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Old 06-11-2008, 12:23 PM   #1 (permalink)
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10 Things You Can Do To Your Man To Keep Your Romance Red Hot

1. Give him a hug and a kiss when you see him after work. Regardless of who comes home first, a warm embrace and a peck on the cheek or lips lets him know that you are glad to see him.

2. Run your hands through his hair. A lot of people do not realize just how sensual it can be to have someone else playing with your hair. Just lightly touching his head will make him notice you and respond to your actions.

3. Give him a shoulder massage. This is really nice if he works a physically demanding job or if he has had a long day. Of course, you can always suggest he return the favor.

4. Casually touch his back, arm, or shoulders. Your casual touch is a nonverbal way of letting him know that you are physically attracted to him.

5. Tell him you love him. Put yourself in his shoes. Do you not feel good when a man you care about tells you he loves you?

6. Watch his favorite TV show with him. Just being there beside him can help him relax after a long day.

7. Ask him how his day was. Everyone wants to know someone is interested in their life.

8. Slip into bed together. It is a nice feeling to end your day at the same time, and it gives you a little chance to have some intimate moments before falling asleep.

9. Remind him that he is special. This can be done in a variety of ways. Sometimes it is just getting him a drink, making him a snack, or simply buying him a gift for no reason at all.

10. Cuddle with him. Whether it be on the couch watching TV or in bed right before you fall asleep. Wrap your hands and legs around him and exchange that warm energy that screams -- I love you.



All seems a little tame to me (could think of quite a few things that would go down better)



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Old 06-11-2008, 12:48 PM   #2 (permalink)
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2. Run your hands through his hair.
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that wouldn't take long
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Old 06-11-2008, 01:04 PM   #3 (permalink)
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and when you have done all that, walk six paces behind him with your eyes downcast

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Old 06-11-2008, 01:14 PM   #4 (permalink)
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and when you have done all that, walk six paces behind him with your eyes downcast
at least six, wouldn't want ya spoiling me shadow

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Old 06-11-2008, 01:19 PM   #5 (permalink)
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at least six, wouldn't want ya spoiling me shadow
or tripping over your appendage
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leave me nose out of it
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Old 06-11-2008, 04:22 PM   #7 (permalink)
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that wouldn't take long

baldy ..getting back on topic..there was no whipped cream or baby oil mentioned



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Old 06-11-2008, 10:58 PM   #8 (permalink)
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What's a smack on the nose mean? I never liked that one too much
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could think of quite a few things that would go down better
So could I



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Re: 10 Things You Can Do To Your Man To Keep Your Romance Red Hot

Yeah but there's only so much choccy body paint you can lick off before feeling sick


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