The never ending story

[grotbag]

Back at the ranch Miss Whiplash sharpened up her new set of forks and stuck them in rerbs weather report. The report screamed " I want tying up, and sailed off in his submarine made from gaffer tape and tampon tubes for torpedo's with sherbert lemon missiles to launch at Ducati owners, who think Hondakawiyammisuzukidavidsons are crap!
The Hondakawiyammisuzukidavidsons riders ride 'real' bikes, not 125's.
However, some only think they look like elephants testicles covered in Hardleymovingsons crappy decal stickers. The stickers actually hold the rest of the components together with haggis droppings and blackpudding but if it wasn't for the sexy nurses wearing thongs and buttered bras it could have been a nuns day trip to Conisbrough Castle, place of wonder and excitment due to it being full of ladies dressed in lesbian attire and using strange shaped objects to pound their husbands into submission. Then, using sticky backed plastic to cover their mouths, to stop their mouths being uncovered, they spread honey and dead wasps over the plastic, baiting the Yamaha owners with Hondas. Apricots are just like hondas, gooey tacky bikes with no definition, cute riders love em soft and squidgy because thats how the laydees like men. not the laydees i know yelled the haggis, they like beefy,meaty things that stand up without scafolding and can take your eye out from six foot.
The leather bar which was clammy from being held in the sticky hand of arm of welly wearing armadillos and gorillas, was thrust up Rocks left nostril in a shower of the 'golden' kind. He gyrated his hips suggestively at the hairy biker, who'd dropped his aitches along with his pants. Rocks knelt down and looked at what he'd squashed, and found it to be Shaun the sheep who bit his left testicle right off, then spat a rant about how it tasted like a well used shammy leather, then he decided to chop off the scraggy end which looked like Anthea turners right leg, borrowed from Heather Mills, who was hopping mad that it still had a biker boot, which she pushed up her jumper. "Who needs silicone when

[BLACKPANTHER]

Back at the ranch Miss Whiplash sharpened up her new set of forks and stuck them in rerbs weather report. The report screamed " I want tying up, and sailed off in his submarine made from gaffer tape and tampon tubes for torpedo's with sherbert lemon missiles to launch at Ducati owners, who think Hondakawiyammisuzukidavidsons are crap!
The Hondakawiyammisuzukidavidsons riders ride 'real' bikes, not 125's.
However, some only think they look like elephants testicles covered in Hardleymovingsons crappy decal stickers. The stickers actually hold the rest of the components together with haggis droppings and blackpudding but if it wasn't for the sexy nurses wearing thongs and buttered bras it could have been a nuns day trip to Conisbrough Castle, place of wonder and excitment due to it being full of ladies dressed in lesbian attire and using strange shaped objects to pound their husbands into submission. Then, using sticky backed plastic to cover their mouths, to stop their mouths being uncovered, they spread honey and dead wasps over the plastic, baiting the Yamaha owners with Hondas. Apricots are just like hondas, gooey tacky bikes with no definition, cute riders love em soft and squidgy because thats how the laydees like men. not the laydees i know yelled the haggis, they like beefy,meaty things that stand up without scafolding and can take your eye out from six foot.
The leather bar which was clammy from being held in the sticky hand of arm of welly wearing armadillos and gorillas, was thrust up Rocks left nostril in a shower of the 'golden' kind. He gyrated his hips suggestively at the hairy biker, who'd dropped his aitches along with his pants. Rocks knelt down and looked at what he'd squashed, and found it to be Shaun the sheep who bit his left testicle right off, then spat a rant about how it tasted like a well used shammy leather, then he decided to chop off the scraggy end which looked like Anthea turners right leg, borrowed from Heather Mills, who was hopping mad that it still had a biker boot, which she pushed up her jumper. "Who needs silicone when you're size 38FF". She took

[grotbag]

Back at the ranch Miss Whiplash sharpened up her new set of forks and stuck them in rerbs weather report. The report screamed " I want tying up, and sailed off in his submarine made from gaffer tape and tampon tubes for torpedo's with sherbert lemon missiles to launch at Ducati owners, who think Hondakawiyammisuzukidavidsons are crap!
The Hondakawiyammisuzukidavidsons riders ride 'real' bikes, not 125's.
However, some only think they look like elephants testicles covered in Hardleymovingsons crappy decal stickers. The stickers actually hold the rest of the components together with haggis droppings and blackpudding but if it wasn't for the sexy nurses wearing thongs and buttered bras it could have been a nuns day trip to Conisbrough Castle, place of wonder and excitment due to it being full of ladies dressed in lesbian attire and using strange shaped objects to pound their husbands into submission. Then, using sticky backed plastic to cover their mouths, to stop their mouths being uncovered, they spread honey and dead wasps over the plastic, baiting the Yamaha owners with Hondas. Apricots are just like hondas, gooey tacky bikes with no definition, cute riders love em soft and squidgy because thats how the laydees like men. not the laydees i know yelled the haggis, they like beefy,meaty things that stand up without scafolding and can take your eye out from six foot.
The leather bar which was clammy from being held in the sticky hand of arm of welly wearing armadillos and gorillas, was thrust up Rocks left nostril in a shower of the 'golden' kind. He gyrated his hips suggestively at the hairy biker, who'd dropped his aitches along with his pants. Rocks knelt down and looked at what he'd squashed, and found it to be Shaun the sheep who bit his left testicle right off, then spat a rant about how it tasted like a well used shammy leather, then he decided to chop off the scraggy end which looked like Anthea turners right leg, borrowed from Heather Mills, who was hopping mad that it still had a biker boot, which she pushed up her jumper. "Who needs silicone when you're size 38FF". She took off her jumper and knocked over a

[davethemonkey]

Back at the ranch Miss Whiplash sharpened up her new set of forks and stuck them in rerbs weather report. The report screamed " I want tying up, and sailed off in his submarine made from gaffer tape and tampon tubes for torpedo's with sherbert lemon missiles to launch at Ducati owners, who think Hondakawiyammisuzukidavidsons are crap!
The Hondakawiyammisuzukidavidsons riders ride 'real' bikes, not 125's.
However, some only think they look like elephants testicles covered in Hardleymovingsons crappy decal stickers. The stickers actually hold the rest of the components together with haggis droppings and blackpudding but if it wasn't for the sexy nurses wearing thongs and buttered bras it could have been a nuns day trip to Conisbrough Castle, place of wonder and excitment due to it being full of ladies dressed in lesbian attire and using strange shaped objects to pound their husbands into submission. Then, using sticky backed plastic to cover their mouths, to stop their mouths being uncovered, they spread honey and dead wasps over the plastic, baiting the Yamaha owners with Hondas. Apricots are just like hondas, gooey tacky bikes with no definition, cute riders love em soft and squidgy because thats how the laydees like men. not the laydees i know yelled the haggis, they like beefy,meaty things that stand up without scafolding and can take your eye out from six foot.
The leather bar which was clammy from being held in the sticky hand of arm of welly wearing armadillos and gorillas, was thrust up Rocks left nostril in a shower of the 'golden' kind. He gyrated his hips suggestively at the hairy biker, who'd dropped his aitches along with his pants. Rocks knelt down and looked at what he'd squashed, and found it to be Shaun the sheep who bit his left testicle right off, then spat a rant about how it tasted like a well used shammy leather, then he decided to chop off the scraggy end which looked like Anthea turners right leg, borrowed from Heather Mills, who was hopping mad that it still had a biker boot, which she pushed up her jumper. "Who needs silicone when you're size 38FF". She took off her jumper and knocked over a bank to fund her new habit for

[grotbag]

Back at the ranch Miss Whiplash sharpened up her new set of forks and stuck them in rerbs weather report. The report screamed " I want tying up, and sailed off in his submarine made from gaffer tape and tampon tubes for torpedo's with sherbert lemon missiles to launch at Ducati owners, who think Hondakawiyammisuzukidavidsons are crap!
The Hondakawiyammisuzukidavidsons riders ride 'real' bikes, not 125's.
However, some only think they look like elephants testicles covered in Hardleymovingsons crappy decal stickers. The stickers actually hold the rest of the components together with haggis droppings and blackpudding but if it wasn't for the sexy nurses wearing thongs and buttered bras it could have been a nuns day trip to Conisbrough Castle, place of wonder and excitment due to it being full of ladies dressed in lesbian attire and using strange shaped objects to pound their husbands into submission. Then, using sticky backed plastic to cover their mouths, to stop their mouths being uncovered, they spread honey and dead wasps over the plastic, baiting the Yamaha owners with Hondas. Apricots are just like hondas, gooey tacky bikes with no definition, cute riders love em soft and squidgy because thats how the laydees like men. not the laydees i know yelled the haggis, they like beefy,meaty things that stand up without scafolding and can take your eye out from six foot.
The leather bar which was clammy from being held in the sticky hand of arm of welly wearing armadillos and gorillas, was thrust up Rocks left nostril in a shower of the 'golden' kind. He gyrated his hips suggestively at the hairy biker, who'd dropped his aitches along with his pants. Rocks knelt down and looked at what he'd squashed, and found it to be Shaun the sheep who bit his left testicle right off, then spat a rant about how it tasted like a well used shammy leather, then he decided to chop off the scraggy end which looked like Anthea turners right leg, borrowed from Heather Mills, who was hopping mad that it still had a biker boot, which she pushed up her jumper. "Who needs silicone when you're size 38FF". She took off her jumper and knocked over a bank to fund her new habit for biker boots with 6" heels

[BLACKPANTHER]

Back at the ranch Miss Whiplash sharpened up her new set of forks and stuck them in rerbs weather report. The report screamed " I want tying up, and sailed off in his submarine made from gaffer tape and tampon tubes for torpedo's with sherbert lemon missiles to launch at Ducati owners, who think Hondakawiyammisuzukidavidsons are crap!
The Hondakawiyammisuzukidavidsons riders ride 'real' bikes, not 125's.
However, some only think they look like elephants testicles covered in Hardleymovingsons crappy decal stickers. The stickers actually hold the rest of the components together with haggis droppings and blackpudding but if it wasn't for the sexy nurses wearing thongs and buttered bras it could have been a nuns day trip to Conisbrough Castle, place of wonder and excitment due to it being full of ladies dressed in lesbian attire and using strange shaped objects to pound their husbands into submission. Then, using sticky backed plastic to cover their mouths, to stop their mouths being uncovered, they spread honey and dead wasps over the plastic, baiting the Yamaha owners with Hondas. Apricots are just like hondas, gooey tacky bikes with no definition, cute riders love em soft and squidgy because thats how the laydees like men. not the laydees i know yelled the haggis, they like beefy,meaty things that stand up without scafolding and can take your eye out from six foot.
The leather bar which was clammy from being held in the sticky hand of arm of welly wearing armadillos and gorillas, was thrust up Rocks left nostril in a shower of the 'golden' kind. He gyrated his hips suggestively at the hairy biker, who'd dropped his aitches along with his pants. Rocks knelt down and looked at what he'd squashed, and found it to be Shaun the sheep who bit his left testicle right off, then spat a rant about how it tasted like a well used shammy leather, then he decided to chop off the scraggy end which looked like Anthea turners right leg, borrowed from Heather Mills, who was hopping mad that it still had a biker boot, which she pushed up her jumper. "Who needs silicone when you're size 38FF". She took off her jumper and knocked over a bank to fund her new habit for biker boots with 6" heels, each containing six, 6inch eels.

[grotbag]

The leather bar which was clammy from being held in the sticky hand of arm of welly wearing armadillos and gorillas, was thrust up Rocks left nostril in a shower of the 'golden' kind. He gyrated his hips suggestively at the hairy biker, who'd dropped his aitches along with his pants. Rocks knelt down and looked at what he'd squashed, and found it to be Shaun the sheep who bit his left testicle right off, then spat a rant about how it tasted like a well used shammy leather, then he decided to chop off the scraggy end which looked like Anthea turners right leg, borrowed from Heather Mills, who was hopping mad that it still had a biker boot, which she pushed up her jumper. "Who needs silicone when you're size 38FF". She took off her jumper and knocked over a bank to fund her new habit for biker boots with 6" heels, each containing six, 6inch eels.
The eel were fluorescent pink

[druidsam]

The leather bar which was clammy from being held in the sticky hand of arm of welly wearing armadillos and gorillas, was thrust up Rocks left nostril in a shower of the 'golden' kind. He gyrated his hips suggestively at the hairy biker, who'd dropped his aitches along with his pants. Rocks knelt down and looked at what he'd squashed, and found it to be Shaun the sheep who bit his left testicle right off, then spat a rant about how it tasted like a well used shammy leather, then he decided to chop off the scraggy end which looked like Anthea turners right leg, borrowed from Heather Mills, who was hopping mad that it still had a biker boot, which she pushed up her jumper. "Who needs silicone when you're size 38FF". She took off her jumper and knocked over a bank to fund her new habit for biker boots with 6" heels, each containing six, 6inch eels.
The eel were fluorescent pink and looked like they were

[grotbag]

The leather bar which was clammy from being held in the sticky hand of arm of welly wearing armadillos and gorillas, was thrust up Rocks left nostril in a shower of the 'golden' kind. He gyrated his hips suggestively at the hairy biker, who'd dropped his aitches along with his pants. Rocks knelt down and looked at what he'd squashed, and found it to be Shaun the sheep who bit his left testicle right off, then spat a rant about how it tasted like a well used shammy leather, then he decided to chop off the scraggy end which looked like Anthea turners right leg, borrowed from Heather Mills, who was hopping mad that it still had a biker boot, which she pushed up her jumper. "Who needs silicone when you're size 38FF". She took off her jumper and knocked over a bank to fund her new habit for biker boots with 6" heels, each containing six, 6inch eels.
The eel were fluorescent pink and looked like they were mates of Barbie and Ken


The Biker Forum Prize Quiz - 22nd - 24th August 2008

[BLACKPANTHER]

The leather bar which was clammy from being held in the sticky hand of arm of welly wearing armadillos and gorillas, was thrust up Rocks left nostril in a shower of the 'golden' kind. He gyrated his hips suggestively at the hairy biker, who'd dropped his aitches along with his pants. Rocks knelt down and looked at what he'd squashed, and found it to be Shaun the sheep who bit his left testicle right off, then spat a rant about how it tasted like a well used shammy leather, then he decided to chop off the scraggy end which looked like Anthea turners right leg, borrowed from Heather Mills, who was hopping mad that it still had a biker boot, which she pushed up her jumper. "Who needs silicone when you're size 38FF". She took off her jumper and knocked over a bank to fund her new habit for biker boots with 6" heels, each containing six, 6inch eels.
The eel were fluorescent pink and looked like they were mates of Barbie and Ken. Barbie divorced Ken after discovering