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Old 10-06-2008, 02:11 PM   #701 (permalink)
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Granny's false teeth lived in a jar of KY jelly along with an underripe banana called nana who mushed up after being inserted into a reliant robin exhaust pipe, Delboy then inserted his huge throbbing 1980's mobile phone, and filofax, got his red braces and a jar of pickled eggs, and catapulted them at Boycies Rolls Royce. Boycie cried "Marlene" suck on these 2 beautys, pointing at two black stallions who were traveling in an ever decreasing circle up and down the M1 while ET was fingering their belly buttons. C3PO joined in, squeezing Princess Leia's buns and watched Chewbacca munching a bus conductor's ticket machine, with the dark lord drippling over a plateful of pigs testicles from M&S meal deal menu, fava beans and nice chianti, followed by a sheeps eyeball conjured up by Albus Dumbledore.
Darth borrowed granny's teeth to sell on the car boot. They went for two quid. Albert Steptoe bought them to remove the gold fillings and shoved the rest up his chimney, lit a roaring fire, and proceded to roast an alsation to accompany his boiled toenails and fried wart flakes, that he had earlier harvested from, a couple of toads and a long dead syphilytic whore who's relatives were zombies from his wifes side. They ate from the toilet bowl with human bones for utensils and a big bottle of Vimto to wash the goo from the festering pustules on their three pairs of skiddy underpants, stolen from Captain Kirks wardrobe while he was fondling Uhura. Spock rode into view carrying Scotty's head in Tesco bag. Kirk set his Phazer to disintigrate which it did and took his hands with it. The Borg replaced his hands with two matching teddy bears called Dennis and Gnasher who bit off Kirks todger when he was getting too frisky with a Romulan cloaking device which was hiding a giant plate of egg and chips, with pieces of Eric Estrada. Erics teeth were mighty white, he cleaned them with Daz, Ajax and Olive Oil. Popeye always has spinach stuck in his arse because he thinks it will supercharge his erection enough to keep brutus happy while he smokes a tampon that has been soaked in

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Granny's false teeth lived in a jar of KY jelly along with an underripe banana called nana who mushed up after being inserted into a reliant robin exhaust pipe, Delboy then inserted his huge throbbing 1980's mobile phone, and filofax, got his red braces and a jar of pickled eggs, and catapulted them at Boycies Rolls Royce. Boycie cried "Marlene" suck on these 2 beautys, pointing at two black stallions who were traveling in an ever decreasing circle up and down the M1 while ET was fingering their belly buttons. C3PO joined in, squeezing Princess Leia's buns and watched Chewbacca munching a bus conductor's ticket machine, with the dark lord drippling over a plateful of pigs testicles from M&S meal deal menu, fava beans and nice chianti, followed by a sheeps eyeball conjured up by Albus Dumbledore.
Darth borrowed granny's teeth to sell on the car boot. They went for two quid. Albert Steptoe bought them to remove the gold fillings and shoved the rest up his chimney, lit a roaring fire, and proceded to roast an alsation to accompany his boiled toenails and fried wart flakes, that he had earlier harvested from, a couple of toads and a long dead syphilytic whore who's relatives were zombies from his wifes side. They ate from the toilet bowl with human bones for utensils and a big bottle of Vimto to wash the goo from the festering pustules on their three pairs of skiddy underpants, stolen from Captain Kirks wardrobe while he was fondling Uhura. Spock rode into view carrying Scotty's head in Tesco bag. Kirk set his Phazer to disintigrate which it did and took his hands with it. The Borg replaced his hands with two matching teddy bears called Dennis and Gnasher who bit off Kirks todger when he was getting too frisky with a Romulan cloaking device which was hiding a giant plate of egg and chips, with pieces of Eric Estrada. Erics teeth were mighty white, he cleaned them with Daz, Ajax and Olive Oil. Popeye always has spinach stuck in his arse because he thinks it will supercharge his erection enough to keep brutus happy while he smokes a tampon that has been soaked in bats blood and camels urine

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Granny's false teeth lived in a jar of KY jelly along with an underripe banana called nana who mushed up after being inserted into a reliant robin exhaust pipe, Delboy then inserted his huge throbbing 1980's mobile phone, and filofax, got his red braces and a jar of pickled eggs, and catapulted them at Boycies Rolls Royce. Boycie cried "Marlene" suck on these 2 beautys, pointing at two black stallions who were traveling in an ever decreasing circle up and down the M1 while ET was fingering their belly buttons. C3PO joined in, squeezing Princess Leia's buns and watched Chewbacca munching a bus conductor's ticket machine, with the dark lord drippling over a plateful of pigs testicles from M&S meal deal menu, fava beans and nice chianti, followed by a sheeps eyeball conjured up by Albus Dumbledore.
Darth borrowed granny's teeth to sell on the car boot. They went for two quid. Albert Steptoe bought them to remove the gold fillings and shoved the rest up his chimney, lit a roaring fire, and proceded to roast an alsation to accompany his boiled toenails and fried wart flakes, that he had earlier harvested from, a couple of toads and a long dead syphilytic whore who's relatives were zombies from his wifes side. They ate from the toilet bowl with human bones for utensils and a big bottle of Vimto to wash the goo from the festering pustules on their three pairs of skiddy underpants, stolen from Captain Kirks wardrobe while he was fondling Uhura. Spock rode into view carrying Scotty's head in Tesco bag. Kirk set his Phazer to disintigrate which it did and took his hands with it. The Borg replaced his hands with two matching teddy bears called Dennis and Gnasher who bit off Kirks todger when he was getting too frisky with a Romulan cloaking device which was hiding a giant plate of egg and chips, with pieces of Eric Estrada. Erics teeth were mighty white, he cleaned them with Daz, Ajax and Olive Oil. Popeye always has spinach stuck in his arse because he thinks it will supercharge his erection enough to keep brutus happy while he smokes a tampon that has been soaked in bats blood and camels urine, distilled with elephant semen and


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ranny's false teeth lived in a jar of KY jelly along with an underripe banana called nana who mushed up after being inserted into a reliant robin exhaust pipe, Delboy then inserted his huge throbbing 1980's mobile phone, and filofax, got his red braces and a jar of pickled eggs, and catapulted them at Boycies Rolls Royce. Boycie cried "Marlene" suck on these 2 beautys, pointing at two black stallions who were traveling in an ever decreasing circle up and down the M1 while ET was fingering their belly buttons. C3PO joined in, squeezing Princess Leia's buns and watched Chewbacca munching a bus conductor's ticket machine, with the dark lord drippling over a plateful of pigs testicles from M&S meal deal menu, fava beans and nice chianti, followed by a sheeps eyeball conjured up by Albus Dumbledore.
Darth borrowed granny's teeth to sell on the car boot. They went for two quid. Albert Steptoe bought them to remove the gold fillings and shoved the rest up his chimney, lit a roaring fire, and proceded to roast an alsation to accompany his boiled toenails and fried wart flakes, that he had earlier harvested from, a couple of toads and a long dead syphilytic whore who's relatives were zombies from his wifes side. They ate from the toilet bowl with human bones for utensils and a big bottle of Vimto to wash the goo from the festering pustules on their three pairs of skiddy underpants, stolen from Captain Kirks wardrobe while he was fondling Uhura. Spock rode into view carrying Scotty's head in Tesco bag. Kirk set his Phazer to disintigrate which it did and took his hands with it. The Borg replaced his hands with two matching teddy bears called Dennis and Gnasher who bit off Kirks todger when he was getting too frisky with a Romulan cloaking device which was hiding a giant plate of egg and chips, with pieces of Eric Estrada. Erics teeth were mighty white, he cleaned them with Daz, Ajax and Olive Oil. Popeye always has spinach stuck in his arse because he thinks it will supercharge his erection enough to keep brutus happy while he smokes a tampon that has been soaked in bats blood and camels urine, distilled with elephant semen and dried skunk droppings,mixed

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Granny's false teeth lived in a jar of KY jelly along with an underripe banana called nana who mushed up after being inserted into a reliant robin exhaust pipe, Delboy then inserted his huge throbbing 1980's mobile phone, and filofax, got his red braces and a jar of pickled eggs, and catapulted them at Boycies Rolls Royce. Boycie cried "Marlene" suck on these 2 beautys, pointing at two black stallions who were traveling in an ever decreasing circle up and down the M1 while ET was fingering their belly buttons. C3PO joined in, squeezing Princess Leia's buns and watched Chewbacca munching a bus conductor's ticket machine, with the dark lord drippling over a plateful of pigs testicles from M&S meal deal menu, fava beans and nice chianti, followed by a sheeps eyeball conjured up by Albus Dumbledore.
Darth borrowed granny's teeth to sell on the car boot. They went for two quid. Albert Steptoe bought them to remove the gold fillings and shoved the rest up his chimney, lit a roaring fire, and proceded to roast an alsation to accompany his boiled toenails and fried wart flakes, that he had earlier harvested from, a couple of toads and a long dead syphilytic whore who's relatives were zombies from his wifes side. They ate from the toilet bowl with human bones for utensils and a big bottle of Vimto to wash the goo from the festering pustules on their three pairs of skiddy underpants, stolen from Captain Kirks wardrobe while he was fondling Uhura. Spock rode into view carrying Scotty's head in Tesco bag. Kirk set his Phazer to disintigrate which it did and took his hands with it. The Borg replaced his hands with two matching teddy bears called Dennis and Gnasher who bit off Kirks todger when he was getting too frisky with a Romulan cloaking device which was hiding a giant plate of egg and chips, with pieces of Eric Estrada. Erics teeth were mighty white, he cleaned them with Daz, Ajax and Olive Oil. Popeye always has spinach stuck in his arse because he thinks it will supercharge his erection enough to keep brutus happy while he smokes a tampon that has been soaked in bats blood and camels urine, distilled with elephant semen and dried skunk droppings,mixed into a fresh strawberry trifle.

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Granny's false teeth lived in a jar of KY jelly along with an underripe banana called nana who mushed up after being inserted into a reliant robin exhaust pipe, Delboy then inserted his huge throbbing 1980's mobile phone, and filofax, got his red braces and a jar of pickled eggs, and catapulted them at Boycies Rolls Royce. Boycie cried "Marlene" suck on these 2 beautys, pointing at two black stallions who were traveling in an ever decreasing circle up and down the M1 while ET was fingering their belly buttons. C3PO joined in, squeezing Princess Leia's buns and watched Chewbacca munching a bus conductor's ticket machine, with the dark lord drippling over a plateful of pigs testicles from M&S meal deal menu, fava beans and nice chianti, followed by a sheeps eyeball conjured up by Albus Dumbledore.
Darth borrowed granny's teeth to sell on the car boot. They went for two quid. Albert Steptoe bought them to remove the gold fillings and shoved the rest up his chimney, lit a roaring fire, and proceded to roast an alsation to accompany his boiled toenails and fried wart flakes, that he had earlier harvested from, a couple of toads and a long dead syphilytic whore who's relatives were zombies from his wifes side. They ate from the toilet bowl with human bones for utensils and a big bottle of Vimto to wash the goo from the festering pustules on their three pairs of skiddy underpants, stolen from Captain Kirks wardrobe while he was fondling Uhura. Spock rode into view carrying Scotty's head in Tesco bag. Kirk set his Phazer to disintigrate which it did and took his hands with it. The Borg replaced his hands with two matching teddy bears called Dennis and Gnasher who bit off Kirks todger when he was getting too frisky with a Romulan cloaking device which was hiding a giant plate of egg and chips, with pieces of Eric Estrada. Erics teeth were mighty white, he cleaned them with Daz, Ajax and Olive Oil. Popeye always has spinach stuck in his arse because he thinks it will supercharge his erection enough to keep brutus happy while he smokes a tampon that has been soaked in bats blood and camels urine, distilled with elephant semen and dried skunk droppings,mixed into a fresh strawberry trifle.
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Granny's false teeth lived in a jar of KY jelly along with an underripe banana called nana who mushed up after being inserted into a reliant robin exhaust pipe, Delboy then inserted his huge throbbing 1980's mobile phone, and filofax, got his red braces and a jar of pickled eggs, and catapulted them at Boycies Rolls Royce. Boycie cried "Marlene" suck on these 2 beautys, pointing at two black stallions who were traveling in an ever decreasing circle up and down the M1 while ET was fingering their belly buttons. C3PO joined in, squeezing Princess Leia's buns and watched Chewbacca munching a bus conductor's ticket machine, with the dark lord drippling over a plateful of pigs testicles from M&S meal deal menu, fava beans and nice chianti, followed by a sheeps eyeball conjured up by Albus Dumbledore.
Darth borrowed granny's teeth to sell on the car boot. They went for two quid. Albert Steptoe bought them to remove the gold fillings and shoved the rest up his chimney, lit a roaring fire, and proceded to roast an alsation to accompany his boiled toenails and fried wart flakes, that he had earlier harvested from, a couple of toads and a long dead syphilytic whore who's relatives were zombies from his wifes side. They ate from the toilet bowl with human bones for utensils and a big bottle of Vimto to wash the goo from the festering pustules on their three pairs of skiddy underpants, stolen from Captain Kirks wardrobe while he was fondling Uhura. Spock rode into view carrying Scotty's head in Tesco bag. Kirk set his Phazer to disintigrate which it did and took his hands with it. The Borg replaced his hands with two matching teddy bears called Dennis and Gnasher who bit off Kirks todger when he was getting too frisky with a Romulan cloaking device which was hiding a giant plate of egg and chips, with pieces of Eric Estrada. Erics teeth were mighty white, he cleaned them with Daz, Ajax and Olive Oil. Popeye always has spinach stuck in his arse because he thinks it will supercharge his erection enough to keep brutus happy while he smokes a tampon that has been soaked in bats blood and camels urine, distilled with elephant semen and dried skunk droppings,mixed into a fresh strawberry trifle.
Meanwhile Gnasher chewed on todger, but todger didnt like it

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Granny's false teeth lived in a jar of KY jelly along with an underripe banana called nana who mushed up after being inserted into a reliant robin exhaust pipe, Delboy then inserted his huge throbbing 1980's mobile phone, and filofax, got his red braces and a jar of pickled eggs, and catapulted them at Boycies Rolls Royce. Boycie cried "Marlene" suck on these 2 beautys, pointing at two black stallions who were traveling in an ever decreasing circle up and down the M1 while ET was fingering their belly buttons. C3PO joined in, squeezing Princess Leia's buns and watched Chewbacca munching a bus conductor's ticket machine, with the dark lord drippling over a plateful of pigs testicles from M&S meal deal menu, fava beans and nice chianti, followed by a sheeps eyeball conjured up by Albus Dumbledore.
Darth borrowed granny's teeth to sell on the car boot. They went for two quid. Albert Steptoe bought them to remove the gold fillings and shoved the rest up his chimney, lit a roaring fire, and proceded to roast an alsation to accompany his boiled toenails and fried wart flakes, that he had earlier harvested from, a couple of toads and a long dead syphilytic whore who's relatives were zombies from his wifes side. They ate from the toilet bowl with human bones for utensils and a big bottle of Vimto to wash the goo from the festering pustules on their three pairs of skiddy underpants, stolen from Captain Kirks wardrobe while he was fondling Uhura. Spock rode into view carrying Scotty's head in Tesco bag. Kirk set his Phazer to disintigrate which it did and took his hands with it. The Borg replaced his hands with two matching teddy bears called Dennis and Gnasher who bit off Kirks todger when he was getting too frisky with a Romulan cloaking device which was hiding a giant plate of egg and chips, with pieces of Eric Estrada. Erics teeth were mighty white, he cleaned them with Daz, Ajax and Olive Oil. Popeye always has spinach stuck in his arse because he thinks it will supercharge his erection enough to keep brutus happy while he smokes a tampon that has been soaked in bats blood and camels urine, distilled with elephant semen and dried skunk droppings,mixed into a fresh strawberry trifle.
Meanwhile Gnasher chewed on todger, but todger didnt like it and squeezed Gnasher's nadgers until


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after being inserted into a reliant robin exhaust pipe, Delboy then inserted his huge throbbing 1980's mobile phone, and filofax, got his red braces and a jar of pickled eggs, and catapulted them at Boycies Rolls Royce. Boycie cried "Marlene" suck on these 2 beautys, pointing at two black stallions who were traveling in an ever decreasing circle up and down the M1 while ET was fingering their belly buttons. C3PO joined in, squeezing Princess Leia's buns and watched Chewbacca munching a bus conductor's ticket machine, with the dark lord drippling over a plateful of pigs testicles from M&S meal deal menu, fava beans and nice chianti, followed by a sheeps eyeball conjured up by Albus Dumbledore.
Darth borrowed granny's teeth to sell on the car boot. They went for two quid. Albert Steptoe bought them to remove the gold fillings and shoved the rest up his chimney, lit a roaring fire, and proceded to roast an alsation to accompany his boiled toenails and fried wart flakes, that he had earlier harvested from, a couple of toads and a long dead syphilytic whore who's relatives were zombies from his wifes side. They ate from the toilet bowl with human bones for utensils and a big bottle of Vimto to wash the goo from the festering pustules on their three pairs of skiddy underpants, stolen from Captain Kirks wardrobe while he was fondling Uhura. Spock rode into view carrying Scotty's head in Tesco bag. Kirk set his Phazer to disintigrate which it did and took his hands with it. The Borg replaced his hands with two matching teddy bears called Dennis and Gnasher who bit off Kirks todger when he was getting too frisky with a Romulan cloaking device which was hiding a giant plate of egg and chips, with pieces of Eric Estrada. Erics teeth were mighty white, he cleaned them with Daz, Ajax and Olive Oil. Popeye always has spinach stuck in his arse because he thinks it will supercharge his erection enough to keep brutus happy while he smokes a tampon that has been soaked in bats blood and camels urine, distilled with elephant semen and dried skunk droppings,mixed into a fresh strawberry trifle.
Meanwhile Gnasher chewed on todger, but todger didnt like it and squeezed Gnasher's nadgers until, gnashers nadgers nudged numpty nigel

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after being inserted into a reliant robin exhaust pipe, Delboy then inserted his huge throbbing 1980's mobile phone, and filofax, got his red braces and a jar of pickled eggs, and catapulted them at Boycies Rolls Royce. Boycie cried "Marlene" suck on these 2 beautys, pointing at two black stallions who were traveling in an ever decreasing circle up and down the M1 while ET was fingering their belly buttons. C3PO joined in, squeezing Princess Leia's buns and watched Chewbacca munching a bus conductor's ticket machine, with the dark lord drippling over a plateful of pigs testicles from M&S meal deal menu, fava beans and nice chianti, followed by a sheeps eyeball conjured up by Albus Dumbledore.
Darth borrowed granny's teeth to sell on the car boot. They went for two quid. Albert Steptoe bought them to remove the gold fillings and shoved the rest up his chimney, lit a roaring fire, and proceded to roast an alsation to accompany his boiled toenails and fried wart flakes, that he had earlier harvested from, a couple of toads and a long dead syphilytic whore who's relatives were zombies from his wifes side. They ate from the toilet bowl with human bones for utensils and a big bottle of Vimto to wash the goo from the festering pustules on their three pairs of skiddy underpants, stolen from Captain Kirks wardrobe while he was fondling Uhura. Spock rode into view carrying Scotty's head in Tesco bag. Kirk set his Phazer to disintigrate which it did and took his hands with it. The Borg replaced his hands with two matching teddy bears called Dennis and Gnasher who bit off Kirks todger when he was getting too frisky with a Romulan cloaking device which was hiding a giant plate of egg and chips, with pieces of Eric Estrada. Erics teeth were mighty white, he cleaned them with Daz, Ajax and Olive Oil. Popeye always has spinach stuck in his arse because he thinks it will supercharge his erection enough to keep brutus happy while he smokes a tampon that has been soaked in bats blood and camels urine, distilled with elephant semen and dried skunk droppings,mixed into a fresh strawberry trifle.
Meanwhile Gnasher chewed on todger, but todger didnt like it and squeezed Gnasher's nadgers until, gnashers nadgers nudged numpty nigel, swiftly sending savoury sausages skyward


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