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Old 11-25-2008, 09:32 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Strangers on a train

A short love story.

A man and a woman who had never met before, and were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they wear both very tired and fell asleep quickly....he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and genty woke the woman saying Ma'am, i'm sorry to bother you but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.

I have a better idea, she replied, just for tonight let's pretend that we're married.

Wow! Thats a great idea he exclaimed.

Good she replied, Get your own f***ing blanket.




After a moment of thought and silence, he farted.


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Old 11-25-2008, 09:36 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Re: Strangers on a train

he he he
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