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| Moderator Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Near Hornsea,on the East Yorkshire coast
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| Re: The never ending story Hercules would do anything for Harry, or anything to harry because he loved his fluttering eyelashes, but he loved Hermione's more voluptuous figure which made him turn into a cardboard box, just like a crap transformer. that went soggy when it was urinated on by some drunk armadillo's that just happened to be at Jades Goody's house looking through her underwear for the lemon stained ones. 25 pairs of unwashed trolleys in every drawer and cupboard where David Beckham was having sex with a broom handle, oh wait, that's his wife ! said Harry who was peeping through a hole in the crotchless knickers with skidmarks on. Victoria rubbed her fake tits with Goody's smelly, mouldy socks, someone told her they'd grow shrooms and she'd be happy if she inserted them into her ear's while singing like a cat on heat. Victoria wails like a cat burglar with his fingers jammed in a cream cheese bagel used as mouse trap bait, especially when David rams his Golden Balls into Victoria's hot fudge sundae, then he squeals like a pig, deliverance style. Geoff Smith should be delivered of such common name which was really Ben Folds (should have been Ben Dover) was an expert at origami and sniping from clock towers with a plastic pop gun and having marathon sex sessions on the bonnet of cars that belonged to his neighbours, whilst diagnosing their fuel injection with no special tools whatsoever, so they could reach 300mph riding to the hot tub swap club to meet Mable who was known as a tankslapper and Bennie the fiction author thought this might happen and made up some more bullsh*t but needed a shovel for tw@ing the unlucky police officer who dared to stop him |
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| | #932 (permalink) |
| Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Llanelli (ish) South Wales
Posts: 1,554
| Re: The never ending story Hercules would do anything for Harry, or anything to harry because he loved his fluttering eyelashes, but he loved Hermione's more voluptuous figure which made him turn into a cardboard box, just like a crap transformer. that went soggy when it was urinated on by some drunk armadillo's that just happened to be at Jades Goody's house looking through her underwear for the lemon stained ones. 25 pairs of unwashed trolleys in every drawer and cupboard where David Beckham was having sex with a broom handle, oh wait, that's his wife ! said Harry who was peeping through a hole in the crotchless knickers with skidmarks on. Victoria rubbed her fake tits with Goody's smelly, mouldy socks, someone told her they'd grow shrooms and she'd be happy if she inserted them into her ear's while singing like a cat on heat. Victoria wails like a cat burglar with his fingers jammed in a cream cheese bagel used as mouse trap bait, especially when David rams his Golden Balls into Victoria's hot fudge sundae, then he squeals like a pig, deliverance style. Geoff Smith should be delivered of such common name which was really Ben Folds (should have been Ben Dover) was an expert at origami and sniping from clock towers with a plastic pop gun and having marathon sex sessions on the bonnet of cars that belonged to his neighbours, whilst diagnosing their fuel injection with no special tools whatsoever, so they could reach 300mph riding to the hot tub swap club to meet Mable who was known as a tankslapper and Bennie the fiction author thought this might happen and made up some more bullsh*t but needed a shovel for tw@ing the unlucky police officer who dared to stop him from kicking a small dog |
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| | #933 (permalink) |
| Moderator Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Near Hornsea,on the East Yorkshire coast
Posts: 9,403
| Re: The never ending story Hercules would do anything for Harry, or anything to harry because he loved his fluttering eyelashes, but he loved Hermione's more voluptuous figure which made him turn into a cardboard box, just like a crap transformer. that went soggy when it was urinated on by some drunk armadillo's that just happened to be at Jades Goody's house looking through her underwear for the lemon stained ones. 25 pairs of unwashed trolleys in every drawer and cupboard where David Beckham was having sex with a broom handle, oh wait, that's his wife ! said Harry who was peeping through a hole in the crotchless knickers with skidmarks on. Victoria rubbed her fake tits with Goody's smelly, mouldy socks, someone told her they'd grow shrooms and she'd be happy if she inserted them into her ear's while singing like a cat on heat. Victoria wails like a cat burglar with his fingers jammed in a cream cheese bagel used as mouse trap bait, especially when David rams his Golden Balls into Victoria's hot fudge sundae, then he squeals like a pig, deliverance style. Geoff Smith should be delivered of such common name which was really Ben Folds (should have been Ben Dover) was an expert at origami and sniping from clock towers with a plastic pop gun and having marathon sex sessions on the bonnet of cars that belonged to his neighbours, whilst diagnosing their fuel injection with no special tools whatsoever, so they could reach 300mph riding to the hot tub swap club to meet Mable who was known as a tankslapper and Bennie the fiction author thought this might happen and made up some more bullsh*t but needed a shovel for tw@ing the unlucky police officer who dared to stop him from kicking a small dog as it wasn't real. It |
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| | #934 (permalink) |
| Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Llanelli (ish) South Wales
Posts: 1,554
| Re: The never ending story Hercules would do anything for Harry, or anything to harry because he loved his fluttering eyelashes, but he loved Hermione's more voluptuous figure which made him turn into a cardboard box, just like a crap transformer. that went soggy when it was urinated on by some drunk armadillo's that just happened to be at Jades Goody's house looking through her underwear for the lemon stained ones. 25 pairs of unwashed trolleys in every drawer and cupboard where David Beckham was having sex with a broom handle, oh wait, that's his wife ! said Harry who was peeping through a hole in the crotchless knickers with skidmarks on. Victoria rubbed her fake tits with Goody's smelly, mouldy socks, someone told her they'd grow shrooms and she'd be happy if she inserted them into her ear's while singing like a cat on heat. Victoria wails like a cat burglar with his fingers jammed in a cream cheese bagel used as mouse trap bait, especially when David rams his Golden Balls into Victoria's hot fudge sundae, then he squeals like a pig, deliverance style. Geoff Smith should be delivered of such common name which was really Ben Folds (should have been Ben Dover) was an expert at origami and sniping from clock towers with a plastic pop gun and having marathon sex sessions on the bonnet of cars that belonged to his neighbours, whilst diagnosing their fuel injection with no special tools whatsoever, so they could reach 300mph riding to the hot tub swap club to meet Mable who was known as a tankslapper and Bennie the fiction author thought this might happen and made up some more bullsh*t but needed a shovel for tw@ing the unlucky police officer who dared to stop him from kicking a small dog as it wasn't real. It was actually conjured up from |
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| | #935 (permalink) |
| Moderator Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Near Hornsea,on the East Yorkshire coast
Posts: 9,403
| Re: The never ending story Hercules would do anything for Harry, or anything to harry because he loved his fluttering eyelashes, but he loved Hermione's more voluptuous figure which made him turn into a cardboard box, just like a crap transformer. that went soggy when it was urinated on by some drunk armadillo's that just happened to be at Jades Goody's house looking through her underwear for the lemon stained ones. 25 pairs of unwashed trolleys in every drawer and cupboard where David Beckham was having sex with a broom handle, oh wait, that's his wife ! said Harry who was peeping through a hole in the crotchless knickers with skidmarks on. Victoria rubbed her fake tits with Goody's smelly, mouldy socks, someone told her they'd grow shrooms and she'd be happy if she inserted them into her ear's while singing like a cat on heat. Victoria wails like a cat burglar with his fingers jammed in a cream cheese bagel used as mouse trap bait, especially when David rams his Golden Balls into Victoria's hot fudge sundae, then he squeals like a pig, deliverance style. Geoff Smith should be delivered of such common name which was really Ben Folds (should have been Ben Dover) was an expert at origami and sniping from clock towers with a plastic pop gun and having marathon sex sessions on the bonnet of cars that belonged to his neighbours, whilst diagnosing their fuel injection with no special tools whatsoever, so they could reach 300mph riding to the hot tub swap club to meet Mable who was known as a tankslapper and Bennie the fiction author thought this might happen and made up some more bullsh*t but needed a shovel for tw@ing the unlucky police officer who dared to stop him from kicking a small dog as it wasn't real. It was actually conjured up from a clown, cleverly disguised as |
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| | #936 (permalink) |
| Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Wrexham
Posts: 1,540
| Re: The never ending story Hercules would do anything for Harry, or anything to harry because he loved his fluttering eyelashes, but he loved Hermione's more voluptuous figure which made him turn into a cardboard box, just like a crap transformer. that went soggy when it was urinated on by some drunk armadillo's that just happened to be at Jades Goody's house looking through her underwear for the lemon stained ones. 25 pairs of unwashed trolleys in every drawer and cupboard where David Beckham was having sex with a broom handle, oh wait, that's his wife ! said Harry who was peeping through a hole in the crotchless knickers with skidmarks on. Victoria rubbed her fake tits with Goody's smelly, mouldy socks, someone told her they'd grow shrooms and she'd be happy if she inserted them into her ear's while singing like a cat on heat. Victoria wails like a cat burglar with his fingers jammed in a cream cheese bagel used as mouse trap bait, especially when David rams his Golden Balls into Victoria's hot fudge sundae, then he squeals like a pig, deliverance style. Geoff Smith should be delivered of such common name which was really Ben Folds (should have been Ben Dover) was an expert at origami and sniping from clock towers with a plastic pop gun and having marathon sex sessions on the bonnet of cars that belonged to his neighbours, whilst diagnosing their fuel injection with no special tools whatsoever, so they could reach 300mph riding to the hot tub swap club to meet Mable who was known as a tankslapper and Bennie the fiction author thought this might happen and made up some more bullsh*t but needed a shovel for tw@ing the unlucky police officer who dared to stop him from kicking a small dog as it wasn't real. It was actually conjured up from a clown, cleverly disguised as a slightly different clown disguised |
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| | #937 (permalink) |
| Moderator Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Near Hornsea,on the East Yorkshire coast
Posts: 9,403
| Re: The never ending story Hercules would do anything for Harry, or anything to harry because he loved his fluttering eyelashes, but he loved Hermione's more voluptuous figure which made him turn into a cardboard box, just like a crap transformer. that went soggy when it was urinated on by some drunk armadillo's that just happened to be at Jades Goody's house looking through her underwear for the lemon stained ones. 25 pairs of unwashed trolleys in every drawer and cupboard where David Beckham was having sex with a broom handle, oh wait, that's his wife ! said Harry who was peeping through a hole in the crotchless knickers with skidmarks on. Victoria rubbed her fake tits with Goody's smelly, mouldy socks, someone told her they'd grow shrooms and she'd be happy if she inserted them into her ear's while singing like a cat on heat. Victoria wails like a cat burglar with his fingers jammed in a cream cheese bagel used as mouse trap bait, especially when David rams his Golden Balls into Victoria's hot fudge sundae, then he squeals like a pig, deliverance style. Geoff Smith should be delivered of such common name which was really Ben Folds (should have been Ben Dover) was an expert at origami and sniping from clock towers with a plastic pop gun and having marathon sex sessions on the bonnet of cars that belonged to his neighbours, whilst diagnosing their fuel injection with no special tools whatsoever, so they could reach 300mph riding to the hot tub swap club to meet Mable who was known as a tankslapper and Bennie the fiction author thought this might happen and made up some more bullsh*t but needed a shovel for tw@ing the unlucky police officer who dared to stop him from kicking a small dog as it wasn't real. It was actually conjured up from a clown, cleverly disguised as a slightly different clown disguised as a lardarse. Lardarse |
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| | #938 (permalink) |
| Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Stockton on Tees
Posts: 1,738
| Re: The never ending story Hercules would do anything for Harry, or anything to harry because he loved his fluttering eyelashes, but he loved Hermione's more voluptuous figure which made him turn into a cardboard box, just like a crap transformer. that went soggy when it was urinated on by some drunk armadillo's that just happened to be at Jades Goody's house looking through her underwear for the lemon stained ones. 25 pairs of unwashed trolleys in every drawer and cupboard where David Beckham was having sex with a broom handle, oh wait, that's his wife ! said Harry who was peeping through a hole in the crotchless knickers with skidmarks on. Victoria rubbed her fake tits with Goody's smelly, mouldy socks, someone told her they'd grow shrooms and she'd be happy if she inserted them into her ear's while singing like a cat on heat. Victoria wails like a cat burglar with his fingers jammed in a cream cheese bagel used as mouse trap bait, especially when David rams his Golden Balls into Victoria's hot fudge sundae, then he squeals like a pig, deliverance style. Geoff Smith should be delivered of such common name which was really Ben Folds (should have been Ben Dover) was an expert at origami and sniping from clock towers with a plastic pop gun and having marathon sex sessions on the bonnet of cars that belonged to his neighbours, whilst diagnosing their fuel injection with no special tools whatsoever, so they could reach 300mph riding to the hot tub swap club to meet Mable who was known as a tankslapper and Bennie the fiction author thought this might happen and made up some more bullsh*t but needed a shovel for tw@ing the unlucky police officer who dared to stop him from kicking a small dog as it wasn't real. It was actually conjured up from a clown, cleverly disguised as a slightly different clown disguised as a lardarse. Lardarse parked his bike in front |
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| | #939 (permalink) |
| Moderator Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: central scotland
Posts: 5,750
| Re: The never ending story Hercules would do anything for Harry, or anything to harry because he loved his fluttering eyelashes, but he loved Hermione's more voluptuous figure which made him turn into a cardboard box, just like a crap transformer. that went soggy when it was urinated on by some drunk armadillo's that just happened to be at Jades Goody's house looking through her underwear for the lemon stained ones. 25 pairs of unwashed trolleys in every drawer and cupboard where David Beckham was having sex with a broom handle, oh wait, that's his wife ! said Harry who was peeping through a hole in the crotchless knickers with skidmarks on. Victoria rubbed her fake tits with Goody's smelly, mouldy socks, someone told her they'd grow shrooms and she'd be happy if she inserted them into her ear's while singing like a cat on heat. Victoria wails like a cat burglar with his fingers jammed in a cream cheese bagel used as mouse trap bait, especially when David rams his Golden Balls into Victoria's hot fudge sundae, then he squeals like a pig, deliverance style. Geoff Smith should be delivered of such common name which was really Ben Folds (should have been Ben Dover) was an expert at origami and sniping from clock towers with a plastic pop gun and having marathon sex sessions on the bonnet of cars that belonged to his neighbours, whilst diagnosing their fuel injection with no special tools whatsoever, so they could reach 300mph riding to the hot tub swap club to meet Mable who was known as a tankslapper and Bennie the fiction author thought this might happen and made up some more bullsh*t but needed a shovel for tw@ing the unlucky police officer who dared to stop him from kicking a small dog as it wasn't real. It was actually conjured up from a clown, cleverly disguised as a slightly different clown disguised as a lardarse. Lardarse parked his bike in front of a sherman tank that |
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| | #940 (permalink) |
| Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Stockton on Tees
Posts: 1,738
| Re: The never ending story Hercules would do anything for Harry, or anything to harry because he loved his fluttering eyelashes, but he loved Hermione's more voluptuous figure which made him turn into a cardboard box, just like a crap transformer. that went soggy when it was urinated on by some drunk armadillo's that just happened to be at Jades Goody's house looking through her underwear for the lemon stained ones. 25 pairs of unwashed trolleys in every drawer and cupboard where David Beckham was having sex with a broom handle, oh wait, that's his wife ! said Harry who was peeping through a hole in the crotchless knickers with skidmarks on. Victoria rubbed her fake tits with Goody's smelly, mouldy socks, someone told her they'd grow shrooms and she'd be happy if she inserted them into her ear's while singing like a cat on heat. Victoria wails like a cat burglar with his fingers jammed in a cream cheese bagel used as mouse trap bait, especially when David rams his Golden Balls into Victoria's hot fudge sundae, then he squeals like a pig, deliverance style. Geoff Smith should be delivered of such common name which was really Ben Folds (should have been Ben Dover) was an expert at origami and sniping from clock towers with a plastic pop gun and having marathon sex sessions on the bonnet of cars that belonged to his neighbours, whilst diagnosing their fuel injection with no special tools whatsoever, so they could reach 300mph riding to the hot tub swap club to meet Mable who was known as a tankslapper and Bennie the fiction author thought this might happen and made up some more bullsh*t but needed a shovel for tw@ing the unlucky police officer who dared to stop him from kicking a small dog as it wasn't real. It was actually conjured up from a clown, cleverly disguised as a slightly different clown disguised as a lardarse. Lardarse parked his bike in front of a sherman tank that was blocking his view of |
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