The never ending story

[deano]

oneyed frog came all over queer and turned pink and was adopted by a moderator called Sam who airbrushed it tartan so it would match his Tam O Shanter and his rather pungent old smelly sporran that matched the dead haggis he dragged along behind him, it was called hamish and markus due to split personality, and it's conversational skills were shit, to say the least, unlike his ferrets, who were friendly little fury balls of Mustelanean intelligence, quite capable of nipping hamish and markus scraggy whilst quoting Aristotle and Darwin whilst reciting Zulu Dawn and curing the common cold.
Back in lego land, Sherman was dying to get his oats with Dale Winton and Danny La Rue but Danny had died and nobody noticed despite him smelling like a sock filled with rotting kippers, because he was still smiling with his finger up his left nostril looking for a candlestick, but all he found was a soggy toffee that had earlier been in his right nostril for safe keeping after being chewed by Dale after Danny had finished with the candlestick he had started to turn green and yellow like Cat Puke, who was Dale's pet budgerigar. He was a very rare because he was 6ft 4 and built like a brick shithouse with extra bog roll that Captain Picard uses for Klingons after a particularly spicy curry. Edwina was hot stuff according to the blind, deaf guy who, curiously, resembled John Major crossed with a starving pitbull who had plenty of cigs and kept blowing the smoke past those who had none, cruel b'stard that he was used to tie pigs bladders to the synagogue door handles

[Reddit]

oneyed frog came all over queer and turned pink and was adopted by a moderator called Sam who airbrushed it tartan so it would match his Tam O Shanter and his rather pungent old smelly sporran that matched the dead haggis he dragged along behind him, it was called hamish and markus due to split personality, and it's conversational skills were shit, to say the least, unlike his ferrets, who were friendly little fury balls of Mustelanean intelligence, quite capable of nipping hamish and markus scraggy whilst quoting Aristotle and Darwin whilst reciting Zulu Dawn and curing the common cold.
Back in lego land, Sherman was dying to get his oats with Dale Winton and Danny La Rue but Danny had died and nobody noticed despite him smelling like a sock filled with rotting kippers, because he was still smiling with his finger up his left nostril looking for a candlestick, but all he found was a soggy toffee that had earlier been in his right nostril for safe keeping after being chewed by Dale after Danny had finished with the candlestick he had started to turn green and yellow like Cat Puke, who was Dale's pet budgerigar. He was a very rare because he was 6ft 4 and built like a brick shithouse with extra bog roll that Captain Picard uses for Klingons after a particularly spicy curry. Edwina was hot stuff according to the blind, deaf guy who, curiously, resembled John Major crossed with a starving pitbull who had plenty of cigs and kept blowing the smoke past those who had none, cruel b'stard that he was used to tie pigs bladders to the synagogue door handles to complement all the foreskins

[deano]

oneyed frog came all over queer and turned pink and was adopted by a moderator called Sam who airbrushed it tartan so it would match his Tam O Shanter and his rather pungent old smelly sporran that matched the dead haggis he dragged along behind him, it was called hamish and markus due to split personality, and it's conversational skills were shit, to say the least, unlike his ferrets, who were friendly little fury balls of Mustelanean intelligence, quite capable of nipping hamish and markus scraggy whilst quoting Aristotle and Darwin whilst reciting Zulu Dawn and curing the common cold.
Back in lego land, Sherman was dying to get his oats with Dale Winton and Danny La Rue but Danny had died and nobody noticed despite him smelling like a sock filled with rotting kippers, because he was still smiling with his finger up his left nostril looking for a candlestick, but all he found was a soggy toffee that had earlier been in his right nostril for safe keeping after being chewed by Dale after Danny had finished with the candlestick he had started to turn green and yellow like Cat Puke, who was Dale's pet budgerigar. He was a very rare because he was 6ft 4 and built like a brick shithouse with extra bog roll that Captain Picard uses for Klingons after a particularly spicy curry. Edwina was hot stuff according to the blind, deaf guy who, curiously, resembled John Major crossed with a starving pitbull who had plenty of cigs and kept blowing the smoke past those who had none, cruel b'stard that he was used to tie pigs bladders to the synagogue door handles to complement all the foreskins spree was collecting for spliffs

[bulldog63]

oneyed frog came all over queer and turned pink and was adopted by a moderator called Sam who airbrushed it tartan so it would match his Tam O Shanter and his rather pungent old smelly sporran that matched the dead haggis he dragged along behind him, it was called hamish and markus due to split personality, and it's conversational skills were shit, to say the least, unlike his ferrets, who were friendly little fury balls of Mustelanean intelligence, quite capable of nipping hamish and markus scraggy whilst quoting Aristotle and Darwin whilst reciting Zulu Dawn and curing the common cold.
Back in lego land, Sherman was dying to get his oats with Dale Winton and Danny La Rue but Danny had died and nobody noticed despite him smelling like a sock filled with rotting kippers, because he was still smiling with his finger up his left nostril looking for a candlestick, but all he found was a soggy toffee that had earlier been in his right nostril for safe keeping after being chewed by Dale after Danny had finished with the candlestick he had started to turn green and yellow like Cat Puke, who was Dale's pet budgerigar. He was a very rare because he was 6ft 4 and built like a brick shithouse with extra bog roll that Captain Picard uses for Klingons after a particularly spicy curry. Edwina was hot stuff according to the blind, deaf guy who, curiously, resembled John Major crossed with a starving pitbull who had plenty of cigs and kept blowing the smoke past those who had none, cruel b'stard that he was used to tie pigs bladders to the synagogue door handles to complement all the foreskins spree was collecting for spliffs his blind monkey that scratched

[Reddit]

oneyed frog came all over queer and turned pink and was adopted by a moderator called Sam who airbrushed it tartan so it would match his Tam O Shanter and his rather pungent old smelly sporran that matched the dead haggis he dragged along behind him, it was called hamish and markus due to split personality, and it's conversational skills were shit, to say the least, unlike his ferrets, who were friendly little fury balls of Mustelanean intelligence, quite capable of nipping hamish and markus scraggy whilst quoting Aristotle and Darwin whilst reciting Zulu Dawn and curing the common cold.
Back in lego land, Sherman was dying to get his oats with Dale Winton and Danny La Rue but Danny had died and nobody noticed despite him smelling like a sock filled with rotting kippers, because he was still smiling with his finger up his left nostril looking for a candlestick, but all he found was a soggy toffee that had earlier been in his right nostril for safe keeping after being chewed by Dale after Danny had finished with the candlestick he had started to turn green and yellow like Cat Puke, who was Dale's pet budgerigar. He was a very rare because he was 6ft 4 and built like a brick shithouse with extra bog roll that Captain Picard uses for Klingons after a particularly spicy curry. Edwina was hot stuff according to the blind, deaf guy who, curiously, resembled John Major crossed with a starving pitbull who had plenty of cigs and kept blowing the smoke past those who had none, cruel b'stard that he was used to tie pigs bladders to the synagogue door handles to complement all the foreskins spree was collecting for Spliffs, his blind monkey, that scratched, and played constantly with,

[grotbag]

Back in lego land, Sherman was dying to get his oats with Dale Winton and Danny La Rue but Danny had died and nobody noticed despite him smelling like a sock filled with rotting kippers, because he was still smiling with his finger up his left nostril looking for a candlestick, but all he found was a soggy toffee that had earlier been in his right nostril for safe keeping after being chewed by Dale after Danny had finished with the candlestick he had started to turn green and yellow like Cat Puke, who was Dale's pet budgerigar. He was a very rare because he was 6ft 4 and built like a brick shithouse with extra bog roll that Captain Picard uses for Klingons after a particularly spicy curry. Edwina was hot stuff according to the blind, deaf guy who, curiously, resembled John Major crossed with a starving pitbull who had plenty of cigs and kept blowing the smoke past those who had none, cruel b'stard that he was used to tie pigs bladders to the synagogue door handles to complement all the foreskins Spree was collecting for Spliffs, his blind monkey, that scratched, and played constantly with Reddit's wonky eye.
Spliffs liked

[Reddit]

Back in lego land, Sherman was dying to get his oats with Dale Winton and Danny La Rue but Danny had died and nobody noticed despite him smelling like a sock filled with rotting kippers, because he was still smiling with his finger up his left nostril looking for a candlestick, but all he found was a soggy toffee that had earlier been in his right nostril for safe keeping after being chewed by Dale after Danny had finished with the candlestick he had started to turn green and yellow like Cat Puke, who was Dale's pet budgerigar. He was a very rare because he was 6ft 4 and built like a brick shithouse with extra bog roll that Captain Picard uses for Klingons after a particularly spicy curry. Edwina was hot stuff according to the blind, deaf guy who, curiously, resembled John Major crossed with a starving pitbull who had plenty of cigs and kept blowing the smoke past those who had none, cruel b'stard that he was used to tie pigs bladders to the synagogue door handles to complement all the foreskins Spree was collecting for Spliffs, his blind monkey, that scratched, and played constantly with Reddit's wonky eye.
Spliffs liked green hair, broomsticks and cats

[grotbag]

Back in lego land, Sherman was dying to get his oats with Dale Winton and Danny La Rue but Danny had died and nobody noticed despite him smelling like a sock filled with rotting kippers, because he was still smiling with his finger up his left nostril looking for a candlestick, but all he found was a soggy toffee that had earlier been in his right nostril for safe keeping after being chewed by Dale after Danny had finished with the candlestick he had started to turn green and yellow like Cat Puke, who was Dale's pet budgerigar. He was a very rare because he was 6ft 4 and built like a brick shithouse with extra bog roll that Captain Picard uses for Klingons after a particularly spicy curry. Edwina was hot stuff according to the blind, deaf guy who, curiously, resembled John Major crossed with a starving pitbull who had plenty of cigs and kept blowing the smoke past those who had none, cruel b'stard that he was used to tie pigs bladders to the synagogue door handles to complement all the foreskins Spree was collecting for Spliffs, his blind monkey, that scratched, and played constantly with Reddit's wonky eye.
Spliffs liked green hair, broomsticks and cats but not curried eggs so

[Reddit]

Back in lego land, Sherman was dying to get his oats with Dale Winton and Danny La Rue but Danny had died and nobody noticed despite him smelling like a sock filled with rotting kippers, because he was still smiling with his finger up his left nostril looking for a candlestick, but all he found was a soggy toffee that had earlier been in his right nostril for safe keeping after being chewed by Dale after Danny had finished with the candlestick he had started to turn green and yellow like Cat Puke, who was Dale's pet budgerigar. He was a very rare because he was 6ft 4 and built like a brick shithouse with extra bog roll that Captain Picard uses for Klingons after a particularly spicy curry. Edwina was hot stuff according to the blind, deaf guy who, curiously, resembled John Major crossed with a starving pitbull who had plenty of cigs and kept blowing the smoke past those who had none, cruel b'stard that he was used to tie pigs bladders to the synagogue door handles to complement all the foreskins Spree was collecting for Spliffs, his blind monkey, that scratched, and played constantly with Reddit's wonky eye.
Spliffs liked green hair, broomsticks and cats but not curried eggs so he cooked with spunk recipes

[FirestormMike]

Back in lego land, Sherman was dying to get his oats with Dale Winton and Danny La Rue but Danny had died and nobody noticed despite him smelling like a sock filled with rotting kippers, because he was still smiling with his finger up his left nostril looking for a candlestick, but all he found was a soggy toffee that had earlier been in his right nostril for safe keeping after being chewed by Dale after Danny had finished with the candlestick he had started to turn green and yellow like Cat Puke, who was Dale's pet budgerigar. He was a very rare because he was 6ft 4 and built like a brick shithouse with extra bog roll that Captain Picard uses for Klingons after a particularly spicy curry. Edwina was hot stuff according to the blind, deaf guy who, curiously, resembled John Major crossed with a starving pitbull who had plenty of cigs and kept blowing the smoke past those who had none, cruel b'stard that he was used to tie pigs bladders to the synagogue door handles to complement all the foreskins Spree was collecting for Spliffs, his blind monkey, that scratched, and played constantly with Reddit's wonky eye.
Spliffs liked green hair, broomsticks and cats but not curried eggs so he cooked with spunk recipes stolen from Graham Nortons Kitchen.