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| Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Doncaster
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| Re: The never ending story Julian liked mens bottoms pink and perky much like a ripe nectarine which got some hammer most nights causing the hammer splinters to fly straight up into the air narrowly missing blackpanthers swollen regency silver-mounted horn-shaped nose which was covered in Julian Clary's brown discharge from the tip of druidsams todger.<BR>Showtime in the leather bar announces Jimmy Saville who was smoking a large boa constrictor which crawled up blackpanthers arse he yelled get that thing, Im starting to enyoy it but not as much as when it crawled out my chutney bunker. They all laughed at BP because he looked happy, kicking Sams tiny testicles. When the sun went down,bp melted into a glob, wierd, being colder eh Sam!!!! muttered the glob as it sped of on its scooterblackturd faster than a fast thing he thought around 11mph tops. 11mm is Rocks cocks length, its a nice bird with wings but takes after the dodo. Dodos, unlike Blackbirds, couldn't fly, but always beat in races. BLACKPANTHER gave Rocks wife multiple-orgasms, in his dreams of course,but then a giraffe appeared, BLACKPANTHER instantly chucked his muck, wearing tartan and a sporran, anyway this is not a chat forum so continue the story or bugger off shrieked a very naughty girl. Andy Stewart shouted 'hockthebloodynoo haggislickingood...... my timing's crap, "aint that the truth" said the unfulfilled nymph mopping up Amy Winehouses vomit, which included Sarah Harding's green viginal discharge. Sarah hated Rocks, "He smells, perfectly beautiful" unlike that BLACKPANTHER who satisfies me completely. Mississippi mud pie was found to be hallucinogenic, ideal when |
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| | #402 (permalink) |
| Moderator Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: central scotland
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| Re: The never ending story Julian liked mens bottoms pink and perky much like a ripe nectarine which got some hammer most nights causing the hammer splinters to fly straight up into the air narrowly missing blackpanthers swollen regency silver-mounted horn-shaped nose which was covered in Julian Clary's brown discharge from the tip of druidsams todger.<BR>Showtime in the leather bar announces Jimmy Saville who was smoking a large boa constrictor which crawled up blackpanthers arse he yelled get that thing, Im starting to enyoy it but not as much as when it crawled out my chutney bunker. They all laughed at BP because he looked happy, kicking Sams tiny testicles. When the sun went down,bp melted into a glob, wierd, being colder eh Sam!!!! muttered the glob as it sped of on its scooterblackturd faster than a fast thing he thought around 11mph tops. 11mm is Rocks cocks length, its a nice bird with wings but takes after the dodo. Dodos, unlike Blackbirds, couldn't fly, but always beat in races. BLACKPANTHER gave Rocks wife multiple-orgasms, in his dreams of course,but then a giraffe appeared, BLACKPANTHER instantly chucked his muck, wearing tartan and a sporran, anyway this is not a chat forum so continue the story or bugger off shrieked a very naughty girl. Andy Stewart shouted 'hockthebloodynoo haggislickingood...... my timing's crap, "aint that the truth" said the unfulfilled nymph mopping up Amy Winehouses vomit, which included Sarah Harding's green viginal discharge. Sarah hated Rocks, "He smells, perfectly beautiful" unlike that BLACKPANTHER who satisfies me completely. Mississippi mud pie was found to be hallucinogenic, ideal when looking at bp's coupon,because |
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| | #403 (permalink) |
| Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Doncaster
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| Re: The never ending story Julian liked mens bottoms pink and perky much like a ripe nectarine which got some hammer most nights causing the hammer splinters to fly straight up into the air narrowly missing blackpanthers swollen regency silver-mounted horn-shaped nose which was covered in Julian Clary's brown discharge from the tip of druidsams todger.<BR>Showtime in the leather bar announces Jimmy Saville who was smoking a large boa constrictor which crawled up blackpanthers arse he yelled get that thing, Im starting to enyoy it but not as much as when it crawled out my chutney bunker. They all laughed at BP because he looked happy, kicking Sams tiny testicles. When the sun went down,bp melted into a glob, wierd, being colder eh Sam!!!! muttered the glob as it sped of on its scooterblackturd faster than a fast thing he thought around 11mph tops. 11mm is Rocks cocks length, its a nice bird with wings but takes after the dodo. Dodos, unlike Blackbirds, couldn't fly, but always beat in races. BLACKPANTHER gave Rocks wife multiple-orgasms, in his dreams of course,but then a giraffe appeared, BLACKPANTHER instantly chucked his muck, wearing tartan and a sporran, anyway this is not a chat forum so continue the story or bugger off shrieked a very naughty girl. Andy Stewart shouted 'hockthebloodynoo haggislickingood...... my timing's crap, "aint that the truth" said the unfulfilled nymph mopping up Amy Winehouses vomit, which included Sarah Harding's green viginal discharge. Sarah hated Rocks, "He smells, perfectly beautiful" unlike that BLACKPANTHER who satisfies me completely. Mississippi mud pie was found to be hallucinogenic, ideal when looking at bp's coupon,because it's 50% off a tin |
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| | #404 (permalink) |
| Moderator Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: central scotland
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| Re: The never ending story Julian liked mens bottoms pink and perky much like a ripe nectarine which got some hammer most nights causing the hammer splinters to fly straight up into the air narrowly missing blackpanthers swollen regency silver-mounted horn-shaped nose which was covered in Julian Clary's brown discharge from the tip of druidsams todger.<BR>Showtime in the leather bar announces Jimmy Saville who was smoking a large boa constrictor which crawled up blackpanthers arse he yelled get that thing, Im starting to enyoy it but not as much as when it crawled out my chutney bunker. They all laughed at BP because he looked happy, kicking Sams tiny testicles. When the sun went down,bp melted into a glob, wierd, being colder eh Sam!!!! muttered the glob as it sped of on its scooterblackturd faster than a fast thing he thought around 11mph tops. 11mm is Rocks cocks length, its a nice bird with wings but takes after the dodo. Dodos, unlike Blackbirds, couldn't fly, but always beat in races. BLACKPANTHER gave Rocks wife multiple-orgasms, in his dreams of course,but then a giraffe appeared, BLACKPANTHER instantly chucked his muck, wearing tartan and a sporran, anyway this is not a chat forum so continue the story or bugger off shrieked a very naughty girl. Andy Stewart shouted 'hockthebloodynoo haggislickingood...... my timing's crap, "aint that the truth" said the unfulfilled nymph mopping up Amy Winehouses vomit, which included Sarah Harding's green viginal discharge. Sarah hated Rocks, "He smells, perfectly beautiful" unlike that BLACKPANTHER who satisfies me completely. Mississippi mud pie was found to be hallucinogenic, ideal when looking at bp's coupon,because it's 50% off a tin of pickled porcupine balls |
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| | #405 (permalink) |
| Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Doncaster
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| Re: The never ending story Julian liked mens bottoms pink and perky much like a ripe nectarine which got some hammer most nights causing the hammer splinters to fly straight up into the air narrowly missing blackpanthers swollen regency silver-mounted horn-shaped nose which was covered in Julian Clary's brown discharge from the tip of druidsams todger.<BR>Showtime in the leather bar announces Jimmy Saville who was smoking a large boa constrictor which crawled up blackpanthers arse he yelled get that thing, Im starting to enyoy it but not as much as when it crawled out my chutney bunker. They all laughed at BP because he looked happy, kicking Sams tiny testicles. When the sun went down,bp melted into a glob, wierd, being colder eh Sam!!!! muttered the glob as it sped of on its scooterblackturd faster than a fast thing he thought around 11mph tops. 11mm is Rocks cocks length, its a nice bird with wings but takes after the dodo. Dodos, unlike Blackbirds, couldn't fly, but always beat in races. BLACKPANTHER gave Rocks wife multiple-orgasms, in his dreams of course,but then a giraffe appeared, BLACKPANTHER instantly chucked his muck, wearing tartan and a sporran, anyway this is not a chat forum so continue the story or bugger off shrieked a very naughty girl. Andy Stewart shouted 'hockthebloodynoo haggislickingood...... my timing's crap, "aint that the truth" said the unfulfilled nymph mopping up Amy Winehouses vomit, which included Sarah Harding's green viginal discharge. Sarah hated Rocks, "He smells, perfectly beautiful" unlike that BLACKPANTHER who satisfies me completely. Mississippi mud pie was found to be hallucinogenic, ideal when looking at bp's coupon,because it's 50% off a tin of pickled porcupine balls, which taste great, when served |
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| | #406 (permalink) |
| Moderator Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: central scotland
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| Re: The never ending story ulian liked mens bottoms pink and perky much like a ripe nectarine which got some hammer most nights causing the hammer splinters to fly straight up into the air narrowly missing blackpanthers swollen regency silver-mounted horn-shaped nose which was covered in Julian Clary's brown discharge from the tip of druidsams todger.<BR>Showtime in the leather bar announces Jimmy Saville who was smoking a large boa constrictor which crawled up blackpanthers arse he yelled get that thing, Im starting to enyoy it but not as much as when it crawled out my chutney bunker. They all laughed at BP because he looked happy, kicking Sams tiny testicles. When the sun went down,bp melted into a glob, wierd, being colder eh Sam!!!! muttered the glob as it sped of on its scooterblackturd faster than a fast thing he thought around 11mph tops. 11mm is Rocks cocks length, its a nice bird with wings but takes after the dodo. Dodos, unlike Blackbirds, couldn't fly, but always beat in races. BLACKPANTHER gave Rocks wife multiple-orgasms, in his dreams of course,but then a giraffe appeared, BLACKPANTHER instantly chucked his muck, wearing tartan and a sporran, anyway this is not a chat forum so continue the story or bugger off shrieked a very naughty girl. Andy Stewart shouted 'hockthebloodynoo haggislickingood...... my timing's crap, "aint that the truth" said the unfulfilled nymph mopping up Amy Winehouses vomit, which included Sarah Harding's green viginal discharge. Sarah hated Rocks, "He smells, perfectly beautiful" unlike that BLACKPANTHER who satisfies me completely. Mississippi mud pie was found to be hallucinogenic, ideal when looking at bp's coupon,because it's 50% off a tin of pickled porcupine balls, which taste great, when served with boiled dog turd and |
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| | #407 (permalink) |
| Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Doncaster
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| Re: The never ending story ulian liked mens bottoms pink and perky much like a ripe nectarine which got some hammer most nights causing the hammer splinters to fly straight up into the air narrowly missing blackpanthers swollen regency silver-mounted horn-shaped nose which was covered in Julian Clary's brown discharge from the tip of druidsams todger.<BR>Showtime in the leather bar announces Jimmy Saville who was smoking a large boa constrictor which crawled up blackpanthers arse he yelled get that thing, Im starting to enyoy it but not as much as when it crawled out my chutney bunker. They all laughed at BP because he looked happy, kicking Sams tiny testicles. When the sun went down,bp melted into a glob, wierd, being colder eh Sam!!!! muttered the glob as it sped of on its scooterblackturd faster than a fast thing he thought around 11mph tops. 11mm is Rocks cocks length, its a nice bird with wings but takes after the dodo. Dodos, unlike Blackbirds, couldn't fly, but always beat in races. BLACKPANTHER gave Rocks wife multiple-orgasms, in his dreams of course,but then a giraffe appeared, BLACKPANTHER instantly chucked his muck, wearing tartan and a sporran, anyway this is not a chat forum so continue the story or bugger off shrieked a very naughty girl. Andy Stewart shouted 'hockthebloodynoo haggislickingood...... my timing's crap, "aint that the truth" said the unfulfilled nymph mopping up Amy Winehouses vomit, which included Sarah Harding's green viginal discharge. Sarah hated Rocks, "He smells, perfectly beautiful" unlike that BLACKPANTHER who satisfies me completely. Mississippi mud pie was found to be hallucinogenic, ideal when looking at bp's coupon,because it's 50% off a tin of pickled porcupine balls, which taste great, when served with boiled dog turd and peas pudding. Charlie Chan once |
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| Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Doncaster
Posts: 1,280
| Re: The never ending story ulian liked mens bottoms pink and perky much like a ripe nectarine which got some hammer most nights causing the hammer splinters to fly straight up into the air narrowly missing blackpanthers swollen regency silver-mounted horn-shaped nose which was covered in Julian Clary's brown discharge from the tip of druidsams todger.<BR>Showtime in the leather bar announces Jimmy Saville who was smoking a large boa constrictor which crawled up blackpanthers arse he yelled get that thing, Im starting to enyoy it but not as much as when it crawled out my chutney bunker. They all laughed at BP because he looked happy, kicking Sams tiny testicles. When the sun went down,bp melted into a glob, wierd, being colder eh Sam!!!! muttered the glob as it sped of on its scooterblackturd faster than a fast thing he thought around 11mph tops. 11mm is Rocks cocks length, its a nice bird with wings but takes after the dodo. Dodos, unlike Blackbirds, couldn't fly, but always beat in races. BLACKPANTHER gave Rocks wife multiple-orgasms, in his dreams of course,but then a giraffe appeared, BLACKPANTHER instantly chucked his muck, wearing tartan and a sporran, anyway this is not a chat forum so continue the story or bugger off shrieked a very naughty girl. Andy Stewart shouted 'hockthebloodynoo haggislickingood...... my timing's crap, "aint that the truth" said the unfulfilled nymph mopping up Amy Winehouses vomit, which included Sarah Harding's green viginal discharge. Sarah hated Rocks, "He smells, perfectly beautiful" unlike that BLACKPANTHER who satisfies me completely. Mississippi mud pie was found to be hallucinogenic, ideal when looking at bp's coupon,because it's 50% off a tin of pickled porcupine balls, which taste great, when served with boiled dog turd and peas pudding. Charlie Chan once ate 218 marshmallows in the |
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| | #409 (permalink) |
| Moderator Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: central scotland
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| Re: The never ending story ulian liked mens bottoms pink and perky much like a ripe nectarine which got some hammer most nights causing the hammer splinters to fly straight up into the air narrowly missing blackpanthers swollen regency silver-mounted horn-shaped nose which was covered in Julian Clary's brown discharge from the tip of druidsams todger.<BR>Showtime in the leather bar announces Jimmy Saville who was smoking a large boa constrictor which crawled up blackpanthers arse he yelled get that thing, Im starting to enyoy it but not as much as when it crawled out my chutney bunker. They all laughed at BP because he looked happy, kicking Sams tiny testicles. When the sun went down,bp melted into a glob, wierd, being colder eh Sam!!!! muttered the glob as it sped of on its scooterblackturd faster than a fast thing he thought around 11mph tops. 11mm is Rocks cocks length, its a nice bird with wings but takes after the dodo. Dodos, unlike Blackbirds, couldn't fly, but always beat in races. BLACKPANTHER gave Rocks wife multiple-orgasms, in his dreams of course,but then a giraffe appeared, BLACKPANTHER instantly chucked his muck, wearing tartan and a sporran, anyway this is not a chat forum so continue the story or bugger off shrieked a very naughty girl. Andy Stewart shouted 'hockthebloodynoo haggislickingood...... my timing's crap, "aint that the truth" said the unfulfilled nymph mopping up Amy Winehouses vomit, which included Sarah Harding's green viginal discharge. Sarah hated Rocks, "He smells, perfectly beautiful" unlike that BLACKPANTHER who satisfies me completely. Mississippi mud pie was found to be hallucinogenic, ideal when looking at bp's coupon,because it's 50% off a tin of pickled porcupine balls, which taste great, when served with boiled dog turd and peas pudding. Charlie Chan once ate 218 marshmallows in the hot tub before he slapped |
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| | #410 (permalink) |
| Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Doncaster
Posts: 1,280
| Re: The never ending story ulian liked mens bottoms pink and perky much like a ripe nectarine which got some hammer most nights causing the hammer splinters to fly straight up into the air narrowly missing blackpanthers swollen regency silver-mounted horn-shaped nose which was covered in Julian Clary's brown discharge from the tip of druidsams todger.<BR>Showtime in the leather bar announces Jimmy Saville who was smoking a large boa constrictor which crawled up blackpanthers arse he yelled get that thing, Im starting to enyoy it but not as much as when it crawled out my chutney bunker. They all laughed at BP because he looked happy, kicking Sams tiny testicles. When the sun went down,bp melted into a glob, wierd, being colder eh Sam!!!! muttered the glob as it sped of on its scooterblackturd faster than a fast thing he thought around 11mph tops. 11mm is Rocks cocks length, its a nice bird with wings but takes after the dodo. Dodos, unlike Blackbirds, couldn't fly, but always beat in races. BLACKPANTHER gave Rocks wife multiple-orgasms, in his dreams of course,but then a giraffe appeared, BLACKPANTHER instantly chucked his muck, wearing tartan and a sporran, anyway this is not a chat forum so continue the story or bugger off shrieked a very naughty girl. Andy Stewart shouted 'hockthebloodynoo haggislickingood...... my timing's crap, "aint that the truth" said the unfulfilled nymph mopping up Amy Winehouses vomit, which included Sarah Harding's green viginal discharge. Sarah hated Rocks, "He smells, perfectly beautiful" unlike that BLACKPANTHER who satisfies me completely. Mississippi mud pie was found to be hallucinogenic, ideal when looking at bp's coupon,because it's 50% off a tin of pickled porcupine balls, which taste great, when served with boiled dog turd and peas pudding. Charlie Chan once ate 218 marshmallows in the hot tub before he slapped a speeding-ticket on Richard Brunstrom's |
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