The never ending story

[druidsam]

The leather bar which was clammy from being held in the sticky hand of arm of welly wearing armadillos and gorillas, was thrust up Rocks left nostril in a shower of the 'golden' kind. He gyrated his hips suggestively at the hairy biker, who'd dropped his aitches along with his pants. Rocks knelt down and looked at what he'd squashed, and found it to be Shaun the sheep who bit his left testicle right off, then spat a rant about how it tasted like a well used shammy leather, then he decided to chop off the scraggy end which looked like Anthea turners right leg, borrowed from Heather Mills, who was hopping mad that it still had a biker boot, which she pushed up her jumper. "Who needs silicone when you're size 38FF". She took off her jumper and knocked over a bank to fund her new habit for biker boots with 6" heels, each containing six, 6inch eels.
The eel were fluorescent pink and looked like they were mates of Barbie and Ken. Barbie divorced Ken after discovering that he dressed in clingfilm, drugged Barbies sister Lindsey, and had a Gay affair with action Man after buying Sindy a pink pair of chaps with the arse cut out, as chaps have, for airflow and to allow farts free range. As the farts traveled at a greater speed than BlackPanther chasing Rocks, because rocks belly kept bouncing

[grotbag]

The leather bar which was clammy from being held in the sticky hand of arm of welly wearing armadillos and gorillas, was thrust up Rocks left nostril in a shower of the 'golden' kind. He gyrated his hips suggestively at the hairy biker, who'd dropped his aitches along with his pants. Rocks knelt down and looked at what he'd squashed, and found it to be Shaun the sheep who bit his left testicle right off, then spat a rant about how it tasted like a well used shammy leather, then he decided to chop off the scraggy end which looked like Anthea turners right leg, borrowed from Heather Mills, who was hopping mad that it still had a biker boot, which she pushed up her jumper. "Who needs silicone when you're size 38FF". She took off her jumper and knocked over a bank to fund her new habit for biker boots with 6" heels, each containing six, 6inch eels.
The eel were fluorescent pink and looked like they were mates of Barbie and Ken. Barbie divorced Ken after discovering that he dressed in clingfilm, drugged Barbies sister Lindsey, and had a Gay affair with action Man after buying Sindy a pink pair of chaps with the arse cut out, as chaps have, for airflow and to allow farts free range. As the farts traveled at a greater speed than BlackPanther chasing Rocks, because rocks belly kept bouncing more than BlackPanther's and the

[heavenlees]

The leather bar which was clammy from being held in the sticky hand of arm of welly wearing armadillos and gorillas, was thrust up Rocks left nostril in a shower of the 'golden' kind. He gyrated his hips suggestively at the hairy biker, who'd dropped his aitches along with his pants. Rocks knelt down and looked at what he'd squashed, and found it to be Shaun the sheep who bit his left testicle right off, then spat a rant about how it tasted like a well used shammy leather, then he decided to chop off the scraggy end which looked like Anthea turners right leg, borrowed from Heather Mills, who was hopping mad that it still had a biker boot, which she pushed up her jumper. "Who needs silicone when you're size 38FF". She took off her jumper and knocked over a bank to fund her new habit for biker boots with 6" heels, each containing six, 6inch eels.
The eel were fluorescent pink and looked like they were mates of Barbie and Ken. Barbie divorced Ken after discovering that he dressed in clingfilm, drugged Barbies sister Lindsey, and had a Gay affair with action Man after buying Sindy a pink pair of chaps with the arse cut out, as chaps have, for airflow and to allow farts free range. As the farts traveled at a greater speed than BlackPanther chasing Rocks, because rocks belly kept bouncing more than BlackPanther's and the smell was really getting bad

[grotbag]

The leather bar which was clammy from being held in the sticky hand of arm of welly wearing armadillos and gorillas, was thrust up Rocks left nostril in a shower of the 'golden' kind. He gyrated his hips suggestively at the hairy biker, who'd dropped his aitches along with his pants. Rocks knelt down and looked at what he'd squashed, and found it to be Shaun the sheep who bit his left testicle right off, then spat a rant about how it tasted like a well used shammy leather, then he decided to chop off the scraggy end which looked like Anthea turners right leg, borrowed from Heather Mills, who was hopping mad that it still had a biker boot, which she pushed up her jumper. "Who needs silicone when you're size 38FF". She took off her jumper and knocked over a bank to fund her new habit for biker boots with 6" heels, each containing six, 6inch eels.
The eel were fluorescent pink and looked like they were mates of Barbie and Ken. Barbie divorced Ken after discovering that he dressed in clingfilm, drugged Barbies sister Lindsey, and had a Gay affair with action Man after buying Sindy a pink pair of chaps with the arse cut out, as chaps have, for airflow and to allow farts free range. As the farts traveled at a greater speed than BlackPanther chasing Rocks, because rocks belly kept bouncing more than BlackPanther's and the smell was really getting bad, almost like fish dock

[thunderlad]

The leather bar which was clammy from being held in the sticky hand of arm of welly wearing armadillos and gorillas, was thrust up Rocks left nostril in a shower of the 'golden' kind. He gyrated his hips suggestively at the hairy biker, who'd dropped his aitches along with his pants. Rocks knelt down and looked at what he'd squashed, and found it to be Shaun the sheep who bit his left testicle right off, then spat a rant about how it tasted like a well used shammy leather, then he decided to chop off the scraggy end which looked like Anthea turners right leg, borrowed from Heather Mills, who was hopping mad that it still had a biker boot, which she pushed up her jumper. "Who needs silicone when you're size 38FF". She took off her jumper and knocked over a bank to fund her new habit for biker boots with 6" heels, each containing six, 6inch eels.
The eel were fluorescent pink and looked like they were mates of Barbie and Ken. Barbie divorced Ken after discovering that he dressed in clingfilm, drugged Barbies sister Lindsey, and had a Gay affair with action Man after buying Sindy a pink pair of chaps with the arse cut out, as chaps have, for airflow and to allow farts free range. As the farts traveled at a greater speed than BlackPanther chasing Rocks, because rocks belly kept bouncing more than BlackPanther's and the smell was really getting bad, almost like fish docking sea trawlers

[grotbag]

The leather bar which was clammy from being held in the sticky hand of arm of welly wearing armadillos and gorillas, was thrust up Rocks left nostril in a shower of the 'golden' kind. He gyrated his hips suggestively at the hairy biker, who'd dropped his aitches along with his pants. Rocks knelt down and looked at what he'd squashed, and found it to be Shaun the sheep who bit his left testicle right off, then spat a rant about how it tasted like a well used shammy leather, then he decided to chop off the scraggy end which looked like Anthea turners right leg, borrowed from Heather Mills, who was hopping mad that it still had a biker boot, which she pushed up her jumper. "Who needs silicone when you're size 38FF". She took off her jumper and knocked over a bank to fund her new habit for biker boots with 6" heels, each containing six, 6inch eels.
The eel were fluorescent pink and looked like they were mates of Barbie and Ken. Barbie divorced Ken after discovering that he dressed in clingfilm, drugged Barbies sister Lindsey, and had a Gay affair with action Man after buying Sindy a pink pair of chaps with the arse cut out, as chaps have, for airflow and to allow farts free range. As the farts traveled at a greater speed than BlackPanther chasing Rocks, because rocks belly kept bouncing more than BlackPanther's and the smell was really getting bad, almost like fish docking sea trawlers on the dead sea.

[grotbag]

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The leather bar which was clammy from being held in the sticky hand of arm of welly wearing armadillos and gorillas, was thrust up Rocks left nostril in a shower of the 'golden' kind. He gyrated his hips suggestively at the hairy biker, who'd dropped his aitches along with his pants. Rocks knelt down and looked at what he'd squashed, and found it to be Shaun the sheep who bit his left testicle right off, then spat a rant about how it tasted like a well used shammy leather, then he decided to chop off the scraggy end which looked like Anthea turners right leg, borrowed from Heather Mills, who was hopping mad that it still had a biker boot, which she pushed up her jumper. "Who needs silicone when you're size 38FF". She took off her jumper and knocked over a bank to fund her new habit for biker boots with 6" heels, each containing six, 6inch eels.
The eel were fluorescent pink and looked like they were mates of Barbie and Ken. Barbie divorced Ken after discovering that he dressed in clingfilm, drugged Barbies sister Lindsey, and had a Gay affair with action Man after buying Sindy a pink pair of chaps with the arse cut out, as chaps have, for airflow and to allow farts free range. As the farts traveled at a greater speed than BlackPanther chasing Rocks, because rocks belly kept bouncing more than BlackPanther's and the smell was really getting bad, almost like fish docking sea trawlers on the dead sea.

[BLACKPANTHER]

The leather bar which was clammy from being held in the sticky hand of arm of welly wearing armadillos and gorillas, was thrust up Rocks left nostril in a shower of the 'golden' kind. He gyrated his hips suggestively at the hairy biker, who'd dropped his aitches along with his pants. Rocks knelt down and looked at what he'd squashed, and found it to be Shaun the sheep who bit his left testicle right off, then spat a rant about how it tasted like a well used shammy leather, then he decided to chop off the scraggy end which looked like Anthea turners right leg, borrowed from Heather Mills, who was hopping mad that it still had a biker boot, which she pushed up her jumper. "Who needs silicone when you're size 38FF". She took off her jumper and knocked over a bank to fund her new habit for biker boots with 6" heels, each containing six, 6inch eels.
The eel were fluorescent pink and looked like they were mates of Barbie and Ken. Barbie divorced Ken after discovering that he dressed in clingfilm, drugged Barbies sister Lindsey, and had a Gay affair with action Man after buying Sindy a pink pair of chaps with the arse cut out, as chaps have, for airflow and to allow farts free range. As the farts traveled at a greater speed than BlackPanther chasing Rocks, because rocks belly kept bouncing more than BlackPanther's and the smell was really getting bad, almost like fish docking sea trawlers on the dead sea. Suddenly, the dead sea evaporated!

[druidsam]

The leather bar which was clammy from being held in the sticky hand of arm of welly wearing armadillos and gorillas, was thrust up Rocks left nostril in a shower of the 'golden' kind. He gyrated his hips suggestively at the hairy biker, who'd dropped his aitches along with his pants. Rocks knelt down and looked at what he'd squashed, and found it to be Shaun the sheep who bit his left testicle right off, then spat a rant about how it tasted like a well used shammy leather, then he decided to chop off the scraggy end which looked like Anthea turners right leg, borrowed from Heather Mills, who was hopping mad that it still had a biker boot, which she pushed up her jumper. "Who needs silicone when you're size 38FF". She took off her jumper and knocked over a bank to fund her new habit for biker boots with 6" heels, each containing six, 6inch eels.
The eel were fluorescent pink and looked like they were mates of Barbie and Ken. Barbie divorced Ken after discovering that he dressed in clingfilm, drugged Barbies sister Lindsey, and had a Gay affair with action Man after buying Sindy a pink pair of chaps with the arse cut out, as chaps have, for airflow and to allow farts free range. As the farts traveled at a greater speed than BlackPanther chasing Rocks, because rocks belly kept bouncing more than BlackPanther's and the smell was really getting bad, almost like fish docking sea trawlers on the dead sea. Suddenly, the dead sea evaporated! and all the fish fried

[grotbag]

The leather bar which was clammy from being held in the sticky hand of arm of welly wearing armadillos and gorillas, was thrust up Rocks left nostril in a shower of the 'golden' kind. He gyrated his hips suggestively at the hairy biker, who'd dropped his aitches along with his pants. Rocks knelt down and looked at what he'd squashed, and found it to be Shaun the sheep who bit his left testicle right off, then spat a rant about how it tasted like a well used shammy leather, then he decided to chop off the scraggy end which looked like Anthea turners right leg, borrowed from Heather Mills, who was hopping mad that it still had a biker boot, which she pushed up her jumper. "Who needs silicone when you're size 38FF". She took off her jumper and knocked over a bank to fund her new habit for biker boots with 6" heels, each containing six, 6inch eels.
The eel were fluorescent pink and looked like they were mates of Barbie and Ken. Barbie divorced Ken after discovering that he dressed in clingfilm, drugged Barbies sister Lindsey, and had a Gay affair with action Man after buying Sindy a pink pair of chaps with the arse cut out, as chaps have, for airflow and to allow farts free range. As the farts traveled at a greater speed than BlackPanther chasing Rocks, because rocks belly kept bouncing more than BlackPanther's and the smell was really getting bad, almost like fish docking sea trawlers on the dead sea. Suddenly, the dead sea evaporated! and all the fish fried, then it started to rain