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| Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: nearish to scarborough
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| Re: The never ending story Back at the ranch Miss Whiplash sharpened up her new set of forks and stuck them in rerbs weather report. The report screamed " I want tying up, and sailed off in his submarine made from gaffer tape and tampon tubes for torpedo's with sherbert lemon missiles to launch at Ducati owners, who think Hondakawiyammisuzukidavidsons are crap! The Hondakawiyammisuzukidavidsons riders ride 'real' bikes, not 125's. However, some only think they look like elephants testicles covered in Hardleymovingsons crappy decal stickers. The stickers actually hold the rest of the components together with haggis droppings and blackpudding but if it wasn't for the sexy nurses wearing thongs and buttered bras it could have been a nuns day trip to Conisbrough Castle, place of wonder and excitment due to it being full of ladies dressed in lesbian attire and using strange shaped objects to pound their husbands into submission. Then, using sticky backed plastic to cover their mouths, to stop their mouths being uncovered, they spread honey and dead wasps over the plastic, baiting the Yamaha owners with Hondas. Apricots are just like hondas, gooey tacky bikes with no definition, cute riders love em soft and squidgy because thats how the laydees like men. not the laydees i know yelled the haggis, they like beefy,meaty things that stand up without scafolding and can take your eye out from six foot. The leather bar which was clammy from being held in the sticky hand of arm of welly wearing armadillos and gorillas, was thrust up Rocks left nostril in a shower |
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| | #492 (permalink) |
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| Re: The never ending story Back at the ranch Miss Whiplash sharpened up her new set of forks and stuck them in rerbs weather report. The report screamed " I want tying up, and sailed off in his submarine made from gaffer tape and tampon tubes for torpedo's with sherbert lemon missiles to launch at Ducati owners, who think Hondakawiyammisuzukidavidsons are crap! The Hondakawiyammisuzukidavidsons riders ride 'real' bikes, not 125's. However, some only think they look like elephants testicles covered in Hardleymovingsons crappy decal stickers. The stickers actually hold the rest of the components together with haggis droppings and blackpudding but if it wasn't for the sexy nurses wearing thongs and buttered bras it could have been a nuns day trip to Conisbrough Castle, place of wonder and excitment due to it being full of ladies dressed in lesbian attire and using strange shaped objects to pound their husbands into submission. Then, using sticky backed plastic to cover their mouths, to stop their mouths being uncovered, they spread honey and dead wasps over the plastic, baiting the Yamaha owners with Hondas. Apricots are just like hondas, gooey tacky bikes with no definition, cute riders love em soft and squidgy because thats how the laydees like men. not the laydees i know yelled the haggis, they like beefy,meaty things that stand up without scafolding and can take your eye out from six foot. The leather bar which was clammy from being held in the sticky hand of arm of welly wearing armadillos and gorillas, was thrust up Rocks left nostril in a shower of the 'golden' kind. He |
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| | #493 (permalink) |
| Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: nearish to scarborough
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| Re: The never ending story Back at the ranch Miss Whiplash sharpened up her new set of forks and stuck them in rerbs weather report. The report screamed " I want tying up, and sailed off in his submarine made from gaffer tape and tampon tubes for torpedo's with sherbert lemon missiles to launch at Ducati owners, who think Hondakawiyammisuzukidavidsons are crap! The Hondakawiyammisuzukidavidsons riders ride 'real' bikes, not 125's. However, some only think they look like elephants testicles covered in Hardleymovingsons crappy decal stickers. The stickers actually hold the rest of the components together with haggis droppings and blackpudding but if it wasn't for the sexy nurses wearing thongs and buttered bras it could have been a nuns day trip to Conisbrough Castle, place of wonder and excitment due to it being full of ladies dressed in lesbian attire and using strange shaped objects to pound their husbands into submission. Then, using sticky backed plastic to cover their mouths, to stop their mouths being uncovered, they spread honey and dead wasps over the plastic, baiting the Yamaha owners with Hondas. Apricots are just like hondas, gooey tacky bikes with no definition, cute riders love em soft and squidgy because thats how the laydees like men. not the laydees i know yelled the haggis, they like beefy,meaty things that stand up without scafolding and can take your eye out from six foot. The leather bar which was clammy from being held in the sticky hand of arm of welly wearing armadillos and gorillas, was thrust up Rocks left nostril in a shower of the 'golden' kind. He gyrated his hips suggestively |
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| Re: The never ending story Back at the ranch Miss Whiplash sharpened up her new set of forks and stuck them in rerbs weather report. The report screamed " I want tying up, and sailed off in his submarine made from gaffer tape and tampon tubes for torpedo's with sherbert lemon missiles to launch at Ducati owners, who think Hondakawiyammisuzukidavidsons are crap! The Hondakawiyammisuzukidavidsons riders ride 'real' bikes, not 125's. However, some only think they look like elephants testicles covered in Hardleymovingsons crappy decal stickers. The stickers actually hold the rest of the components together with haggis droppings and blackpudding but if it wasn't for the sexy nurses wearing thongs and buttered bras it could have been a nuns day trip to Conisbrough Castle, place of wonder and excitment due to it being full of ladies dressed in lesbian attire and using strange shaped objects to pound their husbands into submission. Then, using sticky backed plastic to cover their mouths, to stop their mouths being uncovered, they spread honey and dead wasps over the plastic, baiting the Yamaha owners with Hondas. Apricots are just like hondas, gooey tacky bikes with no definition, cute riders love em soft and squidgy because thats how the laydees like men. not the laydees i know yelled the haggis, they like beefy,meaty things that stand up without scafolding and can take your eye out from six foot. The leather bar which was clammy from being held in the sticky hand of arm of welly wearing armadillos and gorillas, was thrust up Rocks left nostril in a shower of the 'golden' kind. He gyrated his hips suggestively at the hairy biker, who'd dropped |
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| Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: nearish to scarborough
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| Re: The never ending story Back at the ranch Miss Whiplash sharpened up her new set of forks and stuck them in rerbs weather report. The report screamed " I want tying up, and sailed off in his submarine made from gaffer tape and tampon tubes for torpedo's with sherbert lemon missiles to launch at Ducati owners, who think Hondakawiyammisuzukidavidsons are crap! The Hondakawiyammisuzukidavidsons riders ride 'real' bikes, not 125's. However, some only think they look like elephants testicles covered in Hardleymovingsons crappy decal stickers. The stickers actually hold the rest of the components together with haggis droppings and blackpudding but if it wasn't for the sexy nurses wearing thongs and buttered bras it could have been a nuns day trip to Conisbrough Castle, place of wonder and excitment due to it being full of ladies dressed in lesbian attire and using strange shaped objects to pound their husbands into submission. Then, using sticky backed plastic to cover their mouths, to stop their mouths being uncovered, they spread honey and dead wasps over the plastic, baiting the Yamaha owners with Hondas. Apricots are just like hondas, gooey tacky bikes with no definition, cute riders love em soft and squidgy because thats how the laydees like men. not the laydees i know yelled the haggis, they like beefy,meaty things that stand up without scafolding and can take your eye out from six foot. The leather bar which was clammy from being held in the sticky hand of arm of welly wearing armadillos and gorillas, was thrust up Rocks left nostril in a shower of the 'golden' kind. He gyrated his hips suggestively at the hairy biker, who'd dropped his aitches along with his |
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| Re: The never ending story Back at the ranch Miss Whiplash sharpened up her new set of forks and stuck them in rerbs weather report. The report screamed " I want tying up, and sailed off in his submarine made from gaffer tape and tampon tubes for torpedo's with sherbert lemon missiles to launch at Ducati owners, who think Hondakawiyammisuzukidavidsons are crap! The Hondakawiyammisuzukidavidsons riders ride 'real' bikes, not 125's. However, some only think they look like elephants testicles covered in Hardleymovingsons crappy decal stickers. The stickers actually hold the rest of the components together with haggis droppings and blackpudding but if it wasn't for the sexy nurses wearing thongs and buttered bras it could have been a nuns day trip to Conisbrough Castle, place of wonder and excitment due to it being full of ladies dressed in lesbian attire and using strange shaped objects to pound their husbands into submission. Then, using sticky backed plastic to cover their mouths, to stop their mouths being uncovered, they spread honey and dead wasps over the plastic, baiting the Yamaha owners with Hondas. Apricots are just like hondas, gooey tacky bikes with no definition, cute riders love em soft and squidgy because thats how the laydees like men. not the laydees i know yelled the haggis, they like beefy,meaty things that stand up without scafolding and can take your eye out from six foot. The leather bar which was clammy from being held in the sticky hand of arm of welly wearing armadillos and gorillas, was thrust up Rocks left nostril in a shower of the 'golden' kind. He gyrated his hips suggestively at the hairy biker, who'd dropped his aitches along with his pants. Rocks knelt down and |
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| Moderator Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Near Hornsea,on the East Yorkshire coast
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| Re: The never ending story Back at the ranch Miss Whiplash sharpened up her new set of forks and stuck them in rerbs weather report. The report screamed " I want tying up, and sailed off in his submarine made from gaffer tape and tampon tubes for torpedo's with sherbert lemon missiles to launch at Ducati owners, who think Hondakawiyammisuzukidavidsons are crap! The Hondakawiyammisuzukidavidsons riders ride 'real' bikes, not 125's. However, some only think they look like elephants testicles covered in Hardleymovingsons crappy decal stickers. The stickers actually hold the rest of the components together with haggis droppings and blackpudding but if it wasn't for the sexy nurses wearing thongs and buttered bras it could have been a nuns day trip to Conisbrough Castle, place of wonder and excitment due to it being full of ladies dressed in lesbian attire and using strange shaped objects to pound their husbands into submission. Then, using sticky backed plastic to cover their mouths, to stop their mouths being uncovered, they spread honey and dead wasps over the plastic, baiting the Yamaha owners with Hondas. Apricots are just like hondas, gooey tacky bikes with no definition, cute riders love em soft and squidgy because thats how the laydees like men. not the laydees i know yelled the haggis, they like beefy,meaty things that stand up without scafolding and can take your eye out from six foot. The leather bar which was clammy from being held in the sticky hand of arm of welly wearing armadillos and gorillas, was thrust up Rocks left nostril in a shower of the 'golden' kind. He gyrated his hips suggestively at the hairy biker, who'd dropped his aitches along with his pants. Rocks knelt down and looked at what he'd squashed, |
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| Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Cleveland
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| Re: The never ending story Back at the ranch Miss Whiplash sharpened up her new set of forks and stuck them in rerbs weather report. The report screamed " I want tying up, and sailed off in his submarine made from gaffer tape and tampon tubes for torpedo's with sherbert lemon missiles to launch at Ducati owners, who think Hondakawiyammisuzukidavidsons are crap! The Hondakawiyammisuzukidavidsons riders ride 'real' bikes, not 125's. However, some only think they look like elephants testicles covered in Hardleymovingsons crappy decal stickers. The stickers actually hold the rest of the components together with haggis droppings and blackpudding but if it wasn't for the sexy nurses wearing thongs and buttered bras it could have been a nuns day trip to Conisbrough Castle, place of wonder and excitment due to it being full of ladies dressed in lesbian attire and using strange shaped objects to pound their husbands into submission. Then, using sticky backed plastic to cover their mouths, to stop their mouths being uncovered, they spread honey and dead wasps over the plastic, baiting the Yamaha owners with Hondas. Apricots are just like hondas, gooey tacky bikes with no definition, cute riders love em soft and squidgy because thats how the laydees like men. not the laydees i know yelled the haggis, they like beefy,meaty things that stand up without scafolding and can take your eye out from six foot. The leather bar which was clammy from being held in the sticky hand of arm of welly wearing armadillos and gorillas, was thrust up Rocks left nostril in a shower of the 'golden' kind. He gyrated his hips suggestively at the hairy biker, who'd dropped his aitches along with his pants. Rocks knelt down and looked at what he'd squashed, and found it to be |
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| Moderator Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Near Hornsea,on the East Yorkshire coast
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| Re: The never ending story Back at the ranch Miss Whiplash sharpened up her new set of forks and stuck them in rerbs weather report. The report screamed " I want tying up, and sailed off in his submarine made from gaffer tape and tampon tubes for torpedo's with sherbert lemon missiles to launch at Ducati owners, who think Hondakawiyammisuzukidavidsons are crap! The Hondakawiyammisuzukidavidsons riders ride 'real' bikes, not 125's. However, some only think they look like elephants testicles covered in Hardleymovingsons crappy decal stickers. The stickers actually hold the rest of the components together with haggis droppings and blackpudding but if it wasn't for the sexy nurses wearing thongs and buttered bras it could have been a nuns day trip to Conisbrough Castle, place of wonder and excitment due to it being full of ladies dressed in lesbian attire and using strange shaped objects to pound their husbands into submission. Then, using sticky backed plastic to cover their mouths, to stop their mouths being uncovered, they spread honey and dead wasps over the plastic, baiting the Yamaha owners with Hondas. Apricots are just like hondas, gooey tacky bikes with no definition, cute riders love em soft and squidgy because thats how the laydees like men. not the laydees i know yelled the haggis, they like beefy,meaty things that stand up without scafolding and can take your eye out from six foot. The leather bar which was clammy from being held in the sticky hand of arm of welly wearing armadillos and gorillas, was thrust up Rocks left nostril in a shower of the 'golden' kind. He gyrated his hips suggestively at the hairy biker, who'd dropped his aitches along with his pants. Rocks knelt down and looked at what he'd squashed, and found it to be Shaun the sheep who bit |
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| Re: The never ending story Back at the ranch Miss Whiplash sharpened up her new set of forks and stuck them in rerbs weather report. The report screamed " I want tying up, and sailed off in his submarine made from gaffer tape and tampon tubes for torpedo's with sherbert lemon missiles to launch at Ducati owners, who think Hondakawiyammisuzukidavidsons are crap! The Hondakawiyammisuzukidavidsons riders ride 'real' bikes, not 125's. However, some only think they look like elephants testicles covered in Hardleymovingsons crappy decal stickers. The stickers actually hold the rest of the components together with haggis droppings and blackpudding but if it wasn't for the sexy nurses wearing thongs and buttered bras it could have been a nuns day trip to Conisbrough Castle, place of wonder and excitment due to it being full of ladies dressed in lesbian attire and using strange shaped objects to pound their husbands into submission. Then, using sticky backed plastic to cover their mouths, to stop their mouths being uncovered, they spread honey and dead wasps over the plastic, baiting the Yamaha owners with Hondas. Apricots are just like hondas, gooey tacky bikes with no definition, cute riders love em soft and squidgy because thats how the laydees like men. not the laydees i know yelled the haggis, they like beefy,meaty things that stand up without scafolding and can take your eye out from six foot. The leather bar which was clammy from being held in the sticky hand of arm of welly wearing armadillos and gorillas, was thrust up Rocks left nostril in a shower of the 'golden' kind. He gyrated his hips suggestively at the hairy biker, who'd dropped his aitches along with his pants. Rocks knelt down and looked at what he'd squashed, and found it to be Shaun the sheep who bit his left testicle right off. |
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