy and Aunty Joan driving by my school into the woods. When I followed them, I saw daddy taking off Aunty Joan's clothes and Aunty Joan taking daddy's clothes off; and they did what you and Uncle Chris did when daddy was away!"