Doggy farts

[Bill CBF1000]

Doggie Farts
> A young man was delighted to finally be asked home to meet the parents of
> the young woman he'd been seeing for some time. He was quite nervous about
> the meeting, though, and by the time he arrived punctually at the doorstep
> he was in a state of gastric distress.
> The problem developed into one of acute flatulence, and halfway through
the
> canapés the young man realized he couldn't hold it in one second longer
> without exploding. A tiny fart escaped.
> "SPOT!" called out the young woman's mother to the family dog, lying at
the
> young man's feet.
> Relieved at the dog's having been blamed, the young man let another,
> slightly larger one go. "Spot!" she called out sharply. "I've got it
made,"
> thought the fellow to himself. One more and I'll feel fine. So he let
loose
> a really big one.
> "Spot!" shrieked the mother. "Get over here before he shits on you!"
>

[druidsam]

ffs bill... that was doing the round when i was at school.... yes , it really is that old



............................Sam

[Bill CBF1000]

welll .... somebody once said the old ones are the best any arguments sam?

[jonnywombat]

talking about doggy farts, my rotty cross smells rotten when he farts... I can't quite find how to attach his stench to this post tho

Does anyone else suffer with a stinky mutt?

[druidsam]

Originally Posted by Bill CBF1000

welll .... somebody once said the old ones are the best any arguments sam?

not from me



...........................Sam

[lady clara]

Originally Posted by druidsam

ffs bill... that was doing the round when i was at school.... yes , it really is that old



............................Sam

A bit long to write on a tablet isn't it?

[lady clara]

Originally Posted by jonnywombat

talking about doggy farts, my rotty cross smells rotten when he farts... I can't quite find how to attach his stench to this post tho

Does anyone else suffer with a stinky mutt?

Once gave ours 'Wagg' dog food. Said on the bag 'reduces flatulent odours'. They smelled absolutely rancid!!

[rv-57-gaz]

Originally Posted by jonnywombat

talking about doggy farts, my rotty cross smells rotten when he farts... I can't quite find how to attach his stench to this post tho

Does anyone else suffer with a stinky mutt?

Can't possibly be as bad as my basset hound..... not only do her farts smell bad she has BO as well. Anybody got any suggestions. Have tried dog deo... smells worse and it makes me gag

[druidsam]

Originally Posted by lady clara

A bit long to write on a tablet isn't it?

the school i went to didnt have tablets,we all had white powder



...........................Sam

[grotbag]

Originally Posted by druidsam

the school i went to didnt have tablets,we all had white powder



...........................Sam

DDT?