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Old 11-18-2008, 09:25 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Man gets home from the pub late & very drunk.
Wife says 'Ok smart arse, explain the lipstick on your collar'.
'F*cking easy'. he said, 'I used me shirt to wipe me c**k'


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Old 11-18-2008, 11:13 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Blinder, laughed my feccin nuts off!!!

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Man gets home from the pub late & very drunk.
Wife says 'Ok smart arse, explain the lipstick on your collar'.
'F*cking easy'. he said, 'I used me shirt to wipe me c**k'


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Old 11-19-2008, 10:28 AM   #3 (permalink)
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....... and that's how the argument started!!!
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