little johnny

[indie]

A door - to -door salesman knocks on the door of a house and its opened by 12 year old Johnny with a cigar in one hand and a bottle of Jack Daniels in the other. In the background, the salesman can see naked girls running about giggling while rock music is blaring out.

The salesman is taken aback by what he is seeing but, not wishing to miss out on a sales opportunity, asks " Err, 'scuse me sonny but is your mummy in?"

Wee Johnny, after taking a long glug from the bottle of JD followed by a slow draw on his cigar, says " What do you fu*king think?!"