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Old 11-22-2008, 05:52 PM   #1 (permalink)
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When it's okay to use the ' F ' word

When it's okay to use the ' F ' word
















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Old 11-22-2008, 08:36 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 11-22-2008, 09:27 PM   #3 (permalink)
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the polar bear pic must be doctored, the bear doesnt even look hungry



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What exactly does a hungry expression look like on a polar bear then?

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Old 11-22-2008, 09:38 PM   #5 (permalink)
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What exactly does a hungry expression look like on a polar bear then?
probably more teeth!
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Old 11-22-2008, 09:50 PM   #6 (permalink)
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What exactly does a hungry expression look like on a polar bear then?

what i looked like in the morning as i crawled out of my tent at the forum meet, loads of growling with some snarls thrown in for good measure



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what i looked like in the morning as i crawled out of my tent at the forum meet, loads of growling with some snarls thrown in for good measure



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Aaahhhhh....happy memories. Good times, good times.
But I don't remember you being that white haired Sam! I mean, I know you're getting on a bit but you've still got a bit of colour in yer roots!

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Old 11-22-2008, 10:24 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Nice one Serenity!!
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Old 11-22-2008, 11:45 PM   #9 (permalink)
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the polar bear pic must be doctored, the bear doesnt even look hungry



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an it's only a baby one anyway - an adult Polar Bear would be as big as that car. Probably just wanted to play Ring o' Roses.


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Old 11-23-2008, 06:04 PM   #10 (permalink)
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ive got an email somewhere with that polar bear one in, theres pics of it chasing him, climbing onto the pickup parked next to that 4x4 then a couple of it mauling him and then the scars in hospital sams right, it wasnt hungry but it certainly didnt like him

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