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Old 02-20-2008, 07:16 PM   #31 (permalink)
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A biker walked into a lamp post and damaged his belly button ring made of titanium,'fuk' he screamed ! who put that there when I want a pint. The pub is a leather only bar, so tends to get soggy when it rains.
He shouted across the soggy bar "JD", and JD shouted back, "bugger me it's DJ, what you! Where's the wobbly frog' tonight?"
"Left her at home doing obscene things to the neighbours dog!". The bloody thing wouldnt stop growling and sounded like an MZ 250 after a rottweiler mated with it up at the race track, anyway enough of the small talk, sold your honda 50 yet? but his snorkel was blocked so he just nodded cos he'd missed a page of the pub grub menu that was sushi - very fishy,and everyone knows that fish is the number one killer in the worm community,because..."Oi, you, noooooo! what do
 
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Old 02-20-2008, 07:54 PM   #32 (permalink)
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A biker walked into a lamp post and damaged his belly button ring made of titanium,'fuk' he screamed ! who put that there when I want a pint. The pub is a leather only bar, so tends to get soggy when it rains.
He shouted across the soggy bar "JD", and JD shouted back, "bugger me it's DJ, what you! Where's the wobbly frog' tonight?"
"Left her at home doing obscene things to the neighbours dog!". The bloody thing wouldnt stop growling and sounded like an MZ 250 after a rottweiler mated with it up at the race track, anyway enough of the small talk, sold your honda 50 yet? but his snorkel was blocked so he just nodded cos he'd missed a page of the pub grub menu that was sushi - very fishy,and everyone knows that fish is the number one killer in the worm community,because..."Oi, you, noooooo! what do you mean, fish is off? ...........


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Old 02-20-2008, 08:24 PM   #33 (permalink)
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yeah, but cat,s back on !
 
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Old 02-20-2008, 08:25 PM   #34 (permalink)
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A biker walked into a lamp post and damaged his belly button ring made of titanium,'fuk' he screamed ! who put that there when I want a pint. The pub is a leather only bar, so tends to get soggy when it rains.
He shouted across the soggy bar "JD", and JD shouted back, "bugger me it's DJ, what you! Where's the wobbly frog' tonight?"
"Left her at home doing obscene things to the neighbours dog!". The bloody thing wouldnt stop growling and sounded like an MZ 250 after a rottweiler mated with it up at the race track, anyway enough of the small talk, sold your honda 50 yet? but his snorkel was blocked so he just nodded cos he'd missed a page of the pub grub menu that was sushi - very fishy,and everyone knows that fish is the number one killer in the worm community,because..."Oi, you, noooooo! what do you mean, fish is off? ...........yeah,but cats back on !
 
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Old 02-20-2008, 10:00 PM   #35 (permalink)
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A biker walked into a lamp post and damaged his belly button ring made of titanium,'fuk' he screamed ! who put that there when I want a pint. The pub is a leather only bar, so tends to get soggy when it rains.
He shouted across the soggy bar "JD", and JD shouted back, "bugger me it's DJ, what you! Where's the wobbly frog' tonight?"
"Left her at home doing obscene things to the neighbours dog!". The bloody thing wouldnt stop growling and sounded like an MZ 250 after a rottweiler mated with it up at the race track, anyway enough of the small talk, sold your honda 50 yet? but his snorkel was blocked so he just nodded cos he'd missed a page of the pub grub menu that was sushi - very fishy,and everyone knows that fish is the number one killer in the worm community,because..."Oi, you, noooooo! what do you mean, fish is off? ...........yeah,but cats back on ! Cat always gives me wind

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Old 02-21-2008, 01:12 AM   #36 (permalink)
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A biker walked into a lamp post and damaged his belly button ring made of titanium,'fuk' he screamed ! who put that there when I want a pint. The pub is a leather only bar, so tends to get soggy when it rains.
He shouted across the soggy bar "JD", and JD shouted back, "bugger me it's DJ, what you! Where's the wobbly frog' tonight?"
"Left her at home doing obscene things to the neighbours dog!". The bloody thing wouldnt stop growling and sounded like an MZ 250 after a rottweiler mated with it up at the race track, anyway enough of the small talk, sold your honda 50 yet? but his snorkel was blocked so he just nodded cos he'd missed a page of the pub grub menu that was sushi - very fishy,and everyone knows that fish is the number one killer in the worm community,because..."Oi, you, noooooo! what do you mean, fish is off? ...........yeah,but cats back on !
Cat always gives me wind and regurgitating those fur balls ........


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Old 02-21-2008, 03:20 PM   #37 (permalink)
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A biker walked into a lamp post and damaged his belly button ring made of titanium,'fuk' he screamed ! who put that there when I want a pint. The pub is a leather only bar, so tends to get soggy when it rains.
He shouted across the soggy bar "JD", and JD shouted back, "bugger me it's DJ, what you! Where's the wobbly frog' tonight?"
"Left her at home doing obscene things to the neighbours dog!". The bloody thing wouldnt stop growling and sounded like an MZ 250 after a rottweiler mated with it up at the race track, anyway enough of the small talk, sold your honda 50 yet? but his snorkel was blocked so he just nodded cos he'd missed a page of the pub grub menu that was sushi - very fishy,and everyone knows that fish is the number one killer in the worm community,because..."Oi, you, noooooo! what do you mean, fish is off? ...........yeah,but cats back on ! Cat always gives me wind and regurgitating those fur balls that look loads better than carrots.
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A biker walked into a lamp post and damaged his belly button ring made of titanium,'fuk' he screamed ! who put that there when I want a pint. The pub is a leather only bar, so tends to get soggy when it rains.
He shouted across the soggy bar "JD", and JD shouted back, "bugger me it's DJ, what you! Where's the wobbly frog' tonight?"
"Left her at home doing obscene things to the neighbours dog!". The bloody thing wouldnt stop growling and sounded like an MZ 250 after a rottweiler mated with it up at the race track, anyway enough of the small talk, sold your honda 50 yet? but his snorkel was blocked so he just nodded cos he'd missed a page of the pub grub menu that was sushi - very fishy,and everyone knows that fish is the number one killer in the worm community,because..."Oi, you, noooooo! what do you mean, fish is off? ...........yeah,but cats back on ! Cat always gives me wind and regurgitating those fur balls that look loads better than carrots.
"Not hungry now, but i could still eat

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A biker walked into a lamp post and damaged his belly button ring made of titanium,'fuk' he screamed ! who put that there when I want a pint. The pub is a leather only bar, so tends to get soggy when it rains.
He shouted across the soggy bar "JD", and JD shouted back, "bugger me it's DJ, what you! Where's the wobbly frog' tonight?"
"Left her at home doing obscene things to the neighbours dog!". The bloody thing wouldnt stop growling and sounded like an MZ 250 after a rottweiler mated with it up at the race track, anyway enough of the small talk, sold your honda 50 yet? but his snorkel was blocked so he just nodded cos he'd missed a page of the pub grub menu that was sushi - very fishy,and everyone knows that fish is the number one killer in the worm community,because..."Oi, you, noooooo! what do you mean, fish is off? ...........yeah,but cats back on ! Cat always gives me wind and regurgitating those fur balls that look loads better than carrots.
"Not hungry now, but i could still eat a scabby horse you eating?


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