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| Re: The never ending story BLACKPANTHER instantly chucked his muck, wearing tartan and a sporran, anyway this is not a chat forum so continue the story or bugger off shrieked a very naughty girl. Andy Stewart shouted 'hockthebloodynoo haggislickingood...... my timing's crap, "aint that the truth" said the unfulfilled nymph mopping up Amy Winehouses vomit, which included Sarah Harding's green viginal discharge. Sarah hated Rocks, "He smells, perfectly beautiful" unlike that BLACKPANTHER who satisfies me completely. Mississippi mud pie was found to be hallucinogenic, ideal when looking at bp's coupon,because it's 50% off a tin of pickled porcupine balls, which taste great, when served with boiled dog turd and peas pudding. Charlie Chan once ate 218 marshmallows in the hot tub before he slapped a speeding-ticket on Richard Brunstrom's inflated 4speed strawberry flavoured condom. Then he slapped a 5th word on to comply with the bikers code of "National speed limit=flat out". All bikers comply, even when can't hit 50 ( 125 owners! ) so they use elastic towropes attatched to Exocet missiles. Unfortunately, stretching snaps the rope and the bike lands up Spree's back hallway which was like a palace, 'cos he makes millions from 'Never Ending Story', but complains about the cost of footing the forum meet-up bill. He's so rich he uses Fairy liquid to wash his disposable income, then burns it because it's cheaper than the laundry. He blows £65,000 yearly on |
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| | #432 (permalink) |
| Moderator Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Near Hornsea,on the East Yorkshire coast
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| Re: The never ending story BLACKPANTHER instantly chucked his muck, wearing tartan and a sporran, anyway this is not a chat forum so continue the story or bugger off shrieked a very naughty girl. Andy Stewart shouted 'hockthebloodynoo haggislickingood...... my timing's crap, "aint that the truth" said the unfulfilled nymph mopping up Amy Winehouses vomit, which included Sarah Harding's green viginal discharge. Sarah hated Rocks, "He smells, perfectly beautiful" unlike that BLACKPANTHER who satisfies me completely. Mississippi mud pie was found to be hallucinogenic, ideal when looking at bp's coupon,because it's 50% off a tin of pickled porcupine balls, which taste great, when served with boiled dog turd and peas pudding. Charlie Chan once ate 218 marshmallows in the hot tub before he slapped a speeding-ticket on Richard Brunstrom's inflated 4speed strawberry flavoured condom. Then he slapped a 5th word on to comply with the bikers code of "National speed limit=flat out". All bikers comply, even when can't hit 50 ( 125 owners! ) so they use elastic towropes attatched to Exocet missiles. Unfortunately, stretching snaps the rope and the bike lands up Spree's back hallway which was like a palace, 'cos he makes millions from 'Never Ending Story', but complains about the cost of footing the forum meet-up bill. He's so rich he uses Fairy liquid to wash his disposable income, then burns it because it's cheaper than the laundry. He blows £65,000 yearly on Fairy Liquid then recycles it |
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| | #433 (permalink) |
| Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Doncaster
Posts: 1,280
| Re: The never ending story BLACKPANTHER instantly chucked his muck, wearing tartan and a sporran, anyway this is not a chat forum so continue the story or bugger off shrieked a very naughty girl. Andy Stewart shouted 'hockthebloodynoo haggislickingood...... my timing's crap, "aint that the truth" said the unfulfilled nymph mopping up Amy Winehouses vomit, which included Sarah Harding's green viginal discharge. Sarah hated Rocks, "He smells, perfectly beautiful" unlike that BLACKPANTHER who satisfies me completely. Mississippi mud pie was found to be hallucinogenic, ideal when looking at bp's coupon,because it's 50% off a tin of pickled porcupine balls, which taste great, when served with boiled dog turd and peas pudding. Charlie Chan once ate 218 marshmallows in the hot tub before he slapped a speeding-ticket on Richard Brunstrom's inflated 4speed strawberry flavoured condom. Then he slapped a 5th word on to comply with the bikers code of "National speed limit=flat out". All bikers comply, even when can't hit 50 ( 125 owners! ) so they use elastic towropes attatched to Exocet missiles. Unfortunately, stretching snaps the rope and the bike lands up Spree's back hallway which was like a palace, 'cos he makes millions from 'Never Ending Story', but complains about the cost of footing the forum meet-up bill. He's so rich he uses Fairy liquid to wash his disposable income, then burns it because it's cheaper than the laundry. He blows £65,000 yearly on Fairy Liquid then recycles it into whisky, gets pissed, then |
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| | #434 (permalink) |
| Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Cleveland
Posts: 238
| Re: The never ending story BLACKPANTHER instantly chucked his muck, wearing tartan and a sporran, anyway this is not a chat forum so continue the story or bugger off shrieked a very naughty girl. Andy Stewart shouted 'hockthebloodynoo haggislickingood...... my timing's crap, "aint that the truth" said the unfulfilled nymph mopping up Amy Winehouses vomit, which included Sarah Harding's green viginal discharge. Sarah hated Rocks, "He smells, perfectly beautiful" unlike that BLACKPANTHER who satisfies me completely. Mississippi mud pie was found to be hallucinogenic, ideal when looking at bp's coupon,because it's 50% off a tin of pickled porcupine balls, which taste great, when served with boiled dog turd and peas pudding. Charlie Chan once ate 218 marshmallows in the hot tub before he slapped a speeding-ticket on Richard Brunstrom's inflated 4speed strawberry flavoured condom. Then he slapped a 5th word on to comply with the bikers code of "National speed limit=flat out". All bikers comply, even when can't hit 50 ( 125 owners! ) so they use elastic towropes attatched to Exocet missiles. Unfortunately, stretching snaps the rope and the bike lands up Spree's back hallway which was like a palace, 'cos he makes millions from 'Never Ending Story', but complains about the cost of footing the forum meet-up bill. He's so rich he uses Fairy liquid to wash his disposable income, then burns it because it's cheaper than the laundry. He blows £65,000 yearly on Fairy Liquid then recycles it into whisky, gets pissed, then throws up over anyone who |
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| | #435 (permalink) |
| Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Doncaster
Posts: 1,280
| Re: The never ending story BLACKPANTHER instantly chucked his muck, wearing tartan and a sporran, anyway this is not a chat forum so continue the story or bugger off shrieked a very naughty girl. Andy Stewart shouted 'hockthebloodynoo haggislickingood...... my timing's crap, "aint that the truth" said the unfulfilled nymph mopping up Amy Winehouses vomit, which included Sarah Harding's green viginal discharge. Sarah hated Rocks, "He smells, perfectly beautiful" unlike that BLACKPANTHER who satisfies me completely. Mississippi mud pie was found to be hallucinogenic, ideal when looking at bp's coupon,because it's 50% off a tin of pickled porcupine balls, which taste great, when served with boiled dog turd and peas pudding. Charlie Chan once ate 218 marshmallows in the hot tub before he slapped a speeding-ticket on Richard Brunstrom's inflated 4speed strawberry flavoured condom. Then he slapped a 5th word on to comply with the bikers code of "National speed limit=flat out". All bikers comply, even when can't hit 50 ( 125 owners! ) so they use elastic towropes attatched to Exocet missiles. Unfortunately, stretching snaps the rope and the bike lands up Spree's back hallway which was like a palace, 'cos he makes millions from 'Never Ending Story', but complains about the cost of footing the forum meet-up bill. He's so rich he uses Fairy liquid to wash his disposable income, then burns it because it's cheaper than the laundry. He blows £65,000 yearly on Fairy Liquid then recycles it into whisky, gets pissed, then throws up over anyone who uses lotsa smilies. Chief Inspector |
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| | #436 (permalink) |
| Moderator Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Near Hornsea,on the East Yorkshire coast
Posts: 9,403
| Re: The never ending story BLACKPANTHER instantly chucked his muck, wearing tartan and a sporran, anyway this is not a chat forum so continue the story or bugger off shrieked a very naughty girl. Andy Stewart shouted 'hockthebloodynoo haggislickingood...... my timing's crap, "aint that the truth" said the unfulfilled nymph mopping up Amy Winehouses vomit, which included Sarah Harding's green viginal discharge. Sarah hated Rocks, "He smells, perfectly beautiful" unlike that BLACKPANTHER who satisfies me completely. Mississippi mud pie was found to be hallucinogenic, ideal when looking at bp's coupon,because it's 50% off a tin of pickled porcupine balls, which taste great, when served with boiled dog turd and peas pudding. Charlie Chan once ate 218 marshmallows in the hot tub before he slapped a speeding-ticket on Richard Brunstrom's inflated 4speed strawberry flavoured condom. Then he slapped a 5th word on to comply with the bikers code of "National speed limit=flat out". All bikers comply, even when can't hit 50 ( 125 owners! ) so they use elastic towropes attatched to Exocet missiles. Unfortunately, stretching snaps the rope and the bike lands up Spree's back hallway which was like a palace, 'cos he makes millions from 'Never Ending Story', but complains about the cost of footing the forum meet-up bill. He's so rich he uses Fairy liquid to wash his disposable income, then burns it because it's cheaper than the laundry. He blows £65,000 yearly on Fairy Liquid then recycles it into whisky, gets pissed, then throws up over anyone who uses lotsa smilies. Chief Inspector Rerb draws his own so |
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| | #437 (permalink) |
| Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Doncaster
Posts: 1,280
| Re: The never ending story BLACKPANTHER instantly chucked his muck, wearing tartan and a sporran, anyway this is not a chat forum so continue the story or bugger off shrieked a very naughty girl. Andy Stewart shouted 'hockthebloodynoo haggislickingood...... my timing's crap, "aint that the truth" said the unfulfilled nymph mopping up Amy Winehouses vomit, which included Sarah Harding's green viginal discharge. Sarah hated Rocks, "He smells, perfectly beautiful" unlike that BLACKPANTHER who satisfies me completely. Mississippi mud pie was found to be hallucinogenic, ideal when looking at bp's coupon,because it's 50% off a tin of pickled porcupine balls, which taste great, when served with boiled dog turd and peas pudding. Charlie Chan once ate 218 marshmallows in the hot tub before he slapped a speeding-ticket on Richard Brunstrom's inflated 4speed strawberry flavoured condom. Then he slapped a 5th word on to comply with the bikers code of "National speed limit=flat out". All bikers comply, even when can't hit 50 ( 125 owners! ) so they use elastic towropes attatched to Exocet missiles. Unfortunately, stretching snaps the rope and the bike lands up Spree's back hallway which was like a palace, 'cos he makes millions from 'Never Ending Story', but complains about the cost of footing the forum meet-up bill. He's so rich he uses Fairy liquid to wash his disposable income, then burns it because it's cheaper than the laundry. He blows £65,000 yearly on Fairy Liquid then recycles it into whisky, gets pissed, then throws up over anyone who uses lotsa smilies. Chief Inspector Rerb draws his own so there. Meanwhile, somewhere near Wigan, |
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| | #438 (permalink) |
| Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Doncaster
Posts: 383
| Re: The never ending story BLACKPANTHER instantly chucked his muck, wearing tartan and a sporran, anyway this is not a chat forum so continue the story or bugger off shrieked a very naughty girl. Andy Stewart shouted 'hockthebloodynoo haggislickingood...... my timing's crap, "aint that the truth" said the unfulfilled nymph mopping up Amy Winehouses vomit, which included Sarah Harding's green viginal discharge. Sarah hated Rocks, "He smells, perfectly beautiful" unlike that BLACKPANTHER who satisfies me completely. Mississippi mud pie was found to be hallucinogenic, ideal when looking at bp's coupon,because it's 50% off a tin of pickled porcupine balls, which taste great, when served with boiled dog turd and peas pudding. Charlie Chan once ate 218 marshmallows in the hot tub before he slapped a speeding-ticket on Richard Brunstrom's inflated 4speed strawberry flavoured condom. Then he slapped a 5th word on to comply with the bikers code of "National speed limit=flat out". All bikers comply, even when can't hit 50 ( 125 owners! ) so they use elastic towropes attatched to Exocet missiles. Unfortunately, stretching snaps the rope and the bike lands up Spree's back hallway which was like a palace, 'cos he makes millions from 'Never Ending Story', but complains about the cost of footing the forum meet-up bill. He's so rich he uses Fairy liquid to wash his disposable income, then burns it because it's cheaper than the laundry. He blows £65,000 yearly on Fairy Liquid then recycles it into whisky, gets pissed, then throws up over anyone who uses lotsa smilies. Chief Inspector Rerb draws his own so there. Meanwhile, somewhere near Wigan, nothing happened, so went to |
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| | #439 (permalink) |
| Moderator Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Near Hornsea,on the East Yorkshire coast
Posts: 9,403
| Re: The never ending story BLACKPANTHER instantly chucked his muck, wearing tartan and a sporran, anyway this is not a chat forum so continue the story or bugger off shrieked a very naughty girl. Andy Stewart shouted 'hockthebloodynoo haggislickingood...... my timing's crap, "aint that the truth" said the unfulfilled nymph mopping up Amy Winehouses vomit, which included Sarah Harding's green viginal discharge. Sarah hated Rocks, "He smells, perfectly beautiful" unlike that BLACKPANTHER who satisfies me completely. Mississippi mud pie was found to be hallucinogenic, ideal when looking at bp's coupon,because it's 50% off a tin of pickled porcupine balls, which taste great, when served with boiled dog turd and peas pudding. Charlie Chan once ate 218 marshmallows in the hot tub before he slapped a speeding-ticket on Richard Brunstrom's inflated 4speed strawberry flavoured condom. Then he slapped a 5th word on to comply with the bikers code of "National speed limit=flat out". All bikers comply, even when can't hit 50 ( 125 owners! ) so they use elastic towropes attatched to Exocet missiles. Unfortunately, stretching snaps the rope and the bike lands up Spree's back hallway which was like a palace, 'cos he makes millions from 'Never Ending Story', but complains about the cost of footing the forum meet-up bill. He's so rich he uses Fairy liquid to wash his disposable income, then burns it because it's cheaper than the laundry. He blows £65,000 yearly on Fairy Liquid then recycles it into whisky, gets pissed, then throws up over anyone who uses lotsa smilies. Chief Inspector Rerb draws his own so there. Meanwhile, somewhere near Wigan, nothing happened, so went to the chippy for whale with |
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| | #440 (permalink) |
| Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Doncaster
Posts: 383
| Re: The never ending story BLACKPANTHER instantly chucked his muck, wearing tartan and a sporran, anyway this is not a chat forum so continue the story or bugger off shrieked a very naughty girl. Andy Stewart shouted 'hockthebloodynoo haggislickingood...... my timing's crap, "aint that the truth" said the unfulfilled nymph mopping up Amy Winehouses vomit, which included Sarah Harding's green viginal discharge. Sarah hated Rocks, "He smells, perfectly beautiful" unlike that BLACKPANTHER who satisfies me completely. Mississippi mud pie was found to be hallucinogenic, ideal when looking at bp's coupon,because it's 50% off a tin of pickled porcupine balls, which taste great, when served with boiled dog turd and peas pudding. Charlie Chan once ate 218 marshmallows in the hot tub before he slapped a speeding-ticket on Richard Brunstrom's inflated 4speed strawberry flavoured condom. Then he slapped a 5th word on to comply with the bikers code of "National speed limit=flat out". All bikers comply, even when can't hit 50 ( 125 owners! ) so they use elastic towropes attatched to Exocet missiles. Unfortunately, stretching snaps the rope and the bike lands up Spree's back hallway which was like a palace, 'cos he makes millions from 'Never Ending Story', but complains about the cost of footing the forum meet-up bill. He's so rich he uses Fairy liquid to wash his disposable income, then burns it because it's cheaper than the laundry. He blows £65,000 yearly on Fairy Liquid then recycles it into whisky, gets pissed, then throws up over anyone who uses lotsa smilies. Chief Inspector Rerb draws his own so there. Meanwhile, somewhere near Wigan, nothing happened, so went to the chippy for whale with mountains of sloppy pea's and |
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