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| Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Llanelli (ish) South Wales
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| Re: The never ending story Then, without warning a sea of people emerged, flat, from under the steamroller. They looked like pancakes, so camilla ate them and threw up all over Prince Charles. The Queen was not amused, and reached for her black crotchless knickers and nipple tassles from Prince Phillip to give to Beatrice, who had never ever pole danced before and slipped, landing on Williams throbbing pet purple headed trouser snake,which was swelling up and was about to regurgitate when Dodi Fayeds stunt double arrived in a sequined posing pouch. Posing pouch was alive with maggots,worms,cockroaches and some crabbs caught from non-other than cliff richard who had been praying whilst swallowing viagra and interfering with a small altar boy, whose cassock was sequined to match posing pouch. Suddenly, there was a huge bang as posing pouch exploded,cliff screamed and dived for safety under alter boys cassock. Immediately, I awoke, covered in hallucinogenic Mississippi mud pie and a glass of diet coke in the leather bar which was some sleazy dive. I was very, very drunk! Absinthe does that to me, keeping my copper levels up, I beat up another copper and chewed his head off with my granny's false teeth. Granny's false teeth lived in a jar of KY jelly along with an underripe banana called nana who mushed up after being inserted into a reliant robin exhaust pipe, Delboy farted, and out popped his |
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| | #632 (permalink) |
| Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Doncaster
Posts: 1,280
| Re: The never ending story Then, without warning a sea of people emerged, flat, from under the steamroller. They looked like pancakes, so camilla ate them and threw up all over Prince Charles. The Queen was not amused, and reached for her black crotchless knickers and nipple tassles from Prince Phillip to give to Beatrice, who had never ever pole danced before and slipped, landing on Williams throbbing pet purple headed trouser snake,which was swelling up and was about to regurgitate when Dodi Fayeds stunt double arrived in a sequined posing pouch. Posing pouch was alive with maggots,worms,cockroaches and some crabbs caught from non-other than cliff richard who had been praying whilst swallowing viagra and interfering with a small altar boy, whose cassock was sequined to match posing pouch. Suddenly, there was a huge bang as posing pouch exploded,cliff screamed and dived for safety under alter boys cassock. Immediately, I awoke, covered in hallucinogenic Mississippi mud pie and a glass of diet coke in the leather bar which was some sleazy dive. I was very, very drunk! Absinthe does that to me, keeping my copper levels up, I beat up another copper and chewed his head off with my granny's false teeth. Granny's false teeth lived in a jar of KY jelly along with an underripe banana called nana who mushed up after being inserted into a reliant robin exhaust pipe, Delboy then inserted his huge throbbing |
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| | #633 (permalink) |
| Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Stockton on Tees
Posts: 1,738
| Re: The never ending story Then, without warning a sea of people emerged, flat, from under the steamroller. They looked like pancakes, so camilla ate them and threw up all over Prince Charles. The Queen was not amused, and reached for her black crotchless knickers and nipple tassles from Prince Phillip to give to Beatrice, who had never ever pole danced before and slipped, landing on Williams throbbing pet purple headed trouser snake,which was swelling up and was about to regurgitate when Dodi Fayeds stunt double arrived in a sequined posing pouch. Posing pouch was alive with maggots,worms,cockroaches and some crabbs caught from non-other than cliff richard who had been praying whilst swallowing viagra and interfering with a small altar boy, whose cassock was sequined to match posing pouch. Suddenly, there was a huge bang as posing pouch exploded,cliff screamed and dived for safety under alter boys cassock. Immediately, I awoke, covered in hallucinogenic Mississippi mud pie and a glass of diet coke in the leather bar which was some sleazy dive. I was very, very drunk! Absinthe does that to me, keeping my copper levels up, I beat up another copper and chewed his head off with my granny's false teeth. Granny's false teeth lived in a jar of KY jelly along with an underripe banana called nana who mushed up after being inserted into a reliant robin exhaust pipe, Delboy then inserted his huge throbbing 1980's mobile phone, and filofax |
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| | #634 (permalink) |
| Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Doncaster
Posts: 1,280
| Re: The never ending story Then, without warning a sea of people emerged, flat, from under the steamroller. They looked like pancakes, so camilla ate them and threw up all over Prince Charles. The Queen was not amused, and reached for her black crotchless knickers and nipple tassles from Prince Phillip to give to Beatrice, who had never ever pole danced before and slipped, landing on Williams throbbing pet purple headed trouser snake,which was swelling up and was about to regurgitate when Dodi Fayeds stunt double arrived in a sequined posing pouch. Posing pouch was alive with maggots,worms,cockroaches and some crabbs caught from non-other than cliff richard who had been praying whilst swallowing viagra and interfering with a small altar boy, whose cassock was sequined to match posing pouch. Suddenly, there was a huge bang as posing pouch exploded,cliff screamed and dived for safety under alter boys cassock. Immediately, I awoke, covered in hallucinogenic Mississippi mud pie and a glass of diet coke in the leather bar which was some sleazy dive. I was very, very drunk! Absinthe does that to me, keeping my copper levels up, I beat up another copper and chewed his head off with my granny's false teeth. Granny's false teeth lived in a jar of KY jelly along with an underripe banana called nana who mushed up after being inserted into a reliant robin exhaust pipe, Delboy then inserted his huge throbbing 1980's mobile phone, and filofax, got his red braces and |
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| | #635 (permalink) |
| Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Llanelli (ish) South Wales
Posts: 1,554
| Re: The never ending story Then, without warning a sea of people emerged, flat, from under the steamroller. They looked like pancakes, so camilla ate them and threw up all over Prince Charles. The Queen was not amused, and reached for her black crotchless knickers and nipple tassles from Prince Phillip to give to Beatrice, who had never ever pole danced before and slipped, landing on Williams throbbing pet purple headed trouser snake,which was swelling up and was about to regurgitate when Dodi Fayeds stunt double arrived in a sequined posing pouch. Posing pouch was alive with maggots,worms,cockroaches and some crabbs caught from non-other than cliff richard who had been praying whilst swallowing viagra and interfering with a small altar boy, whose cassock was sequined to match posing pouch. Suddenly, there was a huge bang as posing pouch exploded,cliff screamed and dived for safety under alter boys cassock. Immediately, I awoke, covered in hallucinogenic Mississippi mud pie and a glass of diet coke in the leather bar which was some sleazy dive. I was very, very drunk! Absinthe does that to me, keeping my copper levels up, I beat up another copper and chewed his head off with my granny's false teeth. Granny's false teeth lived in a jar of KY jelly along with an underripe banana called nana who mushed up after being inserted into a reliant robin exhaust pipe, Delboy then inserted his huge throbbing 1980's mobile phone, and filofax, got his red braces and a jar of pickled eggs |
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| | #636 (permalink) |
| Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Doncaster
Posts: 1,280
| Re: The never ending story Then, without warning a sea of people emerged, flat, from under the steamroller. They looked like pancakes, so camilla ate them and threw up all over Prince Charles. The Queen was not amused, and reached for her black crotchless knickers and nipple tassles from Prince Phillip to give to Beatrice, who had never ever pole danced before and slipped, landing on Williams throbbing pet purple headed trouser snake,which was swelling up and was about to regurgitate when Dodi Fayeds stunt double arrived in a sequined posing pouch. Posing pouch was alive with maggots,worms,cockroaches and some crabbs caught from non-other than cliff richard who had been praying whilst swallowing viagra and interfering with a small altar boy, whose cassock was sequined to match posing pouch. Suddenly, there was a huge bang as posing pouch exploded,cliff screamed and dived for safety under alter boys cassock. Immediately, I awoke, covered in hallucinogenic Mississippi mud pie and a glass of diet coke in the leather bar which was some sleazy dive. I was very, very drunk! Absinthe does that to me, keeping my copper levels up, I beat up another copper and chewed his head off with my granny's false teeth. Granny's false teeth lived in a jar of KY jelly along with an underripe banana called nana who mushed up after being inserted into a reliant robin exhaust pipe, Delboy then inserted his huge throbbing 1980's mobile phone, and filofax, got his red braces and a jar of pickled eggs, and catapulted them at Boycies |
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| | #637 (permalink) |
| Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Stockton on Tees
Posts: 1,738
| Re: The never ending story Then, without warning a sea of people emerged, flat, from under the steamroller. They looked like pancakes, so camilla ate them and threw up all over Prince Charles. The Queen was not amused, and reached for her black crotchless knickers and nipple tassles from Prince Phillip to give to Beatrice, who had never ever pole danced before and slipped, landing on Williams throbbing pet purple headed trouser snake,which was swelling up and was about to regurgitate when Dodi Fayeds stunt double arrived in a sequined posing pouch. Posing pouch was alive with maggots,worms,cockroaches and some crabbs caught from non-other than cliff richard who had been praying whilst swallowing viagra and interfering with a small altar boy, whose cassock was sequined to match posing pouch. Suddenly, there was a huge bang as posing pouch exploded,cliff screamed and dived for safety under alter boys cassock. Immediately, I awoke, covered in hallucinogenic Mississippi mud pie and a glass of diet coke in the leather bar which was some sleazy dive. I was very, very drunk! Absinthe does that to me, keeping my copper levels up, I beat up another copper and chewed his head off with my granny's false teeth. Granny's false teeth lived in a jar of KY jelly along with an underripe banana called nana who mushed up after being inserted into a reliant robin exhaust pipe, Delboy then inserted his huge throbbing 1980's mobile phone, and filofax, got his red braces and a jar of pickled eggs, and catapulted them at Boycies Rolls Royce. Boycie cried "Marlene" |
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| | #638 (permalink) |
| Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: shrewsbury shropshire
Posts: 9
| Re: The never ending story Then, without warning a sea of people emerged, flat, from under the steamroller. They looked like pancakes, so camilla ate them and threw up all over Prince Charles. The Queen was not amused, and reached for her black crotchless knickers and nipple tassles from Prince Phillip to give to Beatrice, who had never ever pole danced before and slipped, landing on Williams throbbing pet purple headed trouser snake,which was swelling up and was about to regurgitate when Dodi Fayeds stunt double arrived in a sequined posing pouch. Posing pouch was alive with maggots,worms,cockroaches and some crabbs caught from non-other than cliff richard who had been praying whilst swallowing viagra and interfering with a small altar boy, whose cassock was sequined to match posing pouch. Suddenly, there was a huge bang as posing pouch exploded,cliff screamed and dived for safety under alter boys cassock. Immediately, I awoke, covered in hallucinogenic Mississippi mud pie and a glass of diet coke in the leather bar which was some sleazy dive. I was very, very drunk! Absinthe does that to me, keeping my copper levels up, I beat up another copper and chewed his head off with my granny's false teeth. Granny's false teeth lived in a jar of KY jelly along with an underripe banana called nana who mushed up after being inserted into a reliant robin exhaust pipe, Delboy then inserted his huge throbbing 1980's mobile phone, and filofax, got his red braces and a jar of pickled eggs, and catapulted them at Boycies Rolls Royce. Boycie cried "Marlene" suck on these 2 beautys |
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| | #639 (permalink) |
| Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Llanelli (ish) South Wales
Posts: 1,554
| Re: The never ending story Then, without warning a sea of people emerged, flat, from under the steamroller. They looked like pancakes, so camilla ate them and threw up all over Prince Charles. The Queen was not amused, and reached for her black crotchless knickers and nipple tassles from Prince Phillip to give to Beatrice, who had never ever pole danced before and slipped, landing on Williams throbbing pet purple headed trouser snake,which was swelling up and was about to regurgitate when Dodi Fayeds stunt double arrived in a sequined posing pouch. Posing pouch was alive with maggots,worms,cockroaches and some crabbs caught from non-other than cliff richard who had been praying whilst swallowing viagra and interfering with a small altar boy, whose cassock was sequined to match posing pouch. Suddenly, there was a huge bang as posing pouch exploded,cliff screamed and dived for safety under alter boys cassock. Immediately, I awoke, covered in hallucinogenic Mississippi mud pie and a glass of diet coke in the leather bar which was some sleazy dive. I was very, very drunk! Absinthe does that to me, keeping my copper levels up, I beat up another copper and chewed his head off with my granny's false teeth. Granny's false teeth lived in a jar of KY jelly along with an underripe banana called nana who mushed up after being inserted into a reliant robin exhaust pipe, Delboy then inserted his huge throbbing 1980's mobile phone, and filofax, got his red braces and a jar of pickled eggs, and catapulted them at Boycies Rolls Royce. Boycie cried "Marlene" suck on these 2 beautys, pointing at two black stallions |
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| | #640 (permalink) |
| Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Glasgow
Posts: 426
| Re: The never ending story Granny's false teeth lived in a jar of KY jelly along with an underripe banana called nana who mushed up after being inserted into a reliant robin exhaust pipe, Delboy then inserted his huge throbbing 1980's mobile phone, and filofax, got his red braces and a jar of pickled eggs, and catapulted them at Boycies Rolls Royce. Boycie cried "Marlene" suck on these 2 beautys, pointing at two black stallions who were traveling in a |
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