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Old 06-11-2008, 07:49 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Exclamation "I don't want to go to SCHOOl"

One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up.

MOM: "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school."

SON: "But why, Mama? I don't want to go to school."

MOM: "Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school."

SON: "One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me."

MOM: "Oh! that's not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school."

SON: "Give me two good reasons WHY I *should* go to school?"

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MOM: "One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old. Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of
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Laxmi

I'aM nOt ThE bEsT bUt I'aM nOt LiKe ThE rEsT
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Old 06-11-2008, 12:38 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Re: "I don't want to go to SCHOOl"

laxmi, very good!




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