Master of Quick Wit and Swift Repartee

Reddit · 11-21-2008, 04:27 PM

The world renowned Master of Quick Wit and Swift Repartee (MQWSR) decided to take his son to the circus.

The clowns come in, fooling around, and one of them recognises MQWSR and says to the others 'I'm going to have a bit of fun here', so he goes over the MQWSR, and says to him 'You, sir, are you the head end of a donkey?'.
To which MQWSR replies 'If I was, I would make a lot of meaningless noise, be ugly and useless, so I would wear a green wig and a red nose and join the circus'.
Round one to MQWSR.
So the clown says 'then are you the tail end of a donkey?'
To which MQWSR replies 'if I was, I would produce a lot of dung, would probably have been an editor of a daily paper and now work on a ridiculous talent show'.
Round two to MQWSR.
Clown smiles and says to him 'then, sir, I suggest you are no end of an ass'
To which MQWSR replies

F**k off you red nosed b'stard

Buzzer · 11-21-2008, 10:50 PM

PMSL i like that one

serenity13 · 11-22-2008, 05:37 PM

Reddit surely 'The world renowned Master of Quick Wit and Swift Repartee' is you dear

Reddit · 11-22-2008, 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by serenity13

Reddit surely 'The world renowned Master of Quick Wit and Swift Repartee' is you dear

No, it's Deano

lady clara · 11-22-2008, 08:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Reddit

No, it's Deano

But Deano has a strange and twisted mind. It's to be treated with strong medication, not admired I think!

11-21-2008, 04:27 PM	#1 (permalink)
Reddit Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Llanelli (ish) South Wales Posts: 1,554	Master of Quick Wit and Swift Repartee The world renowned Master of Quick Wit and Swift Repartee (MQWSR) decided to take his son to the circus. The clowns come in, fooling around, and one of them recognises MQWSR and says to the others 'I'm going to have a bit of fun here', so he goes over the MQWSR, and says to him 'You, sir, are you the head end of a donkey?'. To which MQWSR replies 'If I was, I would make a lot of meaningless noise, be ugly and useless, so I would wear a green wig and a red nose and join the circus'. Round one to MQWSR. So the clown says 'then are you the tail end of a donkey?' To which MQWSR replies 'if I was, I would produce a lot of dung, would probably have been an editor of a daily paper and now work on a ridiculous talent show'. Round two to MQWSR. Clown smiles and says to him 'then, sir, I suggest you are no end of an ass' To which MQWSR replies F**k off you red nosed b'stard
	Some days you're the dog, some days you're the lamp post. For me, life's a beach, and then the tide comes in ....

11-21-2008, 10:50 PM	#2 (permalink)
Buzzer Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cheshire Posts: 228	Re: Master of Quick Wit and Swift Repartee PMSL i like that one

11-22-2008, 05:37 PM	#3 (permalink)
serenity13 Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Portsmouth Posts: 846	Re: Master of Quick Wit and Swift Repartee Reddit surely 'The world renowned Master of Quick Wit and Swift Repartee' is you dear
	Serenity Rambo Kitty says 'Don't push me!' I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline. Got through to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal, and they got all excited and asked: 'Can you drive a truck?'

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