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Old 02-17-2008, 03:15 PM   #11 (permalink)
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A biker walked into a lamp post and damaged his belly button ring made of titanium,'fuk' he screamed ! who put that there when I want a pint. The pub is a leather only bar, so tends to get soggy when it rains. He shouted across the soggy bar "JD, and JD shouted back,bugger....

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Old 02-17-2008, 03:51 PM   #12 (permalink)
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A biker walked into a lamp post and damaged his belly button ring made of titanium,'fuk' he screamed ! who put that there when I want a pint. The pub is a leather only bar, so tends to get soggy when it rains. He shouted across the soggy bar "JD", and JD shouted back, "bugger me it's DJ, what you ....


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Old 02-17-2008, 08:25 PM   #13 (permalink)
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A biker walked into a lamp post and damaged his belly button ring made of titanium,'fuk' he screamed ! who put that there when I want a pint. The pub is a leather only bar, so tends to get soggy when it rains. He shouted across the soggy bar "JD"...where,s the 'wobbly frog' tonite ?
 
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Old 02-17-2008, 08:27 PM   #14 (permalink)
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A biker walked into a lamp post and damaged his belly button ring made of titanium,'fuk' he screamed ! who put that there when I want a pint. The pub is a leather only bar, so tends to get soggy when it rains. He shouted across the soggy bar "JD", and JD shouted back, "bugger me it's DJ, what you! Where's the wobbly frog' tonight?" "Left her at home doing ....


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A biker walked into a lamp post and damaged his belly button ring made of titanium,'fuk' he screamed ! who put that there when I want a pint. The pub is a leather only bar, so tends to get soggy when it rains. He shouted across the soggy bar "JD", and JD shouted back, "bugger me it's DJ, what you! Where's the wobbly frog' tonight?" "Left her at home doing obscene things to the neighbours

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A biker walked into a lamp post and damaged his belly button ring made of titanium,'fuk' he screamed ! who put that there when I want a pint. The pub is a leather only bar, so tends to get soggy when it rains. He shouted across the soggy bar "JD", and JD shouted back, "bugger me it's DJ, what you! Where's the wobbly frog' tonight?" "Left her at home doing obscene things to the neighbours dog!". The bloody thing wouldnt



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A biker walked into a lamp post and damaged his belly button ring made of titanium,'fuk' he screamed ! who put that there when I want a pint. The pub is a leather only bar, so tends to get soggy when it rains. He shouted across the soggy bar "JD", and JD shouted back, "bugger me it's DJ, what you! Where's the wobbly frog' tonight?" "Left her at home doing obscene things to the neighbours dog!". The bloody thing wouldnt stop growling and sounded like ...


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A biker walked into a lamp post and damaged his belly button ring made of titanium,'fuk' he screamed ! who put that there when I want a pint. The pub is a leather only bar, so tends to get soggy when it rains. He shouted across the soggy bar "JD", and JD shouted back, "bugger me it's DJ, what you! Where's the wobbly frog' tonight?" "Left her at home doing obscene things to the neighbours dog!". The bloody thing wouldnt stop growling and sounded like an MZ 250 after a....

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A biker walked into a lamp post and damaged his belly button ring made of titanium,'fuk' he screamed ! who put that there when I want a pint. The pub is a leather only bar, so tends to get soggy when it rains. He shouted across the soggy bar "JD", and JD shouted back, "bugger me it's DJ, what you! Where's the wobbly frog' tonight?" "Left her at home doing obscene things to the neighbours dog!". The bloody thing wouldnt stop growling and sounded like an MZ 250 after a rottweiler mated with it up ....

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