Golf

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A golfer decided to take his wife (a ditsy blonde) on one of his rounds, and she was just walking around with him, enjoying the scenery and the weather. They get to the 7th tee and there is nobody else around, so he says to her 'go on, have a go, just try not to slice it or it will go toward those houses over there'.
So wifey picks up his 3 wood, and takes a swing, connecting with the ball but hitting an almighty slice that sails over towards the biggest house near the course, straight through a front window and there is a horrendous crashing sound inside.
They feel so bad about it, they walk over to the house, knock on the door and a cheery voice shouts 'come in, come in'.
They go in, and there stands a chap grinning at them, and at his feet there is the remains of a very old and expensive urn. The golfer asks 'was that valuable?' and the other chap replies 'priceless Ming, but no matter, you have done me a great service my friend, I am a genie and was sealed inside that urn by a wicked wizard thousands of years ago. I am so pleased to be out that I will grant you three wishes, but in turn I have a request for you'

Golfer and wifey look at each other, nod, have a little tete-a-tete and decide what they want, so hubby says 'I want my own championship golf course', wifey chips in with 'and I want the biggest, poshest house near the course, with a Ferrari and a Rolls Royce outside, and wardrobes full of designer clothes and shoes', then they both say together 'and 50 million pounds in the bank'

Genie is a bit taken aback, but says 'very well, your wishes are granted, when you awake tomorrow you shall have your heart's desire'. 'Now for my request - I said that I had been sealed in that urn for thousands of years, not knowing the pleasure of a woman, and your wife is very beautiful sir, I would just like to have the pleasure of making love to her'

Wifey and husband look at each other and he says 'what do you think darling?'. She replies 'well, he did grant our wishes, and I would hate to appear ungrateful, and he looks like a nice man', so they agree that the genie can make love to the wife. He takes her upstairs while the husband sits downstairs, and makes mad, passionate love to her for hours until she begs him for a rest, saying 'wow, you really needed that after all those years, didn't you?'

Genie says to her 'may I ask how old you and your husband are, my dear?' and she replies 'oh, we're both the same age, 31'. Genie replies..........























'No sh*t, 31 years old and you still believe in genies?'