| Stoned Monkey (no offence Dave)
A little lizard is walking along on the jungle floor when a voice from above calls out 'hey dude'. Lizard looks up and sees a chimp on a branch smoking a spliff. Chimp says 'come up and join me dude', so lizard climbs up and shares the joint with the chimp. After a while, lizard says he feels a bit thirsty and is going for a drink, and sets off in search of water. He comes to a river and is taking a drink when a voice says 'hey little fella, what you doin'. Lizard looks up and sees a croc, so he tells it about the chimp and the joint. Croc thinks he had better check it out, so off he slithers until he finds the tree with the chimp in and shouts up 'yo monkey'. Chimp, bleary eyed, looks down and nearly falls off his branch, saying 'Faaaark dude, how much did you drink?' | 
10-02-2008, 11:52 AM
Some days you're the dog, some days you're the lamp post. For me, life's a beach, and then the tide comes in ....
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