Doctor, doctor

Reddit · 10-02-2008, 03:06 PM

Chap goes to the doctor because his todger has turned bright orange.
The doctor examines him and says 'I've never seen anything like it, what does your wife say?'
'I'm not married' says the chap.
'What about your girlfriend then?'
'I haven't got a girlfriend either, in fact I don't have any friends, I never go out'
'What the hell do you spend all your time doing then?' says the doc
'Watching porn and eating wotsits'

davethemonkey · 10-02-2008, 03:11 PM

am i glad i had quavers for lunch today!

Bill CBF1000 · 10-02-2008, 07:13 PM

cheesy or wot

Dave321 · 10-02-2008, 07:18 PM

..... good one :d

10-02-2008, 03:06 PM	#1 (permalink)
Reddit Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Llanelli (ish) South Wales Posts: 1,096	Doctor, doctor Chap goes to the doctor because his todger has turned bright orange. The doctor examines him and says 'I've never seen anything like it, what does your wife say?' 'I'm not married' says the chap. 'What about your girlfriend then?' 'I haven't got a girlfriend either, in fact I don't have any friends, I never go out' 'What the hell do you spend all your time doing then?' says the doc 'Watching porn and eating wotsits'
	Some days you're the dog, some days you're the lamp post. For me, life's a beach, and then the tide comes in ....

10-02-2008, 03:11 PM	#2 (permalink)
davethemonkey Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: yorkshire Posts: 659	Re: Doctor, doctor am i glad i had quavers for lunch today!

10-02-2008, 07:13 PM	#3 (permalink)
Bill CBF1000 Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Leigh Lancs Posts: 626	Re: Doctor, doctor cheesy or wot

10-02-2008, 07:18 PM	#4 (permalink)
Dave321 Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: suffolk Posts: 266	Re: Doctor, doctor ..... good one :d

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