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Old 09-29-2008, 04:28 PM   #1 (permalink)
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medical problem

I had a minor medical problem so my doctor referred me to a female urologist.

I saw her yesterday. She is absolutely gorgeous and unbelievably sexy.

The first thing she told me is that I have to stop masturbating.

When I asked her why she said,

''Because I'm trying to examine you.

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Old 09-29-2008, 04:36 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Re: medical problem

good one



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Old 09-29-2008, 04:43 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Got to remember that one
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Old 10-02-2008, 03:01 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Oh Sh*t, I've just sprayed tea all over me computer! Good one.


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Old 10-02-2008, 04:46 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Re: medical problem

I can't stand quacks, but the other week we had to take my 3 year old daughter to the docs because she's got a lump on the back of her neck which appears you be a small cyst.

Anyway, this very young, very attractive lady came down to where we were waiting and called my daughters name for her appointment with the doc. I thought she was a personal assistant or something, it turned out she's the doc!!

As we left the docs office, I noticed all the guys lined up in the waiting area which made me chuckle.

I'm thinking of booking an appointment myself .... When I can think of something wrong with me that is plausible that is
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