The never ending story - Page 3

grotbag · 02-18-2008, 06:15 PM

A biker walked into a lamp post and damaged his belly button ring made of titanium,'fuk' he screamed ! who put that there when I want a pint. The pub is a leather only bar, so tends to get soggy when it rains. He shouted across the soggy bar "JD", and JD shouted back, "bugger me it's DJ, what you! Where's the wobbly frog' tonight?" "Left her at home doing obscene things to the neighbours dog!". The bloody thing wouldnt stop growling and sounded like an MZ 250 after a rottweiler mated with it up at the race track, anyway ....

02-18-2008, 11:50 PM

enough of the small talk,

grotbag · 02-19-2008, 07:35 PM

A biker walked into a lamp post and damaged his belly button ring made of titanium,'fuk' he screamed ! who put that there when I want a pint. The pub is a leather only bar, so tends to get soggy when it rains. He shouted across the soggy bar "JD", and JD shouted back, "bugger me it's DJ, what you! Where's the wobbly frog' tonight?" "Left her at home doing obscene things to the neighbours dog!". The bloody thing wouldnt stop growling and sounded like an MZ 250 after a rottweiler mated with it up at the race track, anyway enough of the small talk, sold your honda 50 yet? ........

grotbag · 02-20-2008, 10:10 AM

A biker walked into a lamp post and damaged his belly button ring made of titanium,'fuk' he screamed ! who put that there when I want a pint. The pub is a leather only bar, so tends to get soggy when it rains.
He shouted across the soggy bar "JD", and JD shouted back, "bugger me it's DJ, what you! Where's the wobbly frog' tonight?"
"Left her at home doing obscene things to the neighbours dog!". The bloody thing wouldnt stop growling and sounded like an MZ 250 after a rottweiler mated with it up at the race track, anyway enough of the small talk, sold your honda 50 yet? but his snorkel was blocked so he just nodded .......

deano · 02-20-2008, 11:09 AM

A biker walked into a lamp post and damaged his belly button ring made of titanium,'fuk' he screamed ! who put that there when I want a pint. The pub is a leather only bar, so tends to get soggy when it rains.
He shouted across the soggy bar "JD", and JD shouted back, "bugger me it's DJ, what you! Where's the wobbly frog' tonight?"
"Left her at home doing obscene things to the neighbours dog!". The bloody thing wouldnt stop growling and sounded like an MZ 250 after a rottweiler mated with it up at the race track, anyway enough of the small talk, sold your honda 50 yet? but his snorkel was blocked so he just nodded cos he'd missed a page

grotbag · 02-20-2008, 11:36 AM

A biker walked into a lamp post and damaged his belly button ring made of titanium,'fuk' he screamed ! who put that there when I want a pint. The pub is a leather only bar, so tends to get soggy when it rains.
He shouted across the soggy bar "JD", and JD shouted back, "bugger me it's DJ, what you! Where's the wobbly frog' tonight?"
"Left her at home doing obscene things to the neighbours dog!". The bloody thing wouldnt stop growling and sounded like an MZ 250 after a rottweiler mated with it up at the race track, anyway enough of the small talk, sold your honda 50 yet? but his snorkel was blocked so he just nodded cos he'd missed a page of the pub grub menu .....

Bill CBF1000 · 02-20-2008, 04:39 PM

A biker walked into a lamp post and damaged his belly button ring made of titanium,'fuk' he screamed ! who put that there when I want a pint. The pub is a leather only bar, so tends to get soggy when it rains.
He shouted across the soggy bar "JD", and JD shouted back, "bugger me it's DJ, what you! Where's the wobbly frog' tonight?"
"Left her at home doing obscene things to the neighbours dog!". The bloody thing wouldnt stop growling and sounded like an MZ 250 after a rottweiler mated with it up at the race track, anyway enough of the small talk, sold your honda 50 yet? but his snorkel was blocked so he just nodded cos he'd missed a page of the pub grub menu that was sushi - very fishy ....

druidsam · 02-20-2008, 06:19 PM

A biker walked into a lamp post and damaged his belly button ring made of titanium,'fuk' he screamed ! who put that there when I want a pint. The pub is a leather only bar, so tends to get soggy when it rains.
He shouted across the soggy bar "JD", and JD shouted back, "bugger me it's DJ, what you! Where's the wobbly frog' tonight?"
"Left her at home doing obscene things to the neighbours dog!". The bloody thing wouldnt stop growling and sounded like an MZ 250 after a rottweiler mated with it up at the race track, anyway enough of the small talk, sold your honda 50 yet? but his snorkel was blocked so he just nodded cos he'd missed a page of the pub grub menu that was sushi - very fishy,and everyone knows that fish...

02-20-2008, 06:58 PM

A biker walked into a lamp post and damaged his belly button ring made of titanium,'fuk' he screamed ! who put that there when I want a pint. The pub is a leather only bar, so tends to get soggy when it rains.
He shouted across the soggy bar "JD", and JD shouted back, "bugger me it's DJ, what you! Where's the wobbly frog' tonight?"
"Left her at home doing obscene things to the neighbours dog!". The bloody thing wouldnt stop growling and sounded like an MZ 250 after a rottweiler mated with it up at the race track, anyway enough of the small talk, sold your honda 50 yet? but his snorkel was blocked so he just nodded cos he'd missed a page of the pub grub menu that was sushi - very fishy,and everyone knows that fish is the number one killer...

druidsam · 02-20-2008, 07:13 PM

A biker walked into a lamp post and damaged his belly button ring made of titanium,'fuk' he screamed ! who put that there when I want a pint. The pub is a leather only bar, so tends to get soggy when it rains.
He shouted across the soggy bar "JD", and JD shouted back, "bugger me it's DJ, what you! Where's the wobbly frog' tonight?"
"Left her at home doing obscene things to the neighbours dog!". The bloody thing wouldnt stop growling and sounded like an MZ 250 after a rottweiler mated with it up at the race track, anyway enough of the small talk, sold your honda 50 yet? but his snorkel was blocked so he just nodded cos he'd missed a page of the pub grub menu that was sushi - very fishy,and everyone knows that fish is the number one killer in the worm community,because

02-18-2008, 06:15 PM	#21 (permalink)
grotbag Moderator Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Near Hornsea,on the East Yorkshire coast Posts: 8,415	Re: The never ending story A biker walked into a lamp post and damaged his belly button ring made of titanium,'fuk' he screamed ! who put that there when I want a pint. The pub is a leather only bar, so tends to get soggy when it rains. He shouted across the soggy bar "JD", and JD shouted back, "bugger me it's DJ, what you! Where's the wobbly frog' tonight?" "Left her at home doing obscene things to the neighbours dog!". The bloody thing wouldnt stop growling and sounded like an MZ 250 after a rottweiler mated with it up at the race track, anyway ....
	Some time's my mind doesn't only wander, it leaves completely ...........

02-18-2008, 11:50 PM	#22 (permalink)
badshads Posts: n/a	Re: The never ending story enough of the small talk,
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02-19-2008, 07:35 PM	#23 (permalink)
grotbag Moderator Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Near Hornsea,on the East Yorkshire coast Posts: 8,415	Re: The never ending story A biker walked into a lamp post and damaged his belly button ring made of titanium,'fuk' he screamed ! who put that there when I want a pint. The pub is a leather only bar, so tends to get soggy when it rains. He shouted across the soggy bar "JD", and JD shouted back, "bugger me it's DJ, what you! Where's the wobbly frog' tonight?" "Left her at home doing obscene things to the neighbours dog!". The bloody thing wouldnt stop growling and sounded like an MZ 250 after a rottweiler mated with it up at the race track, anyway enough of the small talk, sold your honda 50 yet? ........
	Some time's my mind doesn't only wander, it leaves completely ...........

02-20-2008, 10:10 AM	#24 (permalink)
grotbag Moderator Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Near Hornsea,on the East Yorkshire coast Posts: 8,415	Re: The never ending story A biker walked into a lamp post and damaged his belly button ring made of titanium,'fuk' he screamed ! who put that there when I want a pint. The pub is a leather only bar, so tends to get soggy when it rains. He shouted across the soggy bar "JD", and JD shouted back, "bugger me it's DJ, what you! Where's the wobbly frog' tonight?" "Left her at home doing obscene things to the neighbours dog!". The bloody thing wouldnt stop growling and sounded like an MZ 250 after a rottweiler mated with it up at the race track, anyway enough of the small talk, sold your honda 50 yet? but his snorkel was blocked so he just nodded .......
	Some time's my mind doesn't only wander, it leaves completely ...........

02-20-2008, 11:09 AM	#25 (permalink)
deano Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 2,044	Re: The never ending story A biker walked into a lamp post and damaged his belly button ring made of titanium,'fuk' he screamed ! who put that there when I want a pint. The pub is a leather only bar, so tends to get soggy when it rains. He shouted across the soggy bar "JD", and JD shouted back, "bugger me it's DJ, what you! Where's the wobbly frog' tonight?" "Left her at home doing obscene things to the neighbours dog!". The bloody thing wouldnt stop growling and sounded like an MZ 250 after a rottweiler mated with it up at the race track, anyway enough of the small talk, sold your honda 50 yet? but his snorkel was blocked so he just nodded cos he'd missed a page
deano Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 2,044

02-20-2008, 11:36 AM	#26 (permalink)
grotbag Moderator Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Near Hornsea,on the East Yorkshire coast Posts: 8,415	Re: The never ending story A biker walked into a lamp post and damaged his belly button ring made of titanium,'fuk' he screamed ! who put that there when I want a pint. The pub is a leather only bar, so tends to get soggy when it rains. He shouted across the soggy bar "JD", and JD shouted back, "bugger me it's DJ, what you! Where's the wobbly frog' tonight?" "Left her at home doing obscene things to the neighbours dog!". The bloody thing wouldnt stop growling and sounded like an MZ 250 after a rottweiler mated with it up at the race track, anyway enough of the small talk, sold your honda 50 yet? but his snorkel was blocked so he just nodded cos he'd missed a page of the pub grub menu .....
	Some time's my mind doesn't only wander, it leaves completely ...........

02-20-2008, 04:39 PM	#27 (permalink)
Bill CBF1000 Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Leigh Lancs Posts: 626	Re: The never ending story A biker walked into a lamp post and damaged his belly button ring made of titanium,'fuk' he screamed ! who put that there when I want a pint. The pub is a leather only bar, so tends to get soggy when it rains. He shouted across the soggy bar "JD", and JD shouted back, "bugger me it's DJ, what you! Where's the wobbly frog' tonight?" "Left her at home doing obscene things to the neighbours dog!". The bloody thing wouldnt stop growling and sounded like an MZ 250 after a rottweiler mated with it up at the race track, anyway enough of the small talk, sold your honda 50 yet? but his snorkel was blocked so he just nodded cos he'd missed a page of the pub grub menu that was sushi - very fishy ....
	Thufferin' Thuccatash

02-20-2008, 06:19 PM	#28 (permalink)
druidsam Moderator Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: central scotland Posts: 5,180	Re: The never ending story A biker walked into a lamp post and damaged his belly button ring made of titanium,'fuk' he screamed ! who put that there when I want a pint. The pub is a leather only bar, so tends to get soggy when it rains. He shouted across the soggy bar "JD", and JD shouted back, "bugger me it's DJ, what you! Where's the wobbly frog' tonight?" "Left her at home doing obscene things to the neighbours dog!". The bloody thing wouldnt stop growling and sounded like an MZ 250 after a rottweiler mated with it up at the race track, anyway enough of the small talk, sold your honda 50 yet? but his snorkel was blocked so he just nodded cos he'd missed a page of the pub grub menu that was sushi - very fishy,and everyone knows that fish...
	trust me! im a druid

02-20-2008, 06:58 PM	#29 (permalink)
bandito Posts: n/a	Re: The never ending story A biker walked into a lamp post and damaged his belly button ring made of titanium,'fuk' he screamed ! who put that there when I want a pint. The pub is a leather only bar, so tends to get soggy when it rains. He shouted across the soggy bar "JD", and JD shouted back, "bugger me it's DJ, what you! Where's the wobbly frog' tonight?" "Left her at home doing obscene things to the neighbours dog!". The bloody thing wouldnt stop growling and sounded like an MZ 250 after a rottweiler mated with it up at the race track, anyway enough of the small talk, sold your honda 50 yet? but his snorkel was blocked so he just nodded cos he'd missed a page of the pub grub menu that was sushi - very fishy,and everyone knows that fish is the number one killer...
bandito Posts: n/a

02-20-2008, 07:13 PM	#30 (permalink)
druidsam Moderator Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: central scotland Posts: 5,180	Re: The never ending story A biker walked into a lamp post and damaged his belly button ring made of titanium,'fuk' he screamed ! who put that there when I want a pint. The pub is a leather only bar, so tends to get soggy when it rains. He shouted across the soggy bar "JD", and JD shouted back, "bugger me it's DJ, what you! Where's the wobbly frog' tonight?" "Left her at home doing obscene things to the neighbours dog!". The bloody thing wouldnt stop growling and sounded like an MZ 250 after a rottweiler mated with it up at the race track, anyway enough of the small talk, sold your honda 50 yet? but his snorkel was blocked so he just nodded cos he'd missed a page of the pub grub menu that was sushi - very fishy,and everyone knows that fish is the number one killer in the worm community,because
	trust me! im a druid

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