The state of the country.

[alzano]

When we were part of the Roman Empire we had an Emporer in charge.
Then when we became a Kingdom we had a King in charge.
Now we are just a Country. What do we have in charge?

[grotbag]

I think a member uses this as an Avator but can't remember who it is?

[Reddit]

Originally Posted by alzano

Now we are just a Country. What do we have in charge?

Chap goes up to heaven, through the pearly gates and up to St Peter's desk. Behind the desk (apart from Pete) are millions of clocks. Yer man points at one that reads 12 o'clock and says 'who's is that then'?
St Pete says 'that is Mother Teresa's clock, she has never told a lie so her clock has not moved'
Pointing to another clock that reads one minute past twelve, the chap asks 'who's is that then?'. St Pete replies ' that is Abe Lincoln's clock - he only ever told one lie'.
Matey boy then says 'which one is Gordon Brown's clock then?'
St Pete answers 'it's in God's office, he uses it as a ceiling fan'

Nuff said (wilty?hititmtu?)

[alzano]

Nice one Reddit!!!!

[deano]

must be funny cos it made me chuckle - and that's rare