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| Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Portsmouth
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| Joke Man gets home from the pub late & very drunk. Wife says 'Ok smart arse, explain the lipstick on your collar'. 'F*cking easy'. he said, 'I used me shirt to wipe me c**k' ![]() ![]() |
| Serenity I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline. Got through to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal, and they got all excited and asked: 'Can you drive a truck?' | |
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