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Old 11-19-2008, 02:22 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Silly maths joke for me and BP i guess

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar.

The first one orders a beer.
The second orders half a beer.
The third, a quarter of a beer.

The bartender says "You're all idiots", and pours two beers.

See I told you it was silly


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Old 11-20-2008, 08:19 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Re: Silly maths joke for me and BP i guess

see, i laughed but it was a nervous lets hope they dont ask me to explain the joke and let me just fit in laugh!

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Old 11-20-2008, 08:58 AM   #3 (permalink)
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That's actually quite clever.
And funny
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An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar.

The first one orders a beer.
The second orders half a beer.
The third, a quarter of a beer.

The bartender says "You're all idiots", and pours two beers.

See I told you it was silly
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar.

The queue at the bar would be huge..
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Old 11-20-2008, 08:00 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Re: Silly maths joke for me and BP i guess

You don't know how glad I am that someone got it other than me....

If I had to quantify my relief I would approximate it to the square root of -1


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Old 11-20-2008, 09:24 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I thought it was to do with the 2 pints being enough ( with the scientists each ordering half the previous order so never actually reaching the 2 pint mark)

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Old 11-21-2008, 10:29 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Doh!! I'm gonna have to admit that i'm a complete idiot here cause "I ain't got a feccin clue" Can some one please explain it for me?

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Old 11-21-2008, 10:32 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Doh!! I'm gonna have to admit that i'm a complete idiot here cause "I ain't got a feccin clue" Can some one please explain it for me?
It's just as mickie says mate....
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Old 11-21-2008, 04:08 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Ha ha (nervously) oh I got it now

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Old 11-21-2008, 04:12 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Red, I get the bit as Mickie has explained but I cannae see for the life of me why it's funny?

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