Paddies Fishing

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Two paddies walking back from the pub one night, well oiled, and Seamus says 'Now den Moickle I feel like doing a bit o' fishin', and as luck would have it they are walking over a bridge.
Seamus says ' tell yez what Moickle, Oi'll dangle you off dis here bridge and hold on to yer ankles, then you can tickle them trout and oi'll pull yez up when yuv got one'
So Michael is dangling by his ankles off the bridge, Seamus hanging on for grim death, and after a minute or two he says 'anything yet Moickle?' to which the answer is 'not yet Seamus'. After another 5 minutes, the same question and the same answer. Seamus is getting tired and says 'jeez, hurry up Moickle, before I drop yez', at which point Michael yells out 'OK Seamus, pull me up QUICK!' and Seamus says 'have yez caught a good one Moickle?'

'NO!' says Michael - 'THERE'S A FECKIN TRAIN COMIN'