The never ending story

[druidsam]

The A572 is famous for Spree boat racing and firing torpedoes at passing armadillos, wearing wellies and welding masks. 50 points are given for driving over one but only once has this happened.
However if you can catch an armadillo with a fishing rod on the A572, you get to eat it while its lickin ya ball,s, but if your a woman, you might ...........just wish ya had em! Aunt Bessy's 'grow your own' testicle kit in a can work in five days, so DJ bought another pint of toads blood mixed with Spree's toe nail clippings and gave it to his mother in law who he loves dearly and would gladly chop into tiny pieces, she sipped "what no 6 inch nails or broken hair,and none of the old powdered glass?" He replied " to the wrinkled hippo standing up on her back legs and barking like a demented

[grotbag]

The A572 is famous for Spree boat racing and firing torpedoes at passing armadillos, wearing wellies and welding masks. 50 points are given for driving over one but only once has this happened.
However if you can catch an armadillo with a fishing rod on the A572, you get to eat it while its lickin ya ball,s, but if your a woman, you might ...........just wish ya had em! Aunt Bessy's 'grow your own' testicle kit in a can work in five days, so DJ bought another pint of toads blood mixed with Spree's toe nail clippings and gave it to his mother in law who he loves dearly and would gladly chop into tiny pieces, she sipped "what no 6 inch nails or broken hair,and none of the old powdered glass?" He replied " to the wrinkled hippo standing up on her back legs and barking like a demented haggis. The soggy bar began to

[druidsam]

The A572 is famous for Spree boat racing and firing torpedoes at passing armadillos, wearing wellies and welding masks. 50 points are given for driving over one but only once has this happened.
However if you can catch an armadillo with a fishing rod on the A572, you get to eat it while its lickin ya ball,s, but if your a woman, you might ...........just wish ya had em! Aunt Bessy's 'grow your own' testicle kit in a can work in five days, so DJ bought another pint of toads blood mixed with Spree's toe nail clippings and gave it to his mother in law who he loves dearly and would gladly chop into tiny pieces, she sipped "what no 6 inch nails or broken hair,and none of the old powdered glass?" He replied " to the wrinkled hippo standing up on her back legs and barking like a demented haggis. The soggy bar began to bend in the middle due

[grotbag]

The A572 is famous for Spree boat racing and firing torpedoes at passing armadillos, wearing wellies and welding masks. 50 points are given for driving over one but only once has this happened.
However if you can catch an armadillo with a fishing rod on the A572, you get to eat it while its lickin ya ball,s, but if your a woman, you might ...........just wish ya had em! Aunt Bessy's 'grow your own' testicle kit in a can work in five days, so DJ bought another pint of toads blood mixed with Spree's toe nail clippings and gave it to his mother in law who he loves dearly and would gladly chop into tiny pieces, she sipped "what no 6 inch nails or broken hair,and none of the old powdered glass?" He replied " to the wrinkled hippo standing up on her back legs and barking like a demented haggis. The soggy bar began to bend in the middle due to the rapidly expanding

[druidsam]

The A572 is famous for Spree boat racing and firing torpedoes at passing armadillos, wearing wellies and welding masks. 50 points are given for driving over one but only once has this happened.
However if you can catch an armadillo with a fishing rod on the A572, you get to eat it while its lickin ya ball,s, but if your a woman, you might ...........just wish ya had em! Aunt Bessy's 'grow your own' testicle kit in a can work in five days, so DJ bought another pint of toads blood mixed with Spree's toe nail clippings and gave it to his mother in law who he loves dearly and would gladly chop into tiny pieces, she sipped "what no 6 inch nails or broken hair,and none of the old powdered glass?" He replied " to the wrinkled hippo standing up on her back legs and barking like a demented haggis. The soggy bar began to bend in the middle due to the rapidly expanding waistline of the pensioner lapdancers

[grotbag]

The A572 is famous for Spree boat racing and firing torpedoes at passing armadillos, wearing wellies and welding masks. 50 points are given for driving over one but only once has this happened.
However if you can catch an armadillo with a fishing rod on the A572, you get to eat it while its lickin ya ball,s, but if your a woman, you might ...........just wish ya had em! Aunt Bessy's 'grow your own' testicle kit in a can work in five days, so DJ bought another pint of toads blood mixed with Spree's toe nail clippings and gave it to his mother in law who he loves dearly and would gladly chop into tiny pieces, she sipped "what no 6 inch nails or broken hair,and none of the old powdered glass?" He replied " to the wrinkled hippo standing up on her back legs and barking like a demented haggis. The soggy bar began to bend in the middle due to the rapidly expanding waistline of the pensioner lapdancers, wearing pink tutus and black

[druidsam]

The A572 is famous for Spree boat racing and firing torpedoes at passing armadillos, wearing wellies and welding masks. 50 points are given for driving over one but only once has this happened.
However if you can catch an armadillo with a fishing rod on the A572, you get to eat it while its lickin ya ball,s, but if your a woman, you might ...........just wish ya had em! Aunt Bessy's 'grow your own' testicle kit in a can work in five days, so DJ bought another pint of toads blood mixed with Spree's toe nail clippings and gave it to his mother in law who he loves dearly and would gladly chop into tiny pieces, she sipped "what no 6 inch nails or broken hair,and none of the old powdered glass?" He replied " to the wrinkled hippo standing up on her back legs and barking like a demented haggis. The soggy bar began to bend in the middle due to the rapidly expanding waistline of the pensioner lapdancers, wearing pink tutus and black gimp masks to hide their

[grotbag]

The A572 is famous for Spree boat racing and firing torpedoes at passing armadillos, wearing wellies and welding masks. 50 points are given for driving over one but only once has this happened.
However if you can catch an armadillo with a fishing rod on the A572, you get to eat it while its lickin ya ball,s, but if your a woman, you might ...........just wish ya had em! Aunt Bessy's 'grow your own' testicle kit in a can work in five days, so DJ bought another pint of toads blood mixed with Spree's toe nail clippings and gave it to his mother in law who he loves dearly and would gladly chop into tiny pieces, she sipped "what no 6 inch nails or broken hair,and none of the old powdered glass?" He replied " to the wrinkled hippo standing up on her back legs and barking like a demented haggis. The soggy bar began to bend in the middle due to the rapidly expanding waistline of the pensioner lapdancers, wearing pink tutus and black gimp masks to hide their ugly mugs and bad teeth.

[Rocks]

Moderated - 33 words added, now reduced to 5 by grotbag

Originally Posted by Spree

The way that this works is that any member is allowed to add 5 words to the story, this will eventually build up into a bit of a novel

The A572 is famous for Spree boat racing and firing torpedoes at passing armadillos, wearing wellies and welding masks. 50 points are given for driving over one but only once has this happened.
However if you can catch an armadillo with a fishing rod on the A572, you get to eat it while its lickin ya ball,s, but if your a woman, you might ...........just wish ya had em! Aunt Bessy's 'grow your own' testicle kit in a can work in five days, so DJ bought another pint of toads blood mixed with Spree's toe nail clippings and gave it to his mother in law who he loves dearly and would gladly chop into tiny pieces, she sipped "what no 6 inch nails or broken hair,and none of the old powdered glass?" He replied " to the wrinkled hippo standing up on her back legs and barking like a demented haggis. The soggy bar began to bend in the middle due to the rapidly expanding waistline of the pensioner lapdancers, wearing pink tutus and black gimp masks to hide their ugly mugs and bad teeth. Out of the blue rolls

[grotbag]

Re-cap. Full story from the start.


A biker walked into a lamp post and damaged his belly button ring made of titanium,'fuk' he screamed ! who put that there when I want a pint. The pub is a leather only bar, so tends to get soggy when it rains.
He shouted across the soggy bar "JD", and JD shouted back, "bugger me it's DJ, what you! Where's the wobbly frog' tonight?"
"Left her at home doing obscene things to the neighbours dog!". The bloody thing wouldnt stop growling and sounded like an MZ 250 after a rottweiler mated with it up at the race track, anyway enough of the small talk, sold your honda 50 yet? but his snorkel was blocked so he just nodded cos he'd missed a page of the pub grub menu that was sushi - very fishy,and everyone knows that fish is the number one killer in the worm community,because..."Oi, you, noooooo! what do you mean, fish is off? ...........yeah,but cats back on ! Cat always gives me wind and regurgitating those fur balls that look loads better than carrots.
"Not hungry now, but i could still eat a scabby horse you eating? 'you asking' ?... "I'm askin"...'i,m eating' then i woke up ..and realised that my nose needed picking so I reached in and pulled out a kipper from me bag.
After breakfast, I decided to go for a ride on my rockin horse after 15 mins there was enough rockinghorse sh*t to feed a small group of NHS managers who care more about their figures than bed hopping, unless it involves taking it up the ponderosa for a spot of dogging on the A572, When most people would be catting on a Saturday night in.
The A572 is famous for Spree boat racing and firing torpedoes at passing armadillos, wearing wellies and welding masks. 50 points are given for driving over one but only once has this happened.
However if you can catch an armadillo with a fishing rod on the A572, you get to eat it while its lickin ya ball,s, but if your a woman, you might ...........just wish ya had em! Aunt Bessy's 'grow your own' testicle kit in a can work in five days, so DJ bought another pint of toads blood mixed with Spree's toe nail clippings and gave it to his mother in law who he loves dearly and would gladly chop into tiny pieces, she sipped "what no 6 inch nails or broken hair,and none of the old powdered glass?" He replied " to the wrinkled hippo standing up on her back legs and barking like a demented haggis. The soggy bar began to bend in the middle due to the rapidly expanding waistline of the pensioner lapdancers, wearing pink tutus and black gimp masks to hide their ugly mugs and bad teeth. Out of the blue rolls of tobacco smoke bellowing over ......