Really bad old jokes

Reddit · 11-20-2008, 07:42 PM

Two parrots sitting on a perch - one says to the other.....
can you smell fish?

Two cannibals eating a clown, one says to the other.......
does this taste funny to you?

Two dogs meet in the street, one says......
I've never seen you before, can I sniff your a**e? and the other says.........
F*ck me, a talking dog!

What do you call a lesbian indian?

Minjita

bigmax · 11-20-2008, 09:10 PM

Horse walks into a bar and the barman say's "why the long face?"

druidsam · 11-20-2008, 09:48 PM

a man walked onto a bar and said

OUCH.. it was an iron bar

........................Sam

alzano · 11-20-2008, 11:11 PM

And the one about

the cannibal that passed his brother (in the jungle.)

Crap joke!

Reddit · 11-20-2008, 11:15 PM

A grizzly bear and a raccoon are having a dump in the forest, and the bear says to the raccoon 'do you find the sh*t sticks to your fur?'. Raccoon says 'yes, it does actually'.
So the bear picks up the raccoon and wipes his a**e with it.

alzano · 11-20-2008, 11:19 PM

Two girls walking across a field of cows,one said to the other "that cows got a funny coloured skin" the other says"It's' a jersey" the other said "I thought it was it's skin".
The first one then said "That one's got a long face", the second said "So would you have if you had your tits pulled twice a day and only F****d once a year"

Reddit · 11-20-2008, 11:35 PM

Chap is in a bar feeling really miserable and sorry for himself, when another chap with no arms comes bouncing through the door, over to the bar and orders a pint, still jumping up and down.
The first chap can't resist saying something, and leans over and says to the chap with no arms - 'you put me to shame mate, I'm sitting here feeling sorry for myself, and you come in here, with no arms, and you're bouncing around full of the joys of life, what's your secret?'

The chap replies 'f**k off you p*ss taking tw*t, I've got an itchy a**e'

Scudnut · 11-20-2008, 11:44 PM

I went to the doctor, I said "doctor, It hurts when I do this".
Doctor said "well don't do it then".

r.i.p - Tommy Cooper.

11-20-2008, 07:42 PM	#1 (permalink)
Reddit Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Llanelli (ish) South Wales Posts: 1,554	Really bad old jokes Two parrots sitting on a perch - one says to the other..... can you smell fish? Two cannibals eating a clown, one says to the other....... does this taste funny to you? Two dogs meet in the street, one says...... I've never seen you before, can I sniff your a*e? and the other says......... Fck me, a talking dog! What do you call a lesbian indian? Minjita
	Some days you're the dog, some days you're the lamp post. For me, life's a beach, and then the tide comes in ....

11-20-2008, 09:10 PM	#2 (permalink)
bigmax Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Bromsgrove Posts: 99	Re: Really bad old jokes Horse walks into a bar and the barman say's "why the long face?"

11-20-2008, 09:48 PM	#3 (permalink)
druidsam Moderator Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: central scotland Posts: 5,750	Re: Really bad old jokes a man walked onto a bar and said OUCH.. it was an iron bar ........................Sam
	trust me! im a druid

11-20-2008, 11:11 PM	#4 (permalink)
alzano Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: U.K. southeast coast & spain Posts: 29	Re: Really bad old jokes And the one about the cannibal that passed his brother (in the jungle.) Crap joke! Last edited by alzano : 11-22-2008 at 03:09 PM.

11-20-2008, 11:15 PM	#5 (permalink)
Reddit Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Llanelli (ish) South Wales Posts: 1,554	Re: Really bad old jokes A grizzly bear and a raccoon are having a dump in the forest, and the bear says to the raccoon 'do you find the sht sticks to your fur?'. Raccoon says 'yes, it does actually'. So the bear picks up the raccoon and wipes his a*e with it.
	Some days you're the dog, some days you're the lamp post. For me, life's a beach, and then the tide comes in ....

11-20-2008, 11:19 PM	#6 (permalink)
alzano Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: U.K. southeast coast & spain Posts: 29	Re: Really bad old jokes Two girls walking across a field of cows,one said to the other "that cows got a funny coloured skin" the other says"It's' a jersey" the other said "I thought it was it's skin". The first one then said "That one's got a long face", the second said "So would you have if you had your tits pulled twice a day and only F****d once a year"

11-20-2008, 11:35 PM	#7 (permalink)
Reddit Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Llanelli (ish) South Wales Posts: 1,554	Re: Really bad old jokes Chap is in a bar feeling really miserable and sorry for himself, when another chap with no arms comes bouncing through the door, over to the bar and orders a pint, still jumping up and down. The first chap can't resist saying something, and leans over and says to the chap with no arms - 'you put me to shame mate, I'm sitting here feeling sorry for myself, and you come in here, with no arms, and you're bouncing around full of the joys of life, what's your secret?' The chap replies 'f*k off you pss taking twt, I've got an itchy a*e'
	Some days you're the dog, some days you're the lamp post. For me, life's a beach, and then the tide comes in ....

11-20-2008, 11:44 PM	#8 (permalink)
Scudnut Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: West London Posts: 902	Re: Really bad old jokes I went to the doctor, I said "doctor, It hurts when I do this". Doctor said "well don't do it then". r.i.p - Tommy Cooper.
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