No more slagging off Rocks-after this.

BLACKPANTHER · 06-17-2008, 10:33 PM

I grow weary of the endless back and forth banter battles with Rocks. So I decided to compile a list of 'borrowed' put-downs and get it out of my system.

Rocks is a sheep in sheep’s clothing.

I could drive a bus through any part of his arguments and never scrape against a single fact.

This forum needs Rocks like Van Gough needed stereo.

He has a retail mind in a wholesale business.

If he fell into a river it would be a misfortune. But if someone dragged him out it would be a calamity.

Rocks comes across as a self-made man who worships his creator.

Rocks writes the worst English that I have ever encountered. It reminds me of a string of wet sponges; it reminds me of stale bean soup, of dogs barking idiotically through endless nights. It is so bad that a sort of grandeur creeps into it. It drags itself out of a dark abysm of pish, and crawls insanely up the topmost pinnacle of posh. It is rumble and bumble. It is flap and doodle. It is balder and dash.

When I die, I want to be cremated and have my ashes thrown in his face.

He has never been known to use a word that might send the reader to a dictionary.

He talks so fast that listening to him is like trying to read Playboy with your wife turning the pages.

There is absolutely nothing wrong with him that a miracle can’t fix.

He could not see a belt without hitting below it.

Rocks-In defeat unbeatable, in victory unbearable.

He is so crooked that if he swallowed a nail, he’d shit a corkscrew.

A few weeks ago Rock’s had a disastrous fire in his library, both books were destroyed. And the real tragedy is that he hadn’t finished colouring one of them.

He has not an enemy in the world, and none of his friends like him.

When Rocks was circumcised, they threw away the wrong part.

Rocks · 06-17-2008, 10:38 PM

Ok folks I think thats a polite way of saying I give up from BLACKPANTHER, he's taking so much put down these days he's bowing to defeat.......

I was going to show the private message I just received from BP suggesting we should team up against other forum members, of course I declined this, (copies on request by PM)

Very sad case this he's getting desperate with his big EGO....

BLACKPANTHER · 06-17-2008, 10:41 PM

Me, give up, never. Victory was mine many many moons ago, I just wanted to give you the chance to back down quitely. Anyway, you could never win in the long run, I'll live 50 years longer than you

Spree · 06-17-2008, 10:50 PM

LMFAO _ I dunno where you found them BP but it raised a laff over here mate

Rocks · 06-17-2008, 10:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spree

LMFAO _ I dunno where you found them BP but it raised a laff over here mate

Do you want that kick in the nuts now...

Spree · 06-17-2008, 10:59 PM

Yea sure - I got my finger on the ban button

BLACKPANTHER · 06-18-2008, 06:29 PM

I'm sorry Rocks. let's make up?

Oooops.

Sorry.

Pardon me.

Oopsie daisy

Etc. etc.

BLACKPANTHER · 06-18-2008, 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spree

Yea sure - I got my finger on the ban button

I don't think you've got the balls to ban rocks, I dare you, I double dare you. Rocks may talk utter gibberish, but it's worth keeping him around for sheer entertainment value.

Anyway, you can't reach the ban button because I can do this.

I'm beginning to believe.....

BLACKPANTHER · 07-03-2008, 06:53 PM

Not heard much from Rocks lately. I think I've scared him off!

grotbag · 07-03-2008, 07:26 PM

Oh bluddey el, you didn't find THE button did you?

06-17-2008, 10:33 PM	#1 (permalink)
BLACKPANTHER Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Doncaster Posts: 1,032	No more slagging off Rocks-after this. I grow weary of the endless back and forth banter battles with Rocks. So I decided to compile a list of 'borrowed' put-downs and get it out of my system. Rocks is a sheep in sheep’s clothing. I could drive a bus through any part of his arguments and never scrape against a single fact. This forum needs Rocks like Van Gough needed stereo. He has a retail mind in a wholesale business. If he fell into a river it would be a misfortune. But if someone dragged him out it would be a calamity. Rocks comes across as a self-made man who worships his creator. Rocks writes the worst English that I have ever encountered. It reminds me of a string of wet sponges; it reminds me of stale bean soup, of dogs barking idiotically through endless nights. It is so bad that a sort of grandeur creeps into it. It drags itself out of a dark abysm of pish, and crawls insanely up the topmost pinnacle of posh. It is rumble and bumble. It is flap and doodle. It is balder and dash. When I die, I want to be cremated and have my ashes thrown in his face. He has never been known to use a word that might send the reader to a dictionary. He talks so fast that listening to him is like trying to read Playboy with your wife turning the pages. There is absolutely nothing wrong with him that a miracle can’t fix. He could not see a belt without hitting below it. Rocks-In defeat unbeatable, in victory unbearable. He is so crooked that if he swallowed a nail, he’d shit a corkscrew. A few weeks ago Rock’s had a disastrous fire in his library, both books were destroyed. And the real tragedy is that he hadn’t finished colouring one of them. He has not an enemy in the world, and none of his friends like him. When Rocks was circumcised, they threw away the wrong part.

06-17-2008, 10:38 PM	#2 (permalink)
Rocks Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Doncaster Posts: 383	Re: No more slagging off Rocks-after this. Ok folks I think thats a polite way of saying I give up from BLACKPANTHER, he's taking so much put down these days he's bowing to defeat....... I was going to show the private message I just received from BP suggesting we should team up against other forum members, of course I declined this, (copies on request by PM) Very sad case this he's getting desperate with his big EGO.... Last edited by Rocks : 06-17-2008 at 10:50 PM. Reason: always forgetting

06-17-2008, 10:41 PM	#3 (permalink)
BLACKPANTHER Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Doncaster Posts: 1,032	Re: No more slagging off Rocks-after this. Me, give up, never. Victory was mine many many moons ago, I just wanted to give you the chance to back down quitely. Anyway, you could never win in the long run, I'll live 50 years longer than you

06-17-2008, 10:50 PM	#4 (permalink)
Spree Administrator Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Newton Le Willows Posts: 2,965	Re: No more slagging off Rocks-after this. LMFAO _ I dunno where you found them BP but it raised a laff over here mate
	I read that smoking weed destroys your brain cells - so I gave up reading Why not try out our other sites? The Biker Cafe and Bikerholic

06-17-2008, 10:59 PM	#6 (permalink)
Spree Administrator Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Newton Le Willows Posts: 2,965	Re: No more slagging off Rocks-after this. Yea sure - I got my finger on the ban button
	I read that smoking weed destroys your brain cells - so I gave up reading Why not try out our other sites? The Biker Cafe and Bikerholic

06-18-2008, 06:29 PM	#7 (permalink)
BLACKPANTHER Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Doncaster Posts: 1,032	Re: No more slagging off Rocks-after this. I'm sorry Rocks. let's make up? Oooops. Sorry. Pardon me. Oopsie daisy Etc. etc.

07-03-2008, 06:53 PM	#9 (permalink)
BLACKPANTHER Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Doncaster Posts: 1,032	Re: No more slagging off Rocks-after this. Not heard much from Rocks lately. I think I've scared him off!

07-03-2008, 07:26 PM	#10 (permalink)
grotbag Moderator Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Near Hornsea,on the East Yorkshire coast Posts: 7,000	Re: No more slagging off Rocks-after this. Oh bluddey el, you didn't find *THE* button did you?
	First Forum meet-up for 2009 - England. http://www.bikerforum.co.uk/forums/r...9-england.html Some time's my mind doesn't only wander, it leaves completely ...........

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