The new fur coat

Reddit · 11-15-2008, 11:36 PM

Chap decides to buy his wife a new fur coat for Xmas, so off he goes to the furriers, and as he walks in he notices 2 coats in the window - one really plush coat that looks absolutely fantastic and has a price of £500 on it, whereas the one next to it is all threadbare, you can see all the joins and it looks terrible, but is marked up at £5000.
A bit puzzled, he goes to one of the assistants and asks if the prices are the wrong way round.
She replies 'No sir, the prices are correct, the £500 coat is made of five of the very finest pelts available, and lined in the finest silk. The £5000 coat is made of fore skins'

11-15-2008, 11:36 PM	#1 (permalink)
Reddit Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Llanelli (ish) South Wales Posts: 1,554	The new fur coat Chap decides to buy his wife a new fur coat for Xmas, so off he goes to the furriers, and as he walks in he notices 2 coats in the window - one really plush coat that looks absolutely fantastic and has a price of £500 on it, whereas the one next to it is all threadbare, you can see all the joins and it looks terrible, but is marked up at £5000. A bit puzzled, he goes to one of the assistants and asks if the prices are the wrong way round. She replies 'No sir, the prices are correct, the £500 coat is made of five of the very finest pelts available, and lined in the finest silk. The £5000 coat is made of fore skins'
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