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06-25-2008, 09:56 PM
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| Moderator  Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Near Hornsea,on the East Yorkshire coast
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| Social Security Office After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later. The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security applic ation. When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office. She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too' |
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06-25-2008, 11:50 PM
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| Administrator  Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Newton Le Willows
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| Re: Social Security Office Yea for me too  got a dead monkey in my pants  |
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