10 Things You Can Do To Your Man To Keep Your Romance Red Hot

[lady clara]

Erm excuse me but I thought the way to please your man was:
- Always have a hearty hot meal ready whenever he comes home from work
- Always make an effort to look your best whenever he comes in from work
- Always be prepared to have a quick dinner party should he bring the boss home unexpectedly
- Always keep essentials such as corned beef in the larder ready to whip up a hot meal in case you are caught out and he comes home early.
- Never bother him with your idle chatter; his day is much more important than yours...
(Taken from Woman's Weekly, 195o-something)

[Shamblatron]

To quote the rapper Usher from his tune entitled 'Yeah'

'we want a lady in the street but a freak in the bed'

I'm pretty sure his next line is about the occasional cottage pie and a back rub.....

[lady clara]

Originally Posted by Shamblatron

To quote the rapper Usher from his tune entitled 'Yeah'

'we want a lady in the street but a freak in the bed'

I'm pretty sure his next line is about the occasional cottage pie and a back rub.....

His lyrics always seem to include cottage pies don't they? Funny that....

[BLACKPANTHER]

Originally Posted by lady clara

Erm excuse me but I thought the way to please your man was:
- Always have a hearty hot meal ready whenever he comes home from work
- Always make an effort to look your best whenever he comes in from work
- Always be prepared to have a quick dinner party should he bring the boss home unexpectedly
- Always keep essentials such as corned beef in the larder ready to whip up a hot meal in case you are caught out and he comes home early.
- Never bother him with your idle chatter; his day is much more important than yours...
(Taken from Woman's Weekly, 195o-something)

Here is a quote from Jerry Hall...

“My mother said it was simple to keep a man; you must be a maid in the living room, a cook in the kitchen and a whore in the bedroom.”

Surely, the best way to keep a man is to be a whore in the living room, a whore in the kitchen AND a whore in the bedroom? F%&k the housework!!!!!

[grotbag]

Originally Posted by BLACKPANTHER

F%&k the housework!!!!!

Agreed!

Originally Posted by BLACKPANTHER

Here is a quote from Jerry Hall...

Surely, the best way to keep a man is to be a whore in the living room, a whore in the kitchen AND a whore in the bedroom? F%&k the housework!!!!!

Are'nt we all


Sammy